# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 216
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4306 "2026-04-29T18:19:59Z")
No quite that bad, but a local pizza place (Rocky Rococo’s) took too long for someone to get their order, so they pepper sprayed the cashier through the drive through window. As far as I know, they were never caught. And now that I’m looking, they did catch her and charged her with battery. > **[Woman facing misdemeanor charge in connection to pepper spray attack at Rocky...](https://www.cbs58.com/news/woman-facing-misdemeanor-charge-in-connection-to-pepper-spray-attack-at-local-rocky-rococo-drive-thru)** > > MILWAUKEE (CBS 58) -- A 38-year-old woman is facing a misdemeanor battery charge after being arrested in connection to a pepper spray attack at a Rocky Rococo drive-thru in Milwaukee. Authorities say ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4307 "2026-05-01T01:51:32Z")
A female JP Morgan executive has been accused of repeatedly forcing sex on a male subordinate, roofy-ing him, stalking him, and threatening his job and threatening his family with ICE. > **[Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning male broker into sex slave](https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15776897/JPMorgan-executive-banker-sex-abuse-lawsuit-new-york.html)** > > Lorna Hajdini, an executive director at JPMorgan Chase, is accused in a lawsuit of coercing a married junior banker into humiliating sex acts' over months, despite his pleas for her to stop. > **[JPMorgan Executive Director Accused of Drugging, Sexually Assaulting Junior...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jpmorgan-executive-director-accused-drugging-072028344.html)** > > JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini accused in new lawsuit of drugging, sexually harassing, and threatening the career of a junior male employee. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4308 "2026-05-01T07:36:35Z")
There is an added amount of horror with the Daily Mail’s choice to describe the sexual predator as “glamorous”. It’s not a quote from anyone. It was an editorial choice. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4309 "2026-05-01T07:45:38Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > There is an added amount of horror with the Daily Mail’s choice to describe the sexual predator as “glamorous”. The Daily Mail has been doing some bizarrely good investigative reporting lately (they also broke the Bryon Noem story and did a big expose about ICE’s hiring practices last year), but I guess they still can’t help but be a trashy tabloid at heart. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4310 "2026-05-01T17:31:39Z")
The lawsuit has been withdrawn. > **[JPMorgan Sex Suit: Was it all a lie? The explosive allegations against an...](https://www.audacy.com/national/news/jp-morgan-sex-lawsuit-latest)** > > JPMorgan Chase executive Lorna Hajdini faced sexual misconduct allegations by Chirayu Rana; the lawsuit was retracted as a fabrication after a bank investigation. | Even the New York Post, while reveling in the salacious details, smelled a rat. > **[Exclusive | Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan...](https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/)** > > “He has tarnished her with a complete fabrication,” one source told The Post. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4311 "2026-05-01T19:17:29Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Even the New York Post, while reveling in the salacious details, smelled a rat. I mean, “we investigated ourselves and decided we didn’t do anything wrong” isn’t really the most compelling debunking. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4312 "2026-05-01T19:39:46Z")
I can fix her. Give her my number. (Yes, I know the suit was withdrawn. Give her my number anyway) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4313 "2026-05-01T19:51:34Z")
When even the scandal-sniffing _N.Y. Post_ is suspicious of the story, the alleged harasser turns out not to be the complainant’s boss and the lawsuit gets dropped, it might be reasonable to wonder about the veracity of the initial complaint. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4314 "2026-05-01T19:54:02Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I mean, “we investigated ourselves and decided we didn’t do anything wrong” isn’t really the most compelling debunking. If that was the entire article, sure. But there was a lot more than that. The article did continue past the first paragraph, after all. The fact that they reported to different people, and he wasn’t a subordinate to her in any way, that on its own pretty much makes his whole allegation fall apart. Not to mention the fact that the accuser refused to provide any evidence of his claims when asked to do so. It looks like there was hope that there would be a rush to settle and keep things quiet before anyone actually checked to see if the accusations were even plausible. That isn’t what happened, so the lawsuit was withdrawn. (ETA: It looks like the suit wasn’t withdrawn, just the court document that spurred the original story; it was withdrawn for “corrections”, whatever that means.) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4315 "2026-05-01T20:22:13Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > (ETA: It looks like the suit wasn’t withdrawn, just the court document that spurred the original story; it was withdrawn for “corrections”, whatever that means.) I don’t like the scare quotes both articles used on that word. I’d like to see something more substansive before deciding that the story was made up from whole cloth. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4316 "2026-05-01T21:26:53Z")
What a flaming shitweasel - this false accuser. From NY Post article… > [@](#): > > He filed an internal complaint in May 2025, alleging race- and gender-based harassment and abuse of power, before trying to negotiate a payoff that ran into “millions” to leave the company, sources said. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4317 "2026-05-01T21:41:04Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I don’t like the scare quotes both articles used on that word. They aren’t scare quotes, they’re **actual** quotes. That’s the language the court usres. [_People_: Executive Denounces Graphic Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Against Her by Former Co-Worker, as Complaint Is Removed](https://people.com/jpmorgan-executive-denies-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-from-former-co-worker-later-removed-11964313) > A court representative told PEOPLE on Friday, May 1, that the complaint had been “returned for correction” and was no longer publicly available, but they could not provide further details. And it looks like the suit **was** withdrawn; I was correct originally and corrected myself unnecessarily. The document that was removed was the one making the complaint, and the basis for the suit. > It’s unclear if and when the suit may be refiled and with what changes. (Obviously IANAL or I’d have understood that better.) My guess is that the guy is going to slink away and continue on in his new job at his new company, hoping this is all forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4318 "2026-05-01T23:26:06Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > slink away and continue on in his new job at his new company, Who the fuck would hire this Shitheel? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4319 "2026-05-01T23:37:05Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Who the fuck would hire this Shitheel? Apparently [Bregal Sagemount](https://www.sagemount.com/team/chirayu-rana/) would; it’s an investment firm in New York City. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4320 "2026-05-01T23:41:26Z")
Although now that the story has been published, his employment might not last. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4321 "2026-05-02T03:56:13Z")
As long as the original complaint hasn’t been “dismissed with prejudice” – i.e., barred by court order from attempting to renew the suit – the plaintiff can seek the court’s permission to file an amended complaint. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4322 "2026-05-02T05:34:13Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > My guess is that the guy is going to slink away and continue on in his new job at his new company, hoping this is all forgotten. My hope is that he is sued into oblivion and loses his job and ends up working cleaning the fry fat at a chicken joint. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4323 "2026-05-02T07:13:40Z")
Still seems a little premature to me to read “the accused denied it and the suit was withdrawn for corrections” as “he made all of it up and none of it is true”. IF he indeed fabricated the entire thing, then that changes who the evil MFer in this situation is, but I don’t see where all of this confidence in making that declaration is coming from. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4324 "2026-05-02T07:34:40Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > IF he indeed fabricated the entire thing, then that changes who the evil MFer in this situation is, but I don’t see where all of this confidence in making that declaration is coming from. His story makes no sense. She had no power over him. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4325 "2026-05-02T07:37:28Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > She had no power over him. Not being able to make good on a threat doesn’t mean you can’t still make it. I’ll add that none of us have actually seen the text of the complaint itself, just the Mail’s characterization of it, so exactly what it is that needs to be corrected is unknowable right now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=215) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=217)