# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/561 "2024-01-23T14:23:56Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > It was stupid, because once you start, how do you stop? One of these days you’ll have to admit to the death, dispose of the body all legal-like, and stop the gravy train of money. If you had a way to disguise the fact the body had been dead for years by then you could easily get away with it. It’s a Hollywood dark comedy just waiting to be written. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/562 "2024-01-23T14:32:19Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > Turns out it _was_ the CEO. > > Foot, meet shot. > > Absolutely. It could have been an incredible marketing campaign (yeah, I am cynical) for the company. > > “Our employee adopted a prem baby, and we sponsored his/her clothes, doesn’t he/she look cute!” all over facebook etc. > > versus > > “We fired our employee for adopting a prem baby” > > I think I know which route I would take. - That’s why you’re not a ruthless multi-millionaire. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/563 "2024-01-23T14:40:41Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > It’s a Hollywood dark comedy just waiting to be written. “28 Years Later At Bernie’s” ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/564 "2024-01-23T14:46:43Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > That’s why you’re not a ruthless multi-millionaire …yet. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/565 "2024-01-23T14:48:24Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@Akaj](#): > > > > It’s a Hollywood dark comedy just waiting to be written. > > “28 Years Later At Bernie’s” I want Soderbergh directing and Jeremy Allen White as the male half of the couple. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/566 "2024-01-23T19:59:36Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > It’s obviously evil, but there is an element of black humor due to the alleged killer’s occupation. I was going to say that if this was a **cold-blooded** murder then the anger management specialist must really know their stuff. But according to the info he got pissed off at a homeless guy, and accused him of trying to hurt his dog intentionally with “broken glass in a jar”, and also threatened other people. So clearly this is someone not practicing what they preach. They’re also not very bright. Not only did they commit the murder in public but cleaned it up in public too, as the first witness called in to the police as he was dragging the body into his trunk and the second witness called as he was trying to remove the blood and look for shell casings. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/567 "2024-01-23T22:14:05Z")
Texas prosecutors have been forced to suspend a trial because they can’t find enough jurors who are OK with fining people for feeding the homeless. [https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/housing/article/food-not-bombs-trial-busted-jury-panel-homeless-18617041.php](https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/housing/article/food-not-bombs-trial-busted-jury-panel-homeless-18617041.php) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/568 "2024-01-23T22:37:36Z")
That probably could have gone in the “Fuck Texas” thread, which has lots of evil MFers in it. But yeah, way to go Houston lawmakers, clearly you know your citizens well and are great at representing them. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/569 "2024-01-23T23:11:50Z")
As any authoritarian will tell you in an unguarded moment, citizens should not be represented. They should simply be ordered to obey their betters. Like the City Council. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/570 "2024-01-25T14:35:04Z")
[Here we have](https://ktla.com/news/local-news/prolific-serial-killer-ided-in-50-year-old-i-e-cold-case/) a “remorseful, compassionate” serial killer who’s admitted to 42 murders. Clemency is definitely called for. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/571 "2024-01-26T19:25:44Z")
I’m much more of a cat person than a dog person, but I would still have given this scum more than 11 years in prison. And I hope all of his dogs are rehomed in wonderful places. > **[Man who ran dogfighting ring with more than 50 dogs training at his property...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-ran-dogfighting-ring-50-dogs-training-property/story?id=106701794)** > > An Ohio man has been sentenced to more than a decade in prison after it was discovered he was running a dogfighting ring from his home where he kept more than 50 dogs. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/572 "2024-01-26T19:49:25Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’m much more of a cat person than a dog person, but I would still have given this scum more than 11 years in prison. And I hope all of his dogs are rehomed in wonderful places. - I would never trust a dog from a dogfighting background. For everyone’s safety and the dogs sanity, they should be euthanized. There’s already an excess of adoptable dogs in shelters. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/573 "2024-01-26T19:51:19Z")
Forget prison. Ramsay Bolton him. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/574 "2024-01-26T20:36:04Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’m much more of a cat person than a dog person, but I would still have given this scum more than 11 years in prison. And yet the Pittsburgh Steelers had no problem employing a dog fighter. Lost my support as well as many of my friends by doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/575 "2024-01-26T20:54:56Z")
Give him a choice. Life in prison or one hour in a cage, naked, smeared with peanut butter, along with a dozen hungry dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/576 "2024-01-26T22:25:36Z")
Let’s not rush to judgment in this case. > **[New York City woman charged after human head, body parts found in her...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/new-york-city-woman-charged-after-human-head-106710101)** > > A New York City woman has been charged with concealing a corpse after officers discovered a man’s head and body parts in her apartment’s refrigerator ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/577 "2024-01-26T22:32:46Z")
She was just holding onto them for a friend! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/578 "2024-01-26T22:46:14Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > She was just holding onto them for a friend! - Is her friend a descendant of Lizzie Borden? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/579 "2024-01-26T22:46:46Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > [New York City woman charged after human head, body parts found in her refrigerator - ABC News](https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/new-york-city-woman-charged-after-human-head-106710101) She misunderstood Netflix & Chill ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/580 "2024-01-26T23:03:12Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Let’s not rush to judgment in this case. I see…a Law and Order episode in the future! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=30)