# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/701 "2024-02-24T19:43:59Z")
So you don’t think He’s on Trump’s VP short list? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/702 "2024-02-24T20:57:26Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > At the moment, both Lauren Boebert and Satan are trending on Twitter/X. Are we counting different personalities of someone with multiple personality disorder as separate people now? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/703 "2024-02-24T22:19:51Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > So you don’t think He’s on Trump’s VP short list? I’d vote for Him over Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/704 "2024-02-24T22:52:39Z")
A Satan/Bill Gates ticket would be unstoppable, unless there’s a law against simultaneously running for both President and Vice-President. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/705 "2024-02-24T23:23:23Z")
A man sticks a vaccine in one little microchip and all of a sudden he’s Satan? 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/706 "2024-02-24T23:33:50Z")
I thought it was a microchip into a vaccine? It’s so hard to keep up! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/707 "2024-02-25T00:07:05Z")
That’s especially diabolical. You consent to be microchipped by the WEF for access to work and food and to obtain special permission to temporarily leave your 15-minute city, and they sneak vaccines into the microchips! Someone page Sam Stone, there is _serious_ shit going down. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/708 "2024-02-25T00:16:17Z")
Sombody tell me again why we _don’t_ want to hasten the One World Government-\>End of Days-\>Kingdom of Heaven? I don’t get it. If you thought that was what would happen, wouldn’t you want that 666 one world currency sweet sweet vax inna chip? ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/709 "2024-02-25T00:17:56Z")
I’ve long argued that point with Christians, that they should be trying to MAKE the End Times happen, or at least look forward to it, not dread or try to postpone it. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/710 "2024-02-25T01:21:54Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > I’ve long argued that point with Christians, that they should be trying to MAKE the End Times happen So this is your fault? > **[The Rapture and the Real World: Mike Pompeo Blends Beliefs and Policy...](https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/30/us/politics/pompeo-christian-policy.html)** > > America’s top diplomat stands out in the Trump administration for brazenly inserting his evangelical Christian beliefs into discussions of foreign policy. > **[Pompeo’s global rapture tour](https://www.ft.com/content/53087e90-174d-11e9-9e64-d150b3105d21)** > > The private beliefs of Trump’s main envoys conflict with what they publicly claim to be doing > **[Mike Pence and Mike Pompeo belong to a doomsday cult -- and may be trying to...](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/mike-pence-mike-pompeo-belong-doomsday-cult-may-trying-bring-apocalypse/)** > > President Donald Trump's vice president and secretary of state appear to have a conflict between their private religious beliefs and their public duties, according to a financial journalist.Mike Pence and Mike Pompeo are each a "genuine, end-of-days,... ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/711 "2024-02-25T02:39:47Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > You consent to be microchipped by the WEF for access to work and food and to obtain special permission to temporarily leave your 15-minute city, and they sneak vaccines into the microchips! Oh hell, I’ve been doing it wrong all of this time! No wonder I’m still dropping tapestry needles all over the place, it must the the microchip that makes you magnetic, not the vaccines. 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/712 "2024-02-25T02:44:07Z")
The jab only makes you magnetic to housekeys . . . which, usually, are made of brass. ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/713 "2024-02-25T02:47:26Z")
But what about all the spoon faces we saw? Were they _lying_ to us? Unpossible, I saw it on the internet, it must be true! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/714 "2024-02-25T02:50:02Z")
Not a bad insult… “Hey, Spoonface! Ya wanta watch whatcher doin’ there?” ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/715 "2024-02-25T02:52:49Z")
Actually, just as bad as the keys bullshit since almost all cutlery is made of non-magnetic steels. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/716 "2024-02-25T04:44:29Z")
Prosecutors pick on a guy over his “therapeutic outlet”. > **[Man who planned mass shooting of women at Ohio State is first ‘incel’...](https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2024/02/man-who-planned-mass-shooting-of-women-at-ohio-state-is-first-incel-convicted-of-federal-hate-crime.html)** > > Tres Genco is the first incel to be charged with a federal hate crime after he planned a mass shooting targeting women at Ohio State University in 2020. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/717 "2024-02-25T06:23:22Z")
From his lawyer, in the article: “In fact, in the entire course of the attempted hate crime, Mr. Genco never actually encountered a woman.” I venture to guess that the first part of that sentence could have been deleted, and the sentence would have been just as true. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/718 "2024-02-25T09:05:23Z")
Isn’t us change non-magnetic too? I’ve seen that tenpenny wacko trying to stick change to herself (it didn’t work) and then when nothing she had stuck to her, she said: “How do you explain that”. Hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/719 "2024-02-25T09:17:57Z")
> [@Sylvanz](#): > > Isn’t us change non-magnetic too? The only US coin that ever contained enough iron to be magnetic was the 1943 steel penny. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/720 "2024-02-25T14:17:40Z")
“Let’s go, Brandon” takes on a new meaning, as professional bowler Brandon Novak is arrested during a tournament in Indianapolis. > **[Pro bowler facing child sexual abuse material charges after mid-game arrest...](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/feb/23/professional-bowler-extradited-child-pornography-charges)** > > Brandon Novak, who was arrested by US marshals while he was competing in the US Open earlier this month, has been extradited to Ohio Arresting officers followed a pattern usually associated with Law & Order episodes where detectives bust the alleged bad guy at work. Instead of barging into a board meeting, this time they arrested their suspect as he was in the middle of bowling a game - at the U.S. Open, no less. “Can’t you guys wait? I’m trying to convert a split here!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=37)