# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 237
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2026, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4726 "2026-08-18T01:55:13Z")
Sweethearts of Sigma Chi, or New Dimensions in Hazing. > [@](#): > > “Packaging was done by fraternity brothers and oftentimes pledges,” Sunday said. “In fact, we found a pattern of events that showed cutting and bagging cocaine was, for some pledges, an indoctrination into the Delta Upsilon and Sigma Chi fraternities.” > **[14 charged in cocaine trafficking ring at two Penn State fraternities, AG...](https://penncapital-star.com/criminal-justice/14-charged-in-cocaine-trafficking-ring-at-two-penn-state-fraternities-ag-says-pledges-packed-drugs/)** > > Pennsylvania's Attorney General says more than a dozen current or former Penn State students at the University Park campus are facing drug trafficking charges. Penn St. Nittany Lines? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4727 "2026-08-23T16:43:06Z")
Today’s edition of Dirtbags In The News features a man [arrested for spitting on and threatening](https://www.kentucky.com/news/local/crime/article316981324.html) a hospital worker wearing a hijab outside a University of Kentucky hospital facility. He was caught after being photographed wearing a UK “Welcome Home” t-shirt. This wasn’t his only confrontation, based on a separate incident this month at Lexington’s Good Samaritan Hospital. > [@](#): > > On that day, Hisle allegedly threatened a member of hospital staff, telling her he would “cut her head off” and that she “should find a new place to work at.” > > He later told Lexington Police he was frustrated and was “not really going to harm the victim because he had more important things to do.” Well alrighty then. > **[Man arrested in connection with alleged hate crime against University of...](https://www.lex18.com/news/covering-kentucky/lpd-issues-arrest-warrant-for-man-wanted-in-connection-alleged-hate-crime-against-uk-employee)** > > Lexington Police have issued an arrest warrant for a man wanted in connection to an alleged hate crime against a University of Kentucky employee. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4728 "2026-08-23T22:54:29Z")
Some people’s faces just scream “Incarcerate me for the good of society.” He is one such. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4729 "2026-08-30T17:48:16Z")
When a restraining order _might_ not be enough. > **[Man accused of stalking ex for 13 years had human skulls, John Wayne Gacy...](https://www.fox8live.com/2026/08/29/man-accused-stalking-ex-13-years-had-human-skulls-john-wayne-gacy-brain-jar-authorities-say/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=organicclicks&tbref=hp)** > > A Wisconsin man is accused of stalking a woman for 13 years and was found with human skulls and a jar containing part of John Wayne Gacy’s brain in his home. > [@](#): > > On Aug. 14, 2026, detectives executed a search warrant at Larson’s home. > > In the basement, investigators discovered a grave rubbing of serial killer Edward Gein, 10 binders labeled “Edward Gein Book,” items from Gein’s grave, and cartridges similar to those used by the Zodiac Killer… > Officers also located what appeared to be six human skulls, a partial skull, a human jawbone, and skeletal remains in a glass casket. > > In a padlocked bedroom in the basement, officers found a lifelike silicone doll on a bed beneath a blanket, with a painting of a naked female resembling the victim hanging above it. > > Investigators also recovered a black portfolio containing 25 pages of Larson’s handwritten journals. In one entry, Larson allegedly wrote about his frustration over the victim’s marriage and child, stating, “it’s at time like this where I really ache to take their skulls, all of them.” Undoubtedly a harmless collector who bought stuff on eBay. 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4730 "2026-08-30T17:55:28Z")
He also had a lock of her hair, a nude painting of her, a sculpture of her, a tattoo of her initials. He filed complaints against her (she’s a therapist). And they only dated for a few months, a decade ago. > **[Wisconsin stalking case spurs 'human skeletal remains' investigation](https://www.fox6now.com/news/wisconsin-stalking-case-spurs-human-skeletal-remains-investigation)** > > A Wisconsin stalking investigation led to a search that uncovered "human skeletal remains" at the defendant's home, prompting a second investigation into whether those remains may be illegal. > **['Stuff out of terror films' new documents detail creepy contact and human...](https://www.tmj4.com/about-us/lighthouse/stuff-out-of-terror-films-new-documents-detail-creepy-contact-and-human-remains-in-fond-du-lac-mans-home)** > > 'Stuff out of terror films' new documents detail creepy contact and human remains in Fond Du Lac man's home ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4731 "2026-08-30T18:01:58Z")
Ahh, my home state, continuing our tradition of creepy criminals. ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4732 "2026-08-31T19:16:04Z")
