# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3241 "2025-07-10T21:02:45Z")
Maybe not! [![](https://growing-guides.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/how-to-deadhead-flowers.gif) ](https://growing-guides.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/how-to-deadhead-flowers.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3242 "2025-07-10T21:32:16Z")
If you’re really old, you’d be reminded of Richard Strauss’s _Salome_. > **[From the Archives: Salome at the Met](https://www.metopera.org/discover/archives/notes-from-the-archives/from-the-archives-salome-at-the-met/)** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3243 "2025-07-17T01:19:08Z")
A health care “whistleblower”'s campaign hits a snag. > **[Pennsylvania man threatened to behead Tampa General Hospital CEO, feds say](https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2025/07/16/tampa-general-hospital-ceo-cyber-threats-arrest/)** > > Lawrence Brunn, 63, was arrested Tuesday on a federal cyberharassment charge for threats he made against John Couris, authorities said. When will the GoFundMe for his defense start taking contributions? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3244 "2025-07-17T04:49:25Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > A health care “whistleblower”'s campaign hits a snag. Well, of course. That would be practicing medicine without a license. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3245 "2025-07-17T16:57:03Z")
This type of surgery has gone viral. > **[Australian reality TV star charged with cutting off boyfriend’s head – which...](https://nypost.com/2025/06/28/world-news/australian-reality-star-tamika-sueann-rose-chesser-charged-with-decapitated-boyfriends-murder/)** > > “I can tragically say that we have not recovered the head of Julian Story,” Detective Superintendent Darren Fielke told reporters Friday. Looking forward to Hollywood getting into the act again.. [![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81k1SzO8CAL._SL1500_.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81k1SzO8CAL._SL1500_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3246 "2025-07-17T17:08:07Z")
Not to make light of it, but isn’t cutting off a head pretty hard to do? Seems excessive. I’m curious why they assume it’s her. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3247 "2025-07-17T17:15:12Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Seems excessive. The decapitated body was also burnt. Seems like an attempt to make identification difficult. > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’m curious why they assume it’s her. They said his remains were in “an apartment”; I assume it was one they shared. > The model and actress was jailed after police found her in the backyard of the crime scene in a “catatonic and unresponsive state,” according to court documents obtained by the outlet. Police usually suspect a person’s SO when there is a murder, because it’s so common. The fact that she was found “catatonic” right by the crime scene is extremely suspicious. She would have to have known there was a fire at least. She never contacted authorities. She’s also charged with assaulting an officer, so she has demonstrated disturbing behavior and violence. She seems like an obvious suspect. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3248 "2025-07-17T17:15:44Z")
ETA: @Love_Rhombus two posts up. Depends on whether you start out while the victim is alive or not and whether or not you’re in a hurry to escape the scene. If you have a private place and all afternoon to work on it, and maybe some power tools, it isn’t that hard. Conversely, in a dark alley armed with a switchblade? She’s gonna be sawing a long time to get that head off. And be real sweaty & bloody before the work is done. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3249 "2025-07-17T18:56:27Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Police usually suspect a person’s SO when there is a murder, because it’s so common. The fact that she was found “catatonic” right by the crime scene is extremely suspicious. She would have to have known there was a fire at least. She never contacted authorities. > > She’s also charged with assaulting an officer, so she has demonstrated disturbing behavior and violence. She seems like an obvious suspect. Or she’s there, someone breaks in and decapitates him in front of her. That would make me catatonic and possibly violent as well. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3250 "2025-07-17T19:05:16Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > That would make me catatonic and possibly violent as well. And in-between that incident and the cops finding you, would you be out calmly walking dogs in public? There is video footage of her doing that as noted in the article. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3251 "2025-07-17T19:20:12Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > And in-between that incident and the cops finding you, would you be out calmly walking dogs in public? There is video footage of her doing that as noted in the article. Ah, I misread the timeline. Thought that was before the incident. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3252 "2025-07-17T19:26:42Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Not to make light of it, but isn’t cutting off a head pretty hard to do? Harder than breaking up. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3253 "2025-07-17T19:31:49Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Thought that was before the incident. Yeah, it’s extremely bizarre. > The footage — with the woman’s face obscured — was captured just hours after the savage killing, which police believe took place around midnight on June 17. Even the woman’s sister isn’t declaring her innocent; she says that she is a damaged person. > “This is not her,” Chesser’s worried sister, Kiya-May, told Daily Mail Australia, explaining that her alleged murderous sibling has faced a “life of trauma and abuse” that has “fried her brain.” My brother has a history of mental illness and drug addiction, and he has been violent at times, including to my mom who he once tried to strangle. So I can relate to this. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3254 "2025-07-17T19:33:44Z")
> [@How Easy Is It To Sever A Head?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-easy-is-it-to-sever-a-head/458505): > > In regard to the crime in Canada where a man stabbed another on a Greyhound bus then cut him up The AP Article reads: Now my question is how fast could he stab someone and then procede to cut him up. How fast could you cut off his head and then show it around? Or is this easy to do? I’m trying to picture this, did the passengers on the bus just run away? I am not suggesting they shoud’ve fought him, but you think they could’ve thrown luggage or rocks at him or something. @Qadgop_the_Mercotan shares a bit of his experience. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3255 "2025-07-17T19:39:29Z")
This portion of the thread needs a theme song. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uBkyovAvh8M/maxresdefault.jpg "Look! No Head! (Live)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBkyovAvh8M) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3256 "2025-07-19T23:12:06Z")
Not as evil as cutting off someone’s head, but this guy’s greed is just disgusting. Gives lawyers another black mark. > **[Dauphin County attorney disbarred after stealing memorial donations,...](https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2025/07/dauphin-county-attorney-disbarred-after-stealing-memorial-donations-pocketing-client-payments.html)** > > He was also accused of fraud and lying about his mother dying to a client and the Chief Deputy Attorney General. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3257 "2025-07-19T23:17:19Z")
The usual trick is to take all the memorial cash then replace it with a check for the same amount made out to the deceased and dropped into the grave. Nothing wrong with that is there? The books totally balance. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3258 "2025-07-20T00:29:08Z")
Has to be one of those carbon checks so’s the carbon can be shown as proof that the check was made out. ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3259 "2025-08-01T19:09:04Z")
A first date which didn’t go quite as planned: > **[Milwaukee man gets life in prison for killing and dismembering a woman on...](https://apnews.com/article/maxwell-anderson-dismembered-body-sentencing-milwaukee-f466df4e05a5af24d4b57cc575812eb3)** > > A Milwaukee man has been sentenced to life in prison without parole for killing and dismembering a 19-year-old college student on their first date. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3260 "2025-08-01T19:18:59Z")
For anyone that didn’t follow that case or read the article, they’re not using the term ‘dismembered’ lightly. Parts of her body were scattered all over the county. One of her legs was found near where I live. The family wanted to put up a memorial at the location, but, racists are racists, so that never happened. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=162) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=164)