# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 171
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3406 "2025-08-29T17:38:38Z")
My parents left me at a gas station in the Wisconsin Dells once. I was about 35. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3407 "2025-08-29T20:13:03Z")
Some guy was being a problem drunk on the train, so, according to policy, they left him in the nearest town: Wolf Point. You can get farther from anywhere else than Wolf Point, but the train does not have a stop in that farther place. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3408 "2025-08-29T21:21:01Z")
I have dropped problem passengers in the least convenient (for them) airport I could locate along our general route that was still on our list of authorized stopover points. Do not fuck w the people carrying you to your destination.šŸ˜  ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3409 "2025-08-30T10:37:18Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I have dropped problem passengers in the least convenient (for them) airport I could locate along our general route that was still on our list of authorized stopover points. I respect you even more. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3410 "2025-08-31T12:21:24Z")
Just petty, childish evil. Happily the jerk is getting review bombed. I hope it really hurts his business bc heā€™s unrepentant. Asshole. > **[Grown man blasted for snatching Majchrzakā€™s hat from child at US Open](https://www.thenews.com.pk/amp/1340198-grown-man-blasted-for-snatching-majchrzaks-hat-from-child-at-us-open)** > > A brazen act of selfishness overshadowed a US Open victory for Polish tennis player Kamil Majchrzak. After winning a five-set marathon match, Majchrzak signed memorabilia for fans,... ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3411 "2025-09-01T15:52:52Z")
The wealthy Polish paving company CEO at the center of this uproar is having a bad time of it, especially after [comments he allegedly made on social media](http://yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/polish-millionaire-ceo-piotr-szczerek-184725888.html) surfaced. > [@](#): > > ā€œThe recent incident at the tennis match has caused a disproportionate online uproar. Itā€™s all about the famous hat, of course. Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly. But as Iā€™ve always said, life is first come, first served. I understand that some people might not like it, but please, letā€™s not make a global scandal out of the hat. Itā€™s just a hat. If you were faster, you would have it. Regarding online hate, I remind you that insulting a public figure is subject to legal liability. All offensive comments, slander, and insinuations will be analysed for the possibility of taking the matter to court. In the end, chin up, hats off, less venom, more sportsmanship.ā€ Fabulous PR there, Piotr! By another report, [he has apologized](http://bbc.com/news/articles/ce93klk0jpzo#). > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Happily the jerk is getting review bombed. Yeah, the next time I need paving work done in Warsaw Iā€™m using another company. šŸ˜” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3412 "2025-09-01T16:02:08Z")
You know what else can be taken to court? Theft. And the judges in said court donā€™t generally take kindly to ā€œFirst come, first servedā€ as a defense. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3413 "2025-09-01T16:54:38Z")
Yeah. When he said life was ā€œfirst come; first servedā€ (in Polish no doubt) I believe that what he really meant was closer to life is ā€œMost selfish; best served.ā€ In that heā€™s probably correct, and ever more so in our ever-coursening era. But just because heā€™s correct doesnā€™t mean heā€™s right. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3414 "2025-09-01T23:35:34Z")
Fucking assholeā€™s first response was to admit it and threaten legal action against anyone slandering him. Then he later ā€œapologizedā€ and claimed it was a mistake and he returned the hat. Iā€™m sure that was after his lawyers informed him where the legal liability was regarding his potential slander lawsuits. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3415 "2025-09-01T23:54:18Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Iā€™m sure that was after his lawyers informed him where the legal liability was regarding his potential slander lawsuits. More likely, the terrible PR for his firm. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3416 "2025-09-02T12:09:21Z")
