# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3966 "2026-02-12T20:16:27Z")

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It’s hard to stay ahead of [Andrew Tate](https://www.propublica.org/article/andrew-tate-investigation-dhs-paul-ingrassia).

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3967 "2026-02-12T20:18:43Z")

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Poor Nick is sad that the alt-right isn’t doing enough.

[White nationalist uses gay slur, says ‘butthurt’ far-right was ‘captured by losers and idiots’](https://www.al.com/politics/2026/02/white-nationalist-uses-gay-slur-says-butthurt-far-right-was-captured-by-losers-and-idiots.html)

> Of the alt-right movement, Fuentes said he “was into this before it was popular … and now it’s filled with a bunch of complete f------ idiots.
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> “At one point we were the trolls and now we’re the butthurt ones,” he said before using a gay slur to describe the movement.

You know someone is an asshole when they complain that their side isn’t trolling enough.

Of course, Trump still loves him.

> **[Trump Refuses to Disavow White Nationalist Nick Fuentes, Praising Carlson](https://www.mississippifreepress.org/trump-refuses-to-disavow-white-nationalist-nick-fuentes-praising-carlson/)**
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> President Donald Trump lack of criticism of Nick Fuentes echoes his longstanding reluctance to disavow right-wing figures.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3968 "2026-02-13T05:08:39Z")

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Border Patrol agent is charged with harboring an undocumented immigrant.

Said immigrant is his girlfriend.

And she’s married to another man.

Also, she’s the agent’s **biological niece**.

> **[CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an...](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cbp-officer-federal-charges-allegations-harbored-unauthorized-immigrant-girlfriend-niece/?linkId=905836708)**
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> The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3969 "2026-02-13T10:37:59Z")

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I was going to post the Fuentes thing because it’s **really** fucking evil. “All women should suffer because I’m a frightened little sociopathic snowflake” is a helluva thing to state out loud.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3970 "2026-02-13T10:38:18Z")

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That brings a whole new concept to the 1950s USA slang term for giving up the fight, cry “Uncle”

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3971 "2026-02-13T18:04:44Z")

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I’m not sure whether to be more impressed at the officer’s hypocrisy, or the agency’s honesty (?) in not sweeping this case under the rug.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3972 "2026-02-13T18:11:56Z")

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When you see that you can break the law with impunity, that even the President of the United States has your back, why would you bother sweeping _anything_ under the rug?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3973 "2026-02-13T18:56:15Z")

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Well, why would you bother prosecuting somebody for misfeasance when that class of officer has already been declared above all laws? Saying an ICE agency _can_ do wrong and suffer some consequence sends the wrong message; it’s contrary to their new image of absolute impunity.

Now yes, he’s doing wrong in the “wrong” direction; aiding a non-white person / immigrant, not caving in their skull.

So we have opposing notions of impunity and only one can stand. Then again, logical consistency has never been one of the current criminal regime’s strong suits.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3974 "2026-02-13T20:18:34Z")

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Pending further information, I’m calling bullshit here. This kid apparently said some bad things on the internet, so his house got raided and they found “guns and child porn”. There doesn’t appear to be any indication that the guns belonged to him or were illegal in any way. The “child porn” could easily have been him exchanging sexy texts with peers. This seems like Florida law enforcement trying to foment moral panic.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3975 "2026-02-13T23:16:04Z")

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Not much in the way of updates, except the group that 14-year-old is said to be associated with is the [Tempel ov Blood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Caleb_Sutter), an affiliate of the OAN, the Order of Nine Angles.

The Tempel ov Blood is described “as mixing “Satanism, radical Islam and vampirism” with neo-Nazism; it also incorporates Hinduism, pro-North Korean sentiment, and accelerationism.”

Sounds like a good time.

To get in good with the Tempel one is supposed to commit some grievous act; shooting up a church might qualify.

Oddly, the teen’s name and photo appear on some websites though he’s a juvenile.

