# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1661 "2024-08-20T01:51:29Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > One of our best, isn’t he? He’ll be on the short list for Trump’s medal of freedom honorees. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1662 "2024-08-20T01:52:41Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Are they dated at least, maybe that would help? Maybe they still have the hair attached and they could do a check that way? Nah. They just throw them all in a generic bin labeled “profit” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1663 "2024-08-20T02:03:35Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Fucking hell. I’m laughing at what a stupid god damn thing this is. How hard is it to keep track of skull parts that need to be reused? - It’s just a shell game. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1664 "2024-08-20T02:55:54Z")
All of you who’ve never misplaced a piece of skull are **so** close-minded. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1665 "2024-08-20T03:25:16Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > What’s not to like about a story of a US Air Force veteran going to fight in the war in Ukraine? Oh, [all of this](https://www.aol.com/news/u-vet-wanted-child-porn-213234062.html). (The link goes to AOL.) > > 1. He’s fighting for Russia > 2. He doesn’t consider himself a traitor. > 3. He’s on the lam for a child porn charge. > > One of our best, isn’t he? > **[Alex Jones and his fans are intrigued by Putin offer of sanctuary to...](https://www.rawstory.com/alex-jones-russia/)** > > Russian President Vladimir Putin has seemingly invited conservatives chafing under "neoliberal ideals" in their home countries to move to Russia, where he claimed "traditional values reign supreme," and Alex Jones suggested he might take him up on... ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1666 "2024-08-20T03:26:37Z")
Is there a go fund me campaign where I can send cash so these people can go to Russia? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1667 "2024-08-20T04:52:12Z")
The MAGulags await! Make Siberia Great Again ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1668 "2024-08-20T05:27:32Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > All of you who’ve never misplaced a piece of skull are **so** close-minded. Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1669 "2024-08-20T08:41:18Z")
The thing is, when Putin says _traditional values reign supreme in Russia_, he’s about the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1670 "2024-08-20T11:22:47Z")
True. But the real values of the 1980s Soviet Communist party were whitemalecishet rule, all power flows from a gun, and the winners get all the plunder they can carry. All the “power to the workers” stuff was eyewash. Those ideals match exactly with those of the US’s modern Reactionary Wacko Traitor party and their hangers-on like Jones ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1671 "2024-08-20T13:05:46Z")
I suspect it’s more in line with Tsarist