# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 213
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4246 "2026-04-17T00:04:44Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > It would be nice if there was a little less evil amongst the ranks of the Democrats. Well, there’s one less. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4247 "2026-04-17T00:17:54Z")
Subsequent dedicated thread here: > [@Former Va. Lt. Gov Justin Fairfax and wife Cerina (DDS) found dead in apparent murder/suicide](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/former-va-lt-gov-justin-fairfax-and-wife-cerina-dds-found-dead-in-apparent-murder-suicide/1029324): > > The former lieutenant governor of Virginia, Justin Fairfax, and his wife Cerina, a dentist, were found dead earlier today by their teenage children, in an apparent murder/suicide. They had been divorcing, although he was still living there, and it sounds like he had quite a chequered past of his own. This source said he’d been long dealing with alcoholism, which doesn’t surprise me either. [https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2026/04/2-dead-after-dome…](https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2026/04/2-dead-after-domestic-incident-in-annandale/) This is proof that domestic violence affects … ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4248 "2026-04-17T02:31:57Z")
I’d be half tempted to read this book just for this scene. TL : DW - RFK Jr. claims to have stopped a car on a busy highway, with his kids in the car, to remove the penis from a roadkilled raccoon. > **[Raccoon Situation is Crazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo7hGY7g71g%2F)** > > Starforge PC https://starforgepc.com/moist-ytGet Goof Juice and use code MOIST https://gamersupps.gg/moistOur soap https://www.usecheeky.com/moistGaming chan... ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4249 "2026-04-17T02:49:17Z")
For those with Twitter access: > ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4250 "2026-04-17T04:31:19Z")
“It’s Cock-A-Doodle-Delicious!” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4251 "2026-04-17T08:47:31Z")
You’re missing the best part, [which is from the book about him](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/16/rfk-jr-road-kill-raccoon-new-book): > [@](#): > > “I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” Kennedy wrote in the journal. > > He added: “My kids waited patiently in the car.” Yes. How weird some of his family members turned out to be. 😐 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4252 "2026-04-17T12:20:46Z")
I’ll cite this from the stupid MFer’s thread to give proper credit to @PastTense for finding the latest news: > [@Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6942): > > Evil: ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4253 "2026-04-17T15:37:31Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Yes. How weird some of his family members turned out to be. 😐 I’m sure that was written with intentional irony in his journal. It seems really tongue-in-cheek. The thing is, with RFK Jr that tongue was probably cut out of a rotting moose carcass. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4254 "2026-04-18T08:51:34Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Asshole dresses up like a bear and rips cars to shreds for Insurance fraud. Oy > > [Person dressed in bear costume to fake attacks on cars for insurance payout, California officials say](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/person-dressed-bear-costume-fake-attacks-cars-insurance-payout-califor-rcna180075) 180 days in jail. > **[3 Southern California residents sentenced in bear suit insurance fraud scheme](https://abc7.com/post/3-southern-california-residents-sentenced-bear-suit-insurance-fraud-scheme/18907444/)** > > Three Southern California residents have been sentenced in a bizarre insurance fraud scheme which prosecutors say involved them staging fake bear attacks on high-end cars. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4255 "2026-04-18T09:12:05Z")
Should have gone Big Foot. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4256 "2026-04-18T10:47:50Z")
So it’s “Go BigFoot or Go Home to the Big House.” 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4257 "2026-04-18T15:43:33Z")
Would’ve loved to have seen that video. > [@](#): > > …which showed the “bear” **in** the car. Sure, bears have breached the insides of automobiles before, but I can’t help just picturing the damn thing behind the wheel going “vroom vroom” or something, like Trump. Maybe checking the glovee, adjusting rear-view mirror. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4258 "2026-04-18T16:33:38Z")
“Would’ve loved to have seen that video.” Excerpts from the video are in the link posted above (part of a newscast on the incident). The most interesting part for me: the shots of claw marks on the upholstery. The bear suit incorporated straight line “claws” - about like an over-sized comb - and the claw scratches are the most geometric damage imaginable. Four parallel marks that start and stop together. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4259 "2026-04-18T16:59:26Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > Excerpts from the video are in the link posted above (part of a newscast on the incident). Video wouldn’t bother loading. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4260 "2026-04-18T17:14:40Z")
This is the same ABC newscast, embedded in a Yahoo article. Might work better? > **[3 Southern California residents sentenced in bear suit insurance fraud scheme](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/3-southern-california-residents-sentenced-194834943.html)** > > Three Southern California residents have been sentenced in a bizarre insurance fraud scheme which prosecutors say involved them staging fake bear attacks on high-end cars. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4261 "2026-04-18T18:33:26Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > Should have gone Big Foot. I bet the insurance claims on monster trucks are also pretty high. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4262 "2026-04-18T19:37:27Z")
Lots of evil in this story. Marie-Thérèse Ross-Mahé is a native of France. Back in the 1950s, she met Billy Ross, a soldier from Alabama who was stationed at the base where she was employed. They kept in touch over the decades, and, after they were both widowed, decided to get married in April of last year. Marie moved in with Billy in his house in Anniston and began the process of becoming an American citizen. But Billy died in January, and his two adult sons conspired to keep her from getting half of his assets, as required by state law. They stopped the mail to her house; as a result, she missed an immigration hearing and overstayed her visa. Then, allegedly acting on a tip from one of the sons who is a former state trooper, ICE arrested her and placed in a detention center in Louisiana. Through the efforts of the French consulate, she has now been allowed to return to France. She’s 86. > **[‘Maman is finally free!’: French widow, 86, flies home after ICE detention...](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/17/french-widow-86-flies-home-after-ice-detention-centre-ordeal)** > > Marie-Thérèse Ross-Mahé, who moved to the US to marry a GI she met in the 1950s, was arrested in her nightgown at their home ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4263 "2026-04-18T20:15:50Z")
There’s a discussion about that in the ICE thread. > [@ICE is racist, fascist, lawless, and running concentration camps](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ice-is-racist-fascist-lawless-and-running-concentration-camps/1025019/633): > > And in the totally predictable people make use of this moment to settle scores: This an article in french about a French lady who is 86 years old. According to the article, there is a long love story where she met an American when they were young, broke up, and then years later reconnected finally getting married after their spouses died. Now, after her husband died, one of his kids was fighting her in court, and she was to make an appearance on the 9th of April, and surprise, surprise, ICE … ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4264 "2026-04-18T20:18:49Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > There’s a discussion about that in the ICE thread Thanks. I don’t follow that thread, so I missed it. But still pretty damn evil, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4265 "2026-04-19T00:06:24Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > Might work better? Thank-you, it did. And was nutso. Too bad there wasn’t a Really Odd as Shit News thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=212) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=214)