# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3946 "2026-01-26T00:28:03Z")

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Even without additional murder-related charges, arson itself is an extremely serious crime, for precisely that reason: It’s inherently likely to kill or injure a lot of people.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3947 "2026-01-27T06:32:41Z")

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[Oh, yeah; you’re evil if you want to kill a four-year old.](https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/dad-speaks-4-old-daughter-162415380.html)

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> What began as a lighthearted [NFL](https://people.com/football) tradition between a father and his 4-year-old daughter took a disturbing turn.
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> Anthony Donatelli says his family began receiving death threats after videos of his daughter, Reece, sharing her playoff predictions went viral. A Riverside, Calif., local, Donatelli told the [_Los Angeles Times_](https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-01-20/its-nuts-this-4-year-old-is-getting-death-threats-over-nfl-predictions) that Reece — who loves football — has been making the picks on his social media accounts for years.
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> But during this year’s NFL playoffs, the tone of the response shifted. Viewers unhappy with Reece’s predictions began flooding the posts with hateful messages, the outlet reported.
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> Speaking exclusively to PEOPLE, Donatelli says his family has been left shaken by the experience.
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> “We’re just very sad right now with the negative turn this has taken for our family,” Donatelli says. “Our only intention was to create something lighthearted that might get parents and kids interested in the sport that we love so much — football.”

[Practice makes perfect, Speed Racer edition.](https://www.aol.com/news/repeat-offender-street-racing-106-203914069.html)

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> A [Wisconsin repeat offender](https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/us-regions/midwest/wisconsin) previously convicted of killing someone in a car collision is back behind bars after allegedly killing an EMT in a street-racing hit-and-run crash.
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> The incident unfolded in Milwaukee on Thursday, Jan. 15, after local authorities were called to the scene of a crash in which a pickup truck allegedly struck an SUV, leaving both vehicles with damage consistent with a high-speed collision, [FOX 6 reported.](https://www.fox6now.com/news/milwaukee-fatal-hit-and-run-crash-2-men-accused-wreck-killed-emt)
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> The driver of the pickup truck was reportedly not at the scene when officers arrived.

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> Investigators located identifying documents, debit cards and multiple receipts with the name “Dayton Milligan,” and later learned he was “currently on [Department of Corrections monitoring](https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/crime/police-and-law-enforcement),” according to the complaint.

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> Milligan is charged with [first-degree reckless homicide](https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/crime/homicide), hit-and-run resulting in death and knowingly operating a motor vehicle while revoked – cause death of another, FOX 6 reported.

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> According to court records obtained by FOX 6, Milligan was convicted in June 2021 in nearby Ashland County for second-degree reckless homicide and hit-and-run causing death.
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> He is currently serving extended supervision after accepting a plea deal, in which he faced a first-degree reckless homicide charge with a 60-year maximum sentence stemming from the death of Mahzhaquad Ford, [according to WTMJ.](https://www.tmj4.com/news/milwaukee-county/repeat-offender-charged-with-killing-emt-2020-victims-grandmother-responds) He was ultimately sentenced to four years in prison and six years of extended supervision.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3948 "2026-01-27T18:33:20Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> > He is currently serving extended supervision after accepting a plea deal

Not closely enough, apparently.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3949 "2026-01-28T02:29:56Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Oh, yeah; you’re evil if you want to kill a four-year old.

From the article:

> He added how people also reached out to him, saying he owed them thousands of dollars because her daughter’s predictions were wrong.

Say what? Of course, people who bet thousands of dollars on football games based on the whims of a child are not going to have the best grasp of reality.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3950 "2026-01-29T05:30:31Z")

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[Speaking of evil…](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/man-superglued-injured-dog-hare-215022218.html)

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> A man superglued and stapled his dog’s face together so he could use it to commit further crimes in Lincolnshire, police said.
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> Shane Hooton, from Knaresborough, was one of three men to be sentenced at Lincoln Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday after pleading guilty to their involvement in a hare coursing match in the county in February last year.
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> Lincolnshire Police said officers found Hooton’s “terrified” female lurcher in the boot of his car after apprehending him and his friends John Langan and Thomas Jaffray near Waddington.
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> Det Con Aaron Flint, the force’s wildlife crime officer, said the injuries to Hooton’s dog were so severe it had to be put down.