While the story has bizarrely wackoid elements, I’m not sure why it would be easily dismissed as made up by authorities.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3976 "2026-02-14T02:45:27Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> The Tempel ov Blood is described “as mixing “Satanism, radical Islam vampirism” with neo-Nazism; it also incorporates Hinduism, pro-North Korean sentiment, and accelerationism.”

“See, we want people to know we are **evil** , and not just a little bit evil, but all the way evil. So we aren’t just Satanists, we are also neo-Nazis. But that’s not enough, so we have to troll the Christians and claim Islamic _and_ Hinduistic links. And if that isn’t enough, we will claim we support North Korea, because everybody agrees North Korea is evil. Even Iran and Russia think North Korea is evil. They may do business with them, but they hate them.”

"Hey guys, you forgot to label yourselves “communist fascists”.

“Oh crap. Is there any way we can and l sneak that in and pretend we said that up front, too? Because that would be the coolest.”

“Hey guys, why did you go with vampires? Didn’t you know vampires aren’t cool anymore? Anybody who is anybody these days is a _zombie_.”

“Oh yeah? Well we’ll just be vampire zombies. Take that!”

“What, no werewolves?”

"Nah, Wolfenstein ruined that for us. "

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3977 "2026-02-14T07:21:43Z")

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Pretty sure I fought these guys in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign once.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3978 "2026-02-14T14:46:18Z")

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They forgot Methodists.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3979 "2026-02-14T23:36:14Z")

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This guy.

Was part of an operation in Afghanistan that killed a young girl’s parents. Marines initially took custody of the girl, but eventually she went back with relatives.

_This guy_ obtained a fraudulent adoption order, lured the girl’s family to the US with the promise of safety, kidnapped their child, and got away with it.

> **[Virginia Supreme Court rules US Marine's adoption of an Afghan war orphan...](https://apnews.com/article/afghan-baby-adoption-marine-virginia-3703a5a979633bcd000e537e6eb1f5ff?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share)**
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> The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that a U.S. Marine and his wife will keep an Afghan orphan they brought home in defiance of the U.S. government’s decision to reunite her with her Afghan family.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3980 "2026-02-14T23:39:18Z")

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I think there’s enough evil to go around, there, because the Virginia Supreme Court ruled that it was just fine.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3981 "2026-02-14T23:41:18Z")

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It sets a terrible precedent too. What’s stopping people now from fraudulently adopting children, kidnapping them and then coming out of hiding six months later?

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3982 "2026-02-15T00:21:00Z")

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I’m not suggesting it was made up, I’m suggesting that he might technically have violated a bunch of Federal laws by doing dumb stuff on the internet, without being anywhere near as much of a threat to society as this sheriff is implying.

Obviously any hint of a threat to commit a mass shooting needs to be taken seriously, but we need to remember that the number of teenagers who might brag on the internet about planning to commit serious crimes \>\>\>the number of teenagers who would actually do such things.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3983 "2026-02-15T02:01:54Z")

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We also need to remember the many times mass shootings or other horrific crimes occur, and afterwards it turns out that others knew of the perpetrator’s disturbed personality, threats and weapons cache, and either didn’t take the situation seriously or did nothing for other reasons.

“Oh, they’re just kids acting out” is a dangerous position to take in these times.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3984 "2026-02-15T02:22:24Z")

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Dude, do you even read your own cites? This kid didn’t have a “cache of weapons”. There were weapons somewhere in the house. If they were in the 14 year old’s possession, or if whoever had them (presumably his parents) were violating any laws by having them, I think it’s safe to assume charges would have been filed.

Certainly this kid needs a psych eval and a stern talking to, at the very least. There’s no legitimate reason for a press conference to be called about this other than to make some pencil-dicked sheriff look tough. Now this kid has his name all over the internet, so he will be facing consequences for this the rest of his life, even in the event these charges all turn out to be complete bullshit.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3985 "2026-02-15T02:40:19Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> “Oh, they’re just kids acting out” is a dangerous position to take in these times.

Agreed, Thing.Fish’s position on this is fucking stupid.

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