# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/981 "2024-04-16T00:20:47Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Livin’ is evidently real hard in that part of the country. We Kansans are well aware of the daily struggles in the state just south of us. > [@Jackmannii](#): > > It’s now being reported that the suspects were part of “God’s Misfits”. After reading this, I challenge anybody to prove that God exists. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/982 "2024-04-16T01:29:12Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > It’s now being reported that the suspects were part of “God’s Misfits”. I checked with Her, she says "Those \*\*\*\*s are actually “God’s Misguideds”. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/983 "2024-04-16T02:01:58Z")
Are you sure the term wasn’t “God’s Misdeeds”? ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/984 "2024-04-16T04:10:40Z")
An angel once appeared to them and said “God, you’re dipshits”, but they misheard. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/985 "2024-04-16T12:37:03Z")
A Saudi Arabian fan apparently whipped a player. How they were able to smuggle in a whip is a good question. > **[Saudi FA 'shocked' as fan appears to whip player](https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68818787)** > > The Saudi Arabian Football Federation is to review its fan code of conduct after a supporter appeared to whip an Al-Ittihad player. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/986 "2024-04-16T13:14:07Z")
Someone else smuggled it in, and then he threw them the idol. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/987 "2024-04-16T13:17:32Z")
Smuggling in something presumably made of leather seems pretty easy - just wrap it around your body, or thread it down your pants, depending on length. It’s not going to show up on a metal scanner. The traditional Arab robes should make it even easier. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/988 "2024-04-16T13:20:36Z")
Yeah, in retrospect it occurred to me that a whip is one of the easiest weapons to sneak into a place. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/989 "2024-04-16T16:42:13Z")
If the TSA gets wind of this they will ban strips of leather over a certain length. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/990 "2024-04-16T16:45:13Z")
Like belts? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/991 "2024-04-16T17:05:17Z")
or shoelaces? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/992 "2024-04-16T23:31:25Z")
You might not consider this literally evil, but it really is. A Kash Patel person (former Chief of Staff to the Defense Secretary) is [touting an “mRNA detox” regimen](https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-national-security-official-kash-patel-is-touting-pills-to-reverse-the-covid-vaccine-and-get-healthy/) that will reverse the covid vaccine, get you healthy again and protect you from vaccinated people who are shedding the spike protein. For only $90/month.        Yes, I suppose this should go in the Stupid MFers thread, but this is dangerous evil bullshit, of a kind that desperately needs to stop. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/993 "2024-04-17T11:46:52Z")
I have to say, though, it would almost be funnier if it actually worked as advertised. Imagine all these people reversing the covid vaccine only to get covid and suffer the consequences of it. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/994 "2024-04-17T12:39:00Z")
Stealing life insurance from families who have lost members is just pure, premeditated evil. > **[US Army financial counselor admits to defrauding millions from Gold Star...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/us-army-financial-counselor-admits-defrauding-millions-gold/story?id=109319270)** > > Caz Craffy, from Colts Neck, New Jersey, pleaded guilty to obtaining more than $9.9 million from several Gold Star families. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/995 "2024-04-18T00:22:58Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I have to say, though, it would almost be funnier if it actually worked as advertised. Imagine all these people reversing the covid vaccine only to get covid and suffer the consequences of it. I’d laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/996 "2024-04-18T02:41:02Z")
Unfortunately, they’re not the only ones who would suffer the consequences. Being who they are, they would go everywhere coughing and spewing infection everywhere on everyone, and fomenting more mutations. That’s what we are supposed to have learned from the lockdown – they didn’t learn that, of course, not being able to learn, but we should have. The vaccine is not perfect protection for innocent bystanders. Then there is the economic and human stresses on medical care. No, I wouldn’t laugh at the situation. For every blowhard hoist by his own petard, there is more trouble in the world that we don’t need. Better to let the fraudster milk them for all they’re worth, and disappear with the takings to Barbados or somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/997 "2024-04-18T13:26:01Z")
Texas man wanted on felony warrants identifies self as sovereign citizen to deputies, livestreams ensuing fatal shootout. > **[Man live streams his final moments on Facebook before shootout with law...](https://abc13.com/sovereign-citizen-shootout-harris-county-deputies-patrick-hurst-killed-livestreamed-shooting/14671078/)** > > Patrick Hurst's sister told ABC13 that the shootout that happened on Sunday in the FM-1960 area was out of character for her brother, insisting that "he doesn't hate the police." ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/998 "2024-04-18T16:13:52Z")
His sister disputes the sovcit part and says he was just mentally ill. Take that with as much salt as you like. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/999 "2024-04-18T16:19:10Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > His sister disputes the sovcit part and says he was just mentally ill. Tomato, Tomahto. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1000 "2024-04-18T16:43:18Z")
The truth is sill, we need better mental health treatment availability. The truth is also, sovcits are all mentally ill, by definition. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=51)