# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/801 "2024-03-03T16:12:25Z")
_Funny days in the park Every day’s the Fourth of July_ > **[Severed body parts belonging to 2 people found in Long Island park](https://abcnews.go.com/US/severed-body-parts-belonging-2-people-found-long/story?id=107721402)** > > Severed body parts belonging to two victims have been found in a park in Babylon, New York. A head, leg and multiple arms belonging to a man and woman were found. Can you dig it? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/802 "2024-03-03T16:54:58Z")
When Twister goes terribly wrong… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/803 "2024-03-03T17:41:18Z")
I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/804 "2024-03-03T19:20:52Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Can you dig it? Yes, I can. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/805 "2024-03-03T19:33:26Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > When Twister goes terribly wrong… - Right foot…bluish-grey! ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/806 "2024-03-05T16:05:07Z")
“Multiple arms” … Y’know, if they can tell it was just two people, the possible number of arms greater-than-one is kind of limited. I can see that in subsequent revisions of the story they _did_ specifically account for how many. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/807 "2024-03-05T17:09:06Z")
Because the sentence started with singular head and leg? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/808 "2024-03-06T15:27:34Z")
Sen. Bob Menendez and his wife are facing [new obstruction charges](http://abcnews.go.com/US/sen-bob-menendez-wife-face-new-obstruction-charges/story?id=107822403) in their bribery case. > [@](#): > > In a statement Tuesday, Menendez denied all wrongdoing and called the prosecution “overzealous.” Now _there’s_ a word that brings back memories of a more famous corruption/conspiracy case. During Watergate, excuses were made for the actions of Nixon’s henchmen on the grounds that they were merely “overzealous”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/809 "2024-03-06T22:32:50Z")
Stop looking so hard, damn it! ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/810 "2024-03-08T16:34:42Z")
This is from a number of days ago but I just ran across it today and thought it belonged here. > **[How an Oregon tween's frantic text led to man being accused of drugging girls...](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/03/05/michael-meyden-oregon-dad-drugging-sleepover-girls-charges/72842406007/)** > > A 12-year-olds text got her and her friend's out of a sleepover where a dad was accused of drugging them with Benzodiazepines A few more details here: > **[Creepy new details emerge in nightmare sleepover where dad allegedly served...](https://nypost.com/2024/03/04/us-news/creepy-new-details-emerge-in-oregon-dad-michael-meydens-smoothie-sleepover-case/)** > > One of the 12-year-old girls allegedly fed drug-laced mango smoothies by a friend’s father during a sleepover claims the creepy Oregon dad was “doing tests” to see if they were conscious while they… ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/811 "2024-03-08T16:43:38Z")
I am so happy my kids are grown up. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/812 "2024-03-08T17:31:56Z")
As one of the stories says, “Representatives from investigating and prosecuting agencies refused to comment on the case, including any explanation for the 6-month lag time between the reported incident and the suspect’s arrest.” I’m curious what happened to cause the delay. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/813 "2024-03-08T17:50:01Z")
> Police have not speculated on a motive. Best & Brightest, Protect & Serve. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/814 "2024-03-08T18:29:03Z")
I got one: **HE’S A FUCKING PEDOPHILE.** ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/815 "2024-03-11T17:52:29Z")
Two men plotted to kill the child of an ex. A lot of wild, extreme plots here before they settled on a bomb. So much anger. > **[2 Georgia men charged with setting off bomb at woman's home and plotting to...](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2-georgia-men-charged-setting-bomb-womans-home-plotting-release-python-rcna142756)** > > The men allegedly used the internet to find the victim's home, and plotted to mail dog feces to the residence, shoot arrows at her front door, and release a snake inside, prosecutors said. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/816 "2024-03-11T19:37:57Z")
The explosion happened 14 months ago. I guess it took this long for the Feds to figure everything out. Which is a little surprising to me, since from the article both of these guys seem to be a large number of bricks short of a load. Conspire to shoot arrows at her front door? Had they been watching an episode of Robin Hood? Did they imagine it happening with “twang” sound effects? They did manage to blow up the house, although without hurting anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/817 "2024-03-12T08:52:27Z")
There are some truly sick fucks out there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/818 "2024-03-13T14:35:55Z")
Waiting to hear the motive in this case. Was it a case of an HOA dispute gone bad? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/819 "2024-03-13T16:10:14Z")
Sounds like the precipitating issue was “child of an ex-”. Imagine Bob is SO or married to Jane. Jane turns up pregnant in a way that it’s definitely not Bob’s doing. Bob is incensed and they split up. The ultimate revenge Bob can imagine is to kill the illegit spawn that “ruined his relationship” in his warped POV. Whether the deed is down while spawn is an infant or several years later. Plus killing Jane the mom / ex- if that can be arranged. But in that order so Jane can experience knowing spawn is dead first. Sounds like pretty much standard uncivilized human behavior. I’m confident there’s an episode of _Game of Thrones_ (or of Shakespeare) with the same plot line. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/820 "2024-03-13T16:12:43Z")
I can buy that type of obsession. But being able to rope another person in on it? That’s just weird. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=42)