The rest of the article has more detail of what the cretin did to the poor animal.

[Speaking of evil-er…](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/china-sends-police-australia-hunt-015234303.html)

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> China is sending a team to Australia to help in the search for a man who allegedly doused a baby with boiling coffee in 2024.
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> The nine-month old was attacked while his family were at a park in Brisbane’s southern suburbs, suffering serious burns to his face and limbs.
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> The suspect fled the country before police identified him as a 33-year-old man, and is currently in China - a country with which Australia does not have an extradition arrangement.
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> China’s ambassador to Australia Xiao Qian said on Thursday a “working group” would travel to Brisbane to assist the investigation.
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> “We are serious in addressing this concern, and we’re serious in taking the necessary actions,” Xiao told reporters in Canberra.
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> The team will work with Australian officials to “see what exactly happened, how it happened, and how both sides can work together as a follow-up”, he added.
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> In a joint statement, Queensland Police and the Australian Federal Police said they are “supporting a delegation of Chinese authorities”, thanking them for their “ongoing cooperation” given the challenges presented by the alleged offender’s location.
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> “China has extraterritorial jurisdiction to prosecute its citizens for conduct which occurs outside China,” the joint statement read.

[Speaking of evil-est…](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/14-old-arrested-social-media-022443594.html)

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> A Florida teen has been arrested after their alleged participation in a social media challenge led to the death of a woman’s dog.
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> A 14-year-old was arrested at school on Tuesday, Jan. 27 in connection with the death of a woman’s 3-year-old Yorkshire terrier named Spookie, the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said in a [press release](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1216240917264124&set=pcb.1216204570601092). The teen was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges of burglary and criminal mischief after a Dec. 20, 2025 “door-kicking prank” inspired by a social media challenge.
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> “An investigation identified several juveniles who attended a party in the area that night and went out to play ‘ding dong ditch’ in the neighborhood,” the sheriff’s office said. “A neighbor’s security camera captured audio of the incident. Further investigation led to identification of the defendant who kicked the victim’s door multiple times, forcing it open.”
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> Surveillance footage aired by [WOWT](https://www.wowt.com/2026/01/27/dog-dies-after-owners-door-allegedly-kicked-by-teens-trying-tiktok-challenge/) showed two young boys turning their backs to a front door and using the bottom of their shoes to forcefully kick it amid the viral social media “door kick challenge.”
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> The dog’s owner has since been identified as Dissany Cid of Deltona, Fla.
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> After Cid’s door was broken from being kicked in, Spookie got out and was later hit and killed by a car.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3951 "2026-01-29T14:52:14Z")

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I find it hard to rank a prank that damaged a house door that happened to let a dog out that happened to be hit later by an unrelated car higher than a man deliberately, severely, and permanently injuring a baby that is probably part of his own family, then fleeing the country.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3952 "2026-01-29T20:14:07Z")

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A man has been arrested after repeatedly trying to ram his car through the side doors of Chabad headquarters in Crown Heights, NYC.

> **[Car slams into Chabad World Headquarters in Crown Heights, Brooklyn; driver...](https://abc7ny.com/amp/post/car-slams-chabad-world-headquarters-crown-heights-brooklyn-police-investigating/18496735/)**
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> Police were called to 770 Eastern Parkway where a grey Honda with New Jersey plates crashed near the entrance of Chabad World Headquarters at 8:46 p.m.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3953 "2026-01-29T20:34:41Z")

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Plus 1, or eleventy-one

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3954 "2026-01-30T03:41:40Z")

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Interesting that the caution tape has the words in English and presumably, Hebrew. Does NYPD have a collection of bilingual tapes that can be used in the appropriate neighborhood?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3955 "2026-01-30T03:46:44Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Does NYPD have a collection of bilingual tapes that can be used in the appropriate neighborhood?

