# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3081 "2025-05-14T12:59:05Z")
Parent of the year (or decade): > **[Mom bought ammunition, tactical gear for son’s planned mass violence at SAISD...](https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2025/05/14/mom-33-bought-ammunition-tactical-gear-for-son-who-had-plans-for-mass-violence-at-saisd-middle-school-police-say/)** > > The mother of an SAISD middle school student allegedly bought ammunition, magazines and tactical gear for her son, who had expressed a desire to carry out “acts of mass violence” at Jeremiah Rhodes Middle School, according to SAPD. School: > [@](#): > > …we take all potential threats seriously But not seriously enough to ban the kid from attending after his, um, proclivities came to light. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3082 "2025-05-14T13:08:31Z")
Hah! I beat Elon. I had a vasectomy years ago and now I’m on government assistance (social security). There’s nothing he can do. Bwah hah hah! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3083 "2025-05-14T14:14:48Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I had a vasectomy years ago and now I’m on government assistance (social security). There’s nothing he can do. Bwah hah hah! He can destroy social security. And is working on it. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3084 "2025-05-14T14:21:35Z")
Yes of course. I was being facetious. There’s a hell of a lot more he can do to destroy the USA so he can own it. ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3085 "2025-05-28T11:30:07Z")
Cryptobros try rubber hose cryptography - > **[Second suspect arrested in alleged NYC Bitcoin torture scheme](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn84x31vw96o)** > > Police say the two men kidnapped an Italian businessman and tortured him with a gun, chainsaw and electrical wires for nearly three weeks. > **[Security](https://xkcd.com/538/)** ---
**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3086 "2025-05-31T13:19:17Z")
I saw on NBC that seven teens were wounded in southeast Chicago by a drive by shooter as breaking news. They said the police began a manhunt to find the suspects. No one was killed but there are still some bad guys involved. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3087 "2025-06-02T00:17:43Z")
_I had a choice of where to put [this](https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/05/28/coast-guard-vet-turned-porn-actress-pleads-guilty-killing-man-cuyahoga-valley-national-park.html), but since it includes murder, I went with this thread. It’s a wild one. (You may need to register for free to read the entire article on [Military.com](http://Military.com).)_ > [@](#): > > # Coast Guard Vet Turned Porn Actress Pleads Guilty to Killing Man in Cuyahoga Valley National Park > > CLEVELAND, Ohio— A Coast Guard veteran who later became an actress in adult films admitted Tuesday to killing a man in the Cuyahoga Valley National Park in a revenge plot. > > Chelsea Perkins, 35, shot Matthew Dunmire once in the back of the head in the Terra Vista Nature Study Area in Valley View in March 2021, about four years after she had accused Dunmire of rape. > > She pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and using a gun in a violent crime. The agreement calls for U.S. District Judge Solomon Oliver to sentence Perkins to between 20 and 25 years, if he approves the plea. > > Oliver set sentencing for Sept. 9. The police investigated her allegation of rape and… > [@](#): > > Perkins in 2017 reported to Virginia Beach police that Dunmire had raped her. Police later told the FBI that they didn’t have enough evidence to file charges against Dunmire, according to court records. Her victim’s parents decided to go vigilante. > [@](#): > > While waiting for an arrest in her son’s death, Tommie Lynn Dunmire, 54, launched her own investigation to try to find the killer. > > She botched it, and on Nov. 5, 2021, she disguised herself as a UPS driver and shot a 30-year-old woman in Washington, D.C., who she mistakenly believed killed her son. The woman survived. > > Tommie Lynn Dunmire took her own life after police stopped her car shortly after the shooting. Her longtime partner and Matthew Dunmire’s father, John McQuillen, drove her to the shooting. > > He was later sentenced to three years and six months in prison after pleading guilty to being an accessory after the fact to an assault with the intent to kill. He was released from prison in March. The vigilante’s victim, of course, was not their intended target. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3088 "2025-06-02T02:16:22Z")
If that was a movie plot, people would call it far-fetched. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3089 "2025-06-02T08:06:21Z")
Off-topic but when you say Vet in Australia, it’s an animal doctor, not an ex-soldier. Back to the thread…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3090 "2025-06-02T11:35:20Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Off-topic but when you say Vet in Australia, it’s an animal doctor, not an ex-soldier. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ej7Pr7BIUR4/maxresdefault.jpg "Brian Griffin goes to the Vets...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej7Pr7BIUR4) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3091 "2025-06-02T14:55:05Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Off-topic but when you say Vet in Australia, it’s an animal doctor, not an ex-soldier. In the US, it can be either one. Usually we’ll say “Army vet” or something along those lines to differentiate. Or it depends on context; if you say, “I took my dog to the vet,” people aren’t going to assume you took your dog to a former military person. Or if you say, “The country is doing a terrible job of taking care of vets,” people won’t assume that doctors of veterinary medicine are in need. If it’s really ambiguous, folks will just ask for clarification (or should). ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3092 "2025-06-02T19:13:11Z")
What if I’m a former military animal doctor? 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3093 "2025-06-02T19:45:24Z")
TIL that the US Army has a Veterinary Corps. [U.S. Army Medical Center of Excellence - Veterinary Corps Opportunities](https://medcoe.army.mil/amedd-vet-opportunities) That’s a career path that’s bound to cause confusion. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3094 "2025-06-02T20:33:25Z")
So if you want to check the background of one of these guys, do you vet a vet vet? ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3095 "2025-06-02T20:35:58Z")
If I acquired a dog that had been invalided out due to PTSD from its time in a war zone, I certainly would. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3096 "2025-06-02T23:31:33Z")
Sure, and if they had a lot of experience as a military animal doctor, you’d vet a vet vet vet. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3097 "2025-06-02T23:33:45Z")
I would certainly vet a vet vet vet. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3098 "2025-06-02T23:36:48Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I would certainly vet a vet vet vet. - You need to call Eddie Vetter. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3099 "2025-06-02T23:37:40Z")
Nyet, not yet vet the vet vet. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3100 "2025-06-02T23:37:42Z")
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