# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 202
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4026 "2026-03-10T01:09:24Z")
Trump, in the middle of an incoherent ramble about voting, says that girls older than 6 are “of age”. > **[Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgnstqztha25)** > > Trump: "You daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old." ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4027 "2026-03-10T06:15:14Z")
I assume Trump meant 16. (Which is still wrong, because the voting age is 18; he can’t even properly say the incorrect info he was trying to say.) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4028 "2026-03-10T06:45:49Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I assume Trump meant 16. I assume he accidentally told the truth, because disinhibition is a common symptom of dementia and he considers girls older than 6 to be fuckable. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4029 "2026-03-10T07:08:41Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I assume Trump meant 16. Why not assume he meant what he said until _he_ corrects himself? People constantly doing it for him without his acknowledgement doesn’t do anybody any favors…except Trump himself. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4030 "2026-03-10T07:16:01Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Why not assume he meant what he said until _he_ corrects himself? Because he has fucking dementia. > **[Dementia and language](https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/about-dementia/stages-and-symptoms/dementia-symptoms/dementia-and-language)** > > Dementia affects how a person can use language and communicate. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4031 "2026-03-10T07:32:14Z")
Then let him die on that sword instead of constantly padding it. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4032 "2026-03-10T07:33:40Z")
In case it went over your head, I’m saying he fucked up twice. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4033 "2026-03-10T10:11:58Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Then let him die on that sword instead of constantly padding it. Or just let him die. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2026, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4034 "2026-03-10T15:01:45Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Or just let him die. We got a whole thread on that. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4035 "2026-03-11T03:15:44Z")
LA Transit cop caught on video stealing $700 cash from a car while responding to a call for service. > **[LAPD officer under investigation for allegedly taking cash from unlocked Tesla](https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-03-09/lapd-officer-tesla-cash-investigation)** > > An LAPD official said an investigation is underway after video footage showed an officer from the Transit Services Division enter a Tesla while responding to a call for service. The vehicle's owner reported missing $700, which the officer said he... ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4036 "2026-03-13T02:37:44Z")
Palantir CEO says the upside of AI is that it will take jobs and opportunities away from women, and that what makes America great is how many people we kill. > **[Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgujawftlq2c)** > > Palantir CEO Alex Karp: "This technology disrupts humanity's train, largely Democratic voters, and makes their economic power less, and increases the economic power of vocationally trained, working class, often male voters. These disruptions are... > **[Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mguiup62lt2j)** > > Palantir CEO Alex Karp: "What makes America special right now is our lethal capacities. Our ability to fight war." ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4037 "2026-03-13T05:30:15Z")
[These two teens are quite amused they got arrested for planning a murder.](https://www.aol.com/news/teens-charged-alleged-murder-plot-210450630.html) > [@](#): > > Two Florida teenagers accused of plotting to kill a classmate in a “blood ritual” will remain held in jail without bond, after prosecutors argued that footage of the two laughing in a patrol vehicle following their arrest showed they continue to pose a threat. > > Isabelle Valdez, 15, and Lois Lippert, 14 – both students at Lake Brantley High School in Altamonte Springs – were arrested in late January after police investigated an anonymous tip reporting the alleged murder plot. > > Both teens were subsequently charged as adults with attempted premeditated murder, attempted felony murder and other counts. > > The tipster reported to the app FortifyFl on Jan. 22 that Valdez told the tipster about plans to kill “somebody we know from school” the following day, according to the police report. But, hey, they got reasons! > [@](#): > > The victim reportedly reminded Valdez of Adam Lanza, the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooter, and “she believed if she killed the victim, she would have a blood bond with Adam Lanza, which would resurrect him from the dead,” prosecutors stated in court filings. Valdez planned to “leave flowers at the scene and smoke a cigarette after the homicide was completed,” prosecutors stated. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4038 "2026-03-13T07:09:38Z")