> Singer [D4vd](https://apnews.com/article/d4vd-celeste-rivas-hernandez-charges-murder-hearing-0a36629d961adb65836afe4f9d4945ce) lost his high-profile private lawyers Monday at a hearing where he entered a new not guilty plea to charges that he killed, sexually abused and dismembered 14-year-old [Celeste Rivas Hernandez](https://apnews.com/article/d4vd-burke-hearing-celeste-rivas-hernandez-65647a24c7808bebc0b6ff9040f50615). > > **It’s not clear** why Blair Berk and her colleagues Marilyn Bednarski and Regina Peter parted ways with the indie-pop singer whose legal name is [David Anthony Burke](https://apnews.com/article/d4vd-burke-celeste-rivas-hernandez-killing-hearing-6a1dd6c605e4551553daa8aa5f25fcad). They were replaced by a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Public Defender’s Office. > > **Singer D4vd loses prominent lawyers defending him in killing of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez** [https://apnews.com/article/d4vd-david-burke-celeste-murder-trial-04003408872770fd43fe3c1d311ec603](https://apnews.com/article/d4vd-david-burke-celeste-murder-trial-04003408872770fd43fe3c1d311ec603) Not clear, huh? > Burke [earned at least $10 million](https://apnews.com/article/d4vd-celeste-rivas-hernandez-killing-trial-52aced35d8cccc3a3d6445b6d13db6a5) through his music from 2023 through 2025, according to testimony from his money handlers at a previous hearing. It’s not clear how he financially qualifies for a public defender whose job is to defend clients who lack the money for a lawyer. So he blew through the $10 million dollars and is now broke. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4733 "2026-08-31T19:23:22Z")
> [@PastTense](#): > > So he blew through the $10 million dollars and is now broke. MC Hammer made so much more and also went broke. People get famous and rich so fast and get the feeling that the money is infinite, until they run out. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4734 "2026-08-31T22:27:10Z")
Evil. But also stupid. > A 17-year-old North Carolina girl who recorded a livestream of a shooting that killed three people at a San Diego mosque and disseminated the attackers’ white-supremacist writings has been charged with murder by aiding and abetting, a district attorney said Monday. > According to the indictment, Santiago agreed prior to the attack that she would record the livestream, distribute it and release a document written by the attackers. She carried out those tasks, it said, and she purchased a patch bearing a white-supremacist symbol and sent it to one of the gunmen to wear during the attack. > **[DA says a teen who recorded San Diego mosque shooting livestream has been...](https://apnews.com/article/san-diego-mosque-shooting-20f609e3042817ab67551f4cb439685f?user_email=c670f76b9ea3e4a287eac163aa636c2982b094e37632506fec6dbc1d27c6da2a&utm_medium=Afternoon&utm_source=Sailthru_AP&utm_campaign=Afternoon%20Wire%20recurring%202026-08-31&utm_term=Afternoon%20Wire)** > > A North Carolina district attorney says a 17-year-old girl who recorded a livestream of a shooting that killed three people at a San Diego mosque and disseminated the attackers’ white-supremacist writings has been charged with murder by aiding and... ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4735 "2026-08-31T22:49:37Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > MC Hammer made so much more and also went broke. People get famous and rich so fast and get the feeling that the money is infinite, until they run out. Of course, MC Hammer didn’t have to pay to defend himself against charges that he dismembered someone. I imagine those fees add up pretty quickly. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4736 "2026-08-31T22:50:33Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > I imagine those fees add up pretty quickly. An arm and a leg. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4737 "2026-08-31T22:51:22Z")
Go to your room! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4738 "2026-08-31T22:51:52Z")
> [@](#): > > “At this time I can confirm that my client is innocent of all these charges,” Santiago’s attorney, Alan Doorasamy Sr., wrote in an email to The Associated Press. He said he had not received evidence from law enforcement… It’s good that he didn’t rush to judgement. \*the lawyer’s bio states that he’s “litigated thousands of criminal cases”, was chairman of the first statutory Gambling Board in KwaZulu-Natal, a Fulbright scholar, has 3 law degrees _and_ is an ordained minister. Truly a Renaissance man. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4739 "2026-08-31T23:11:44Z")
I’m not generally a fan of “Accessories are as culpable as the primary players” laws, but this one sorta fits. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4740 "2026-08-31T23:16:34Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > Of course, MC Hammer didn’t have to pay to defend himself against charges that he dismembered someone. I imagine he’d bludgeon someone, no dismemberment. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4741 "2026-08-31T23:20:01Z")
I think that in some jurisdictions, public defenders are available to all, and the rich usually just choose to pay lawyers because they believe (rightly or wrongly) that they’ll get better representation that way. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4742 "2026-08-31T23:31:27Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I imagine he’d bludgeon someone, no dismemberment. Go to **crowmanyclouds** ’s room. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4743 "2026-09-01T03:42:50Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@Thing.Fish](#): > > > > Of course, MC Hammer didn’t have to pay to defend himself against charges that he dismembered someone. > > I imagine he’d bludgeon someone, no dismemberment. - What would you expect from a clout chaser? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4744 "2026-09-01T07:30:18Z")
Everybody, just stop. … Hammer time. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4745 "2026-09-01T12:48:04Z")
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