# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/961 "2024-04-12T09:12:00Z")
That’s a new phrase I’ve never heard before. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/962 "2024-04-12T09:29:17Z")
> [@susan](#): > > An NP whose extramarital lover (a former patient) got pregnant prescribed himself abortion pills, then shoved them into her vagina. Apart from everything else about this story, I’m kind of boggled that an NP doesn’t know how pills work. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/963 "2024-04-12T09:54:57Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@susan](#): > > > > An NP whose extramarital lover (a former patient) got pregnant prescribed himself abortion pills, then shoved them into her vagina. > > Apart from everything else about this story, I’m kind of boggled that an NP doesn’t know how pills work. - Aren’t pills marked “For internal use only”? /s ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/964 "2024-04-12T11:51:13Z")
Perhaps he thought the pills were intended for use by the embryo. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/965 "2024-04-12T16:03:06Z")
I’ve always said, the most difficult part of taking a suppository is figuring out how to swallow. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/966 "2024-04-15T00:39:31Z")
Here’s a local one for me. Two weeks ago someone found a human leg (about 2 miles from my house). Someone was arrested a few days later. They then found another body part in an entirely different part of the county about 10 miles away and another near that one and have since connected it with a missing woman and a torched car. Preliminary assumptions on my part is that they were on a (first?) date. People have been out looking for the rest of the body. I would normally suspect it would be in a landfill by this point, but given that he clearly didn’t throw out the parts that were found, I don’t know. There’s a ton of news articles if anyone wants to look for more info, but here’s the first one I saw just now. > **[Man charged in slaying after woman’s leg found at Milwaukee-area park](https://wgntv.com/news/wisconsin/man-charged-in-slaying-after-womans-leg-found-at-milwaukee-area-park/)** > > A preliminary examination was set for April 22. Also, Nancy Grace did a thing on it. If someone wants to take one for the team and watch it, I’d like to know if it’s worth watching, otherwise I’d prefer to avoid her. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/967 "2024-04-15T01:09:47Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Two weeks ago someone found a human leg (about 2 miles from my house). Someone was arrested a few days later. They then found another body part in an entirely different part of the county about 10 miles away and another near that one and have since connected it with a missing woman and a torched car. Preliminary assumptions on my part is that they were on a (first?) date. First date traditions seem a bit…unusual in your neck of the woods. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/968 "2024-04-15T01:16:55Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > > [@Joey\_P](#): > > > > Two weeks ago someone found a human leg (about 2 miles from my house). Someone was arrested a few days later. They then found another body part in an entirely different part of the county about 10 miles away and another near that one and have since connected it with a missing woman and a torched car. Preliminary assumptions on my part is that they were on a (first?) date. > > First date traditions seem a bit…unusual in your neck of the woods. - Just signals there won’t be a second date. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/969 "2024-04-15T01:17:16Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > First date traditions seem a bit…unusual in your neck of the woods. Is chopping up your date just a regional thing? I think Jeffrey Dahmer did it too. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/970 "2024-04-15T01:19:54Z")
If your date tells you he’s from Cudd-a-_hee,_ keep him away from any cutlery, and run! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/971 "2024-04-15T14:46:27Z")
In most places there’s a “Lover’s Lane” everyone knows about. Seems like in Milwaukee they have “Dismember Drive” instead. Depending on what tools he used, that could be a real buzzkill. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/972 "2024-04-15T15:27:31Z")
Missing White Women Syndrome case ends badly. > **[2 dead bodies recovered amid investigation into missing Kansas moms: Police](https://abcnews.go.com/US/2-dead-bodies-recovered-amid-investigation-missing-kansas/story?id=109226829)** > > The bodies will be transported to the Oklahoma Chief Medical Examiner to identify the individuals and cause and manner of death. Looks like Tirpitz-style forked beards have come back into fashion, at least for one of the suspects. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/22/15/2f22151c321013e04c9719f1ee326332--beard-love-beard-styles.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/22/15/2f22151c321013e04c9719f1ee326332--beard-love-beard-styles.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/973 "2024-04-15T15:35:38Z")
> [@digs](#): > > If your date tells you he’s from Cudd-a-_hee,_ keep him away from any cutlery, and run! Santa Claus skips Cudahy. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/974 "2024-04-15T15:37:41Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > First date traditions seem a bit…unusual in your neck of the woods. Don’t say “neck”… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/975 "2024-04-15T15:43:04Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@Jackmannii](#): > > > > First date traditions seem a bit…unusual in your neck of the woods. > > Don’t say “neck”… - That’s a separate issue. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/976 "2024-04-15T16:16:06Z")
We’re talking about a serious situation here. Can’t you people keep it together for more than a couple of posts? Sheesh. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/977 "2024-04-15T16:18:18Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Looks like Tirpitz-style forked beards have come back into fashion, at least for one of the suspects. I noticed all 4 of those folks look pretty rough for their ages. Livin’ is evidently real hard in that part of the country. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/978 "2024-04-15T20:07:23Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Don’t say “neck”… Makes me wonder if they talk about kids going out necking, there is some ambiguity as to what exactly is happening. > [@LSLGuy](#): > > Can’t you people keep it together for more than a couple of posts? I do appreciate you trying to nip this in the bud. ---
**Author:** ![slowpony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e8cbc/32.png) [@slowpony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slowpony)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/979 "2024-04-15T20:32:44Z")
Oh. You were there? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/980 "2024-04-15T22:58:45Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I noticed all 4 of those folks look pretty rough for their ages. Livin’ is evidently real hard in that part of the country. It’s now being reported that the suspects were part of “God’s Misfits”. > **[Members of self-proclaimed anti-government group ‘God’s Misfits’ held in...](https://apnews.com/article/bodies-found-missing-kansas-women-search-oklahoma-1ff215d35d65fec498c232fd85c85087)** > > Authorities have confirmed the deaths of two Kansas women who went missing on a trip to pick up children for a birthday party. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=50)