# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4366 "2026-05-19T03:00:31Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > “absolutely, no, he’s devastated at the notion that people thought he wanted to injure the seal.” I read that as “absolutely! - no, he’s devastated at the notion” and not “absolutely no! - he’s devastated at the notion” but you’re right it is a little ambiguous. With this loser, either could be accurate. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4367 "2026-05-19T03:08:47Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I just realized that guy lives in Covington. That town is like 10 minutes away from me. We have a doper from Covington, but he hasn’t posted in a bit. @racer72 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4368 "2026-05-19T04:14:18Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > We have a doper from Covington, but he hasn’t posted in a bit. @racer72 I didn’t realize where he was from! Yeah, he has been gone for a while. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4369 "2026-05-19T06:56:41Z")
(by whose standards?) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4370 "2026-05-19T06:59:10Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Young people rushing into marriage might be irresponsible at best, but it’s hardly 12-year-olds being married off to 70-year-old schismatic Mormon elders. > [@Atamasama](#): > > Agreed. I don’t think it’s a good idea, but it’s not what I’d call “evil”. I’m gonna assume you meant to address the “older teens getting married” part of that sentence and not the “polygamous Mormon cults” part. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4371 "2026-05-19T07:02:07Z")
I would hope that is obvious in context, unless you had meant for the Mormon child bride comment to be a positive thing… (I assumed you did not.) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4372 "2026-05-19T08:36:44Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > (I assumed you did not.) Of course not. Just making sure. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4373 "2026-05-19T09:10:42Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I just realized that guy lives in Covington. That town is like 10 minutes away from me. You know what to do. I’ll FedEx you a big rock if you need one. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4374 "2026-05-19T13:07:10Z")
Too expensive to ship. Just mail a gift certificate for the local “Rocks R Us”. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4375 "2026-05-19T13:25:06Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > I’ll FedEx you a big rock if you need one. I’ll open the box and my wife will say, “Another one?! You promised you’d stop.” ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4376 "2026-05-19T13:49:50Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > and her husband is only two years older than herself. Young people rushing into marriage might be irresponsible at best Yeah, really. The evidence we have so far is for irresponsible/reckless, not evil. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4377 "2026-05-19T19:15:13Z")
Or they promised that they wouldn’t have sex until they were married, so…they got married. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4378 "2026-05-19T19:32:33Z")
Primary candidate for a House seat in Texas wants to build an internment camp and “castration processing center” for “Zionists”. > **[House candidate Maureen Galindo pledges to send 'American zionists' to...](https://www.sacurrent.com/news/politics-and-elections/house-candidate-maureen-galindo-pledges-to-send-american-zionists-to-internment-camp/)** > > Maureen Galindo is running as a Democrat to represent Texas' 35th Congressional District. Controversy-tarred congressional candidate Maureen Galindo this ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4379 "2026-05-19T19:37:14Z")
Just proof that psychopaths can choose to align themselves with any party they want. The difference, to me, is that other Democrats don’t embrace them. > Indeed, mainstream Democrats have drifted away from Galindo as she ramped up her rhetoric. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4380 "2026-05-19T19:39:11Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Primary candidate for a House seat in Texas wants to build an internment camp and “castration processing center” for “Zionists”. I used to wonder where the Nazis that did heinous atrocities came from. Now I realize they were here all along. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4381 "2026-05-19T19:59:18Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > The difference, to me, is that other Democrats don’t embrace them. > > > Indeed, mainstream Democrats have drifted away from Galindo as she ramped up her rhetoric. Not embracing is good of course, but drifting when they ought to be galloping? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4382 "2026-05-19T20:00:22Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Not embracing is good of course, but drifting when they ought to be galloping? The language in that story is careful, but this seems like more than a “drift” to me. > “This antisemitic rhetoric has no place in our politics,” Talarico told the publication. “We need leadership in both parties willing to stand up and call out hate where it rears its ugly head.” ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4383 "2026-05-19T20:02:12Z")
Galindo is being discussed in the House Elections thread in P & E. Turns out her campaign is being funded by a dark money PAC linked to GOP donors. _Quelle surprise!_ ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4384 "2026-05-19T23:04:21Z")
If we’re lucky maybe she’ll eventually be able to caucus sometime down the road with Joni Ernst on various matters. Well, matters involving castration anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4385 "2026-05-20T00:05:56Z")
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