I feel like a real shit and Iā€™m sure Iā€™m going to hell, but my first thought upon learning that the Taliban has asked the world for help after the terrible earthquake they just had, was there must not be any women in the number of people who need help. See, I told you Iā€™m going to hell, but so are the Taliban. Oh shit. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3417 "2025-09-02T15:02:14Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > See, I told you Iā€™m going to hell, but so are the Taliban. > > Oh shit. It is a big place. Pieces of it are breaking loose all the time. They will be occupying a completely different circle from you, way over on the other side, where all 72 virgins are boys. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3418 "2025-09-02T16:35:22Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > he wealthy Polish paving company CEO at the center of this uproar is having a bad time of it, especially after [comments he allegedly made on social media](http://yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/polish-millionaire-ceo-piotr-szczerek-184725888.html) surfaced. Just so Yā€™all know, this ā€œapologyā€ is completely and utterly fake. The guy is still a massive dickhead, but his real apology was a bit better (only a bit), as he threw his children under the bus. > " I believed Majchrzak was handing a hat to me to give to my sons, who had previously asked for autographs." ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3419 "2025-09-02T20:51:22Z")
Does that apology also explain his admitting to taking the hat abs threatening to sue everyone? Or was that also ā€œfakeā€? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3420 "2025-09-02T20:54:56Z")
I guarantee that the apology was fake (or at least the sincerity behind it). ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3421 "2025-09-02T23:53:10Z")
Piotr Szczerek is the CEO of Polish paving company Drogbruk who stole the signed hat from a kid at the US Open. Unfortunately, there is _another_ Polish paving company called Drog-Bruk and that companyā€™s CEO, Roman Szkaradek, is getting hateful comments on social media. [Paywalled New York Times cite](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/world/europe/us-open-drog-bruk-ceo-szczerek.html). ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3422 "2025-09-13T19:57:12Z")
I donā€™t know anything about drug use or Narcan, but based on this article it sounds horribly painful, and these vigilantes need to be severely punished. > **[San Francisco drug users attacked with Narcan](https://sfstandard.com/2025/09/11/san-francisco-drug-users-narcan-attacks/)** > > Online commenters have called the alleged use of Narcan on unsuspecting victims a ā€œnew strategy for moving bums out of your way.ā€ Health experts say it could kill. ---
**Author:** ![ZosterSandstorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e0b2c6/32.png) [@ZosterSandstorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZosterSandstorm)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3423 "2025-09-17T20:49:48Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I donā€™t know anything about drug use or Narcan, but based on this article it sounds horribly painful, and these vigilantes need to be severely punished. The first thing every opiate addict does when you save their life with Narcan is get enraged that you ruined their high and start hitting you.. Quoting the person who was passed out on a bicycle in public as an objective source on his own drug use or the reality of social trends is wild behavior from the worldā€™s most credulous journalist. He needs to be reassigned to the magic beans beat. No, there is no conspiracy of ā€œvigilantesā€ going around ā€œattacking people with Narcan,ā€ but the idea that there is serves as a useful filter for whose opinions around this issue are worthless. ---
**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3424 "2025-09-17T21:52:07Z")
Yeah I thought about posting this earlier. People are so fucking cruel. Look I get the frustration and anger. The crackheads go through my block and rifle through vehicles in my neighborhood monthly. Iā€™ve replaced the passenger side window 4 times, I had expensive specialized tools stolen, my stuff strewn all over, etc. Our shop is downtown and the same crap happens. There is a constant stream of homeless and addicts and all the bullshit that comes with that. Even if they are not actively stealing or damaging our property, I donā€™t want to deal with strung out junkies. But.. The police react pretty quickly when called if there is a disturbance, and so do the outreach teams. There is a naxolone kit hanging on the alley fence outside our shop right now. I would absolutely use it if I thought it would save a life. But, to use it on someone to punish them, to get them out of the way - thats just fucking monstrous. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3425 "2025-09-17T22:40:24Z")
[ICE bust up an 80-year-old U.S. citizen, deny him medical attention, and take him to a detention center.](https://ktla.com/news/local-news/van-nuys-car-wash-owner-raided-by-ice-speaks-out/) > ā€œThey grabbed one of my guys, and I told them, hold on, some of these people they have papers, they have the documentation here. And the only thing they said was, ā€˜You donā€™t F with ICE. We are here,ā€™ and they threw me on the floor ā€¦ and three of them, they jumped on me and they were sitting on me,ā€ Shouhed said. ICE is not a law-enforcement agency. Itā€™s a goon squad. Itā€™s the modern equivalent of the _Schutzstaffel_ (SS) and the _Geheime Staatspolizei_ (Gestapo). Anyone who says Trump is not a fascist is either a liar or a fool. Or both. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=170) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=172)