I’d be surprised if they didn’t, but AIUI there’s also a very well-organized Hasidic neighborhood watch group in Crown Heights that could also have had it ready.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3956 "2026-01-30T11:23:43Z")

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I’d never heard of Aspen Kartier before, but she belongs in this thread. I’m not going to link to her live stream beating the shit out of her dog because it’s awful. It’s all over the internet if you want to see it. Or hear it may be more appropriate as the beating is just off camera.

She is angry that the cute little dog got out of the cage. Man, I hope that dog is taken away from her.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2026, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3957 "2026-02-01T22:31:30Z")

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Just another fraternity hazing death, nothing to see here.

> **[3 Arizona fraternity leaders arrested on hazing charges following death of...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/3-arizona-fraternity-leaders-arrested-hazing-charges-death/story?id=129757115)**
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> Three leaders of a fraternity associated with Northern Arizona University are facing hazing charges after an 18-year-old student died at a rush event, police said.

Guess the “robust hazing prevention training” fell a bit short.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2026, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3958 "2026-02-02T23:35:09Z")

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One of Bari Weiss’ new hires at CBS News literally decided that hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein was more important than going to the hospital with his infant son who was DYING.

> **[CBS News’ Star Hire Hung With Epstein as Baby Son Fought for Life](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/cbs-news-star-hire-hung-184027675.html)**
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> CBS News’ newest contributor seemingly chose Epstein over his wife’s plea for help.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2026, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3959 "2026-02-03T00:58:34Z")

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So much winning.

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2026, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3960 "2026-02-03T06:07:11Z")

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Still married, it seems. I hope he’s improved, for the family’s sake.

~Max

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3961 "2026-02-03T14:44:01Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Guess the “robust hazing prevention training” fell a bit short.

I know, I don’t get it. Nearly a half century (! Where has the time gone?) ago when I was in college, I hated frats. Their stupid drinking initiations, and other humiliations in the name of “brotherhood”. I couldn’t figure why anyone would put up with that then, and even less now.

At least back then, the drinking age was 18, so getting so blitzed you died was in fact legal.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2026, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3962 "2026-02-04T01:28:43Z")

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> [@Max\_S](#):
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> Still married, it seems. I hope he’s improved, for the family’s sake

So maybe he’s no no longer excited by the thought of Epstein’s pedophilia?

> In June 2015, Attia gushed in an email to Epstein that the “worst” part about being his friend is that “the life you lead is so outrageous, and yet I can’t tell a soul.” The message was written seven years after Epstein was first arrested for procuring a child for prostitution and four years before his federal sex-trafficking arrest.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3963 "2026-02-05T04:50:59Z")

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Just another armed teenager who’s into child porn and wanted to blow away churchgoers, according to Florida authorities.

> **[14-year-old arrested after allegedly discussing plans to shoot up church in...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/14-year-arrested-terrorism-charges-after-allegedly-discussing/story?id=129860133)**
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> In addition to terrorism charges, the suspect is charged with fourteen counts of solicitation or possession of child pornography.

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> The sheriff said that the suspect is also allegedly linked to a neo-Nazi satanic group.

Gotta recruit them while they’re young.

Wonder if there’s conflict at meetings.

“Heil Hitler!” “No, Hail Satan!”

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3964 "2026-02-05T15:57:35Z")

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That guy sounds like some prosecutor’s dream. It doesn’t matter which moral panic you care to name, this guy’s all in with it.

  

I’m not suggesting this is the case with this guy, but if somebody wanted to railroad some innocent through a show trial, accusing him of being a Satanic Nazi child porning wannabe church shooter would pretty well guarantee their conviction. At least in the court of public opinion.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3965 "2026-02-12T20:10:00Z")

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Nick Fuentes wants all women to be imprisoned in “breeding gulags”.

> **[Melissa Gira Grant (@melissagiragrant.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/melissagiragrant.com/post/3menxpalb222d)**
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> Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us...

> **[Melissa Gira Grant (@melissagiragrant.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/melissagiragrant.com/post/3menxzhn3c22d)**
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> Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be...

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