# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1481 "2024-06-27T01:04:51Z")

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This is pure evil.

> **[Wealthy white couple allegedly kept their black adopted children as slaves,...](https://nypost.com/2024/06/25/us-news/wealthy-white-couple-allegedly-kept-their-black-adopted-children-as-slaves-locked-them-in-barn-report/)**
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> Donald Ray Lantz, 63, and Jeanne Kay Whitefeather, 62, pleaded not guilty to more than a dozen new charges on Tuesday after several kids were found locked in a crumbling shed in ratty clothing, acc…

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1482 "2024-06-27T01:48:54Z")

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> The couple faces numerous charges, including human trafficking of a minor child, use of a minor child in forced labor and child neglect creating substantial risk of serious bodily injury or death

Chattel slavery alive and well in 21st century America. This is Trump’s America.

Also…

“Whitefeather”. Name checks out.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1483 "2024-06-27T01:57:24Z")

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Man, I really wish I was surprised by that story.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1484 "2024-06-27T05:11:57Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> I’ve been driving about 45 years now.
> 
> I lived in Chicago 15 years.
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> I drove through downtown/the Loop ONCE. Never again.

On the flip side, one time we were in Gary, headed toward Wiscosin, when I abruptly decided to jump offa I90 onto US12. It took us through urban Chicago, up Lakeshore to Waukeegan and then Gurnee. Avoiding the tolls was the lesser part of that decision: it took over an hour, which is pretty close to what one would expect on the freeways, of an afternoon, but on city streets, you know why you are stopped, while on the freeway it is just an endless littany of _c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, what’s the damn hold-up_.

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**Author:** ![icon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c6cbf5/32.png) [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1485 "2024-06-27T11:28:48Z")

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This evil, but having recently re-watched Avengers: Endgame again, I just had to think: Was it Thor? But then it turns out the game was not Fortnite…

`//i\\`

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1486 "2024-06-27T15:38:44Z")

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The US Supreme Court has now declared [bribery of public officials is legal.](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/supreme-court-tosses-mayor-s-bribery-conviction-again-raising-bar-for-public-corruption-prosecutions/ar-BB1oWwot?ocid=BingNewsSerp) Well, you can’t actually call it “bribery”. But you can accept gifts from constituents for actions performed while performing your job as an elected official. Like, accepting a gift from a grateful contractor after steering city contracts his way. It’s perfectly fine AFTER - it’s only bribery if the gift was given BEFORE. So, you see, Clarence is all good! Nothing to see here!

Who do these assholes think they are kidding? 😡

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1487 "2024-06-27T15:58:48Z")

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> [@Toxgoddess](#):
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> Who do these assholes think they are kidding? 😡

They may be kidding no-one. But they are pranking everyone.

We now live in a nascent kleptocracy that will become full-fledged after certain ~~bribed~~ tipped public officials suborn the vote counts in Nov. All nice and legal-like.

This is well-trodden ground in country after country.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1488 "2024-06-27T16:25:04Z")

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> [@icon](#):
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> This evil, but having recently re-watched Avengers: Endgame again, I just had to think: Was it Thor? But then it turns out the game was not Fortnite…

We later learned that NoobMaster69 is Aaron, not a little kid.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9cjXqzAKSL8/maxresdefault.jpg "Noobmaster69 Identity REVEALED | Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Xbox Ad | Marvel Scenes") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cjXqzAKSL8)

He previously worked in an Apple Store, as seen in _Winter Soldier_.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oi-aWYy7Rcs/mqdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oi-aWYy7Rcs/mqdefault.jpg)

We have yet to see Thor and Aaron battle it out. Maybe in a future Marvel project.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1489 "2024-06-27T16:31:39Z")

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> [@Jihi](#):
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> “Whitefeather”. Name checks out.

That stood out to me as sounding like a Natavie American name, and it seems to beostly true:

> **[Whitefeather Last Name: Meaning, Origin & Family History](https://discover.23andme.com/last-name/Whitefeather)**
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> Whitefeather ranks #75799 in the US. 81.5% American Indian and Alaskan Native in US. Native American (also White Feather): translation into English of a.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1490 "2024-06-27T22:01:17Z")

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It also sounds like a British term for coward

> **[White feather](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_feather)**
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> The white feather is a widely recognised propaganda symbol. It has, among other things, represented cowardice or conscientious pacifism; as in A. E. W. Mason's 1902 book The Four Feathers. In Britain during the First World War it was often given to males out of uniform by women to shame them publicly into signing up. In the United States armed forces, however, it is used to signify extraordinary bravery and excellence in combat marksmanship.
> The use of the phrase "white feather" to symbolise...

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1491 "2024-06-27T23:28:14Z")

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The American term for coward is Josh Hawley.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1492 "2024-06-28T02:27:24Z")

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I thought it’s _Republicans_. Seriously. Look at how many things and people they’re afraid of right now.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1493 "2024-06-28T11:02:49Z")

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‘Don’t be a Republican!’ is just good general advice.

‘Don’t be a Hawley!’ is much more specific.

ie: Coward

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**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1494 "2024-06-28T13:12:22Z")

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Now, we can see why trump wants to exempt tips from income tax.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1495 "2024-06-28T14:53:30Z")

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Are these justices humans or automatons?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1496 "2024-06-29T18:12:32Z")

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God’s Misfits update: Apparently, a viable defense when facing murder charges is that you have “dominion over all things”.

[https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/modernday-anarchists-resort-to-legalese-in-murder-defence/news-story/8554a7dac4d766f8214dcc75e3d70df9](https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/modernday-anarchists-resort-to-legalese-in-murder-defence/news-story/8554a7dac4d766f8214dcc75e3d70df9)

Jurors, pay heed!

\*the article may be confusing sov cit nuttery with anarchism.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1497 "2024-06-29T20:18:48Z")

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I notice one of the defendants is the chair of the local Republican Party.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1498 "2024-06-30T03:13:38Z")

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NBC is now platforming fake news reports about Jill Biden trying to talk her husband into dropping out of the campaign.

> **[Biden denies report he will 'discuss the future of his re-election campaign...](https://www.rawstory.com/joe-biden-denies-camp-david-campaign-meeting/)**
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> Joe Biden's campaign Saturday denied a report that he "is expected to discuss the future of his re-election campaign with family at Camp David on Sunday" after a problematic debate.
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> Biden has been called on to drop out of the race after he fumbled...

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1499 "2024-06-30T04:57:19Z")

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> Authorities say the boy who died, Deshaun Martinez, was locked in a tiny bedroom closet for 16 hours a day over a month with his older brother as punishment for stealing food in the home at night while their parents slept.

> **[Arizona man gets life sentence on murder conviction in starvation death of...](https://apnews.com/article/arizona-child-starvation-death-life-sentence-680043c5ffec352d60ba21e48b6d65b7)**
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> A northern Arizona man has been sentenced to life in prison without parole in the 2020 starvation death of his 6-year-old son.

So as punishment starve him to death. Note his mother was previously sentenced to life in prison.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1500 "2024-06-30T10:41:12Z")

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Some (family) trees just bear poison fruit.

ETA: Oh, by “his” did you mean that the defendant’s mother was also sentenced to life for something else years ago, or that the wife of the defendant, mother of the recent dead kid, was also sentenced to life here recently?

If the latter: [Emily Latella] _Neveeer miiiind!_ 🙂

I totally read it the former way and only much later thought of the other interpretation. Pronouns: use them wisely or not at all.

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