A trans man working at a Chili’s in Chicago was fired because his “personal values and lifestyle did not align with the chain’s”. > **[Transgender Chili’s manager fired over ‘personal values and lifestyle,’...](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/chilis-transgender-employee-fired-lawsuit-b2935867.html)** > > Exclusive: Hudson Webber claims a store manager said another employee at a different location was being terminated ‘for the same reasons’ > Webber was hired April 17, 2025, as an assistant manager at a Chili’s in Rosemont, Illinois, their complaint says. > > From the start, Webber – a trans man who was assigned female at birth, and thus a member of a protected class under the law – received glowing performance reviews… > > However, it says, on May 1, things suddenly changed. For no apparent reason, Webber, who is a member of a protected class under the law, was “repeatedly called off from scheduled shifts by management,” the complaint goes on. > > “On one occasion, [Webber] was told not to report to work because a pipe had ruptured in the restaurant and no employees would be working that day,” the complaint continues. “[Webber] later learned that this explanation was false and that the restaurant had, in fact, remained open and staffed.”… > > On May 12, 2025, a little more than three weeks after Webber’s start date, the store manager terminated them without warning, according to the complaint. > > “During this conversation, [the store manager] explicitly stated that the reason for [Webber’s] termination was that [Webber’s] ‘personal values and lifestyle values’ did not align with the restaurant and that [Chili’s] would not be moving forward with [Webber’s] employment,” the complaint states. > > When Webber asked the store manager if they could speak with someone else about the decision, the store manager said that he and his regional manager had made the decision together and that it “was final.” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4039 "2026-03-13T07:40:51Z")
Title VII violation, yeah, that’s going to go well for Chili’s. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4040 "2026-03-13T07:45:42Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Palantir CEO says the upside of AI is that it will take jobs and opportunities away from women, and that what makes America great is how many people we kill. Seriously, what did you expect from someone who helped found a company named after an advanced technology used for deception and evil from _Lord of the Rings_? The company logo is even a frikkin’ stylized crystal ball, for Og’s sake. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4041 "2026-03-13T14:09:14Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > But, hey, they got reasons! And Florida Men all over our fair state heave a sigh of relief that these were Florida (young) Women. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4042 "2026-03-13T14:48:33Z")
But it was a Florida (young) Man targeted, so I don’t know how relieved they should be. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4043 "2026-03-13T20:21:49Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > that’s going to go well for Chili’s Shucks. I was thinking just yesterday it had been a while since we’d eaten at Chili’s. Now it looks like never again. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4044 "2026-03-13T21:09:20Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > When Webber asked the store manager if they could speak with someone else about the decision, the store manager said that he and his regional manager had made the decision together and that it “was final.” I suspect the courts may soon be asking to speak to Mr. Webber’s manager. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2026, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4045 "2026-03-14T01:11:59Z")
Half of this story goes in this thread and the other half in the Ombinbus Stupid MFers thread. Let’s put [the whole thing here](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/armed-texas-man-tactical-gear-174414868.html). > [@](#): > > An armed man wearing tactical gear walked into a [Texas](https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/us-regions/southwest/texas) elementary school Tuesday through an improperly closed door and asked about the security presence on campus, authorities said. > > Kyle Chris, 39, also known as Muhi Mohanad Najm, was arrested at his home Wednesday night and faces a felony charge of unlawfully carrying a weapon in a prohibited place after the incident at Zwink Elementary School, [Fox Houston](https://www.fox26houston.com/news/klein-isd-school-man-armed-gun-arrest-2026-march) reported. > > Chris, originally from Baghdad, Iraq, became a naturalized U.S. citizen on Aug. 24, 2022 and changed his name to Kyle Najm Chris, according to court documents. > > He was arrested at his home, located minutes from the school by Klein Independent School District police. > > Chris allegedly told authorities he was a security guard, but was actually unemployed, the report states. > > The district said Chris got into the school during a 15-second window when the doors didn’t click shut after a parent left the building. He was wearing what appeared to be a uniform and had a holstered firearm, the district said. > > However, [the school’s](https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/education) “secure vestibule” system stopped him from going any further by keeping him trapped in the front office area, the district said. > > “When the individual was asked by the front office staff to provide identification, he did not provide identification, and the front office staff immediately contacted our armed, full-time campus guard,” the district said in a letter to parents obtained by Fox News Digital. > > Chris was unable to get into the hallways where students were located. Kudos, I suppose, for having a “secure vestibule system”, but that’s one heck of a lapse where the “secure doors” aren’t actually secure. Oh, and what’s to stop someone from shooting adults even if they’re not “in an area where childre are present”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=201) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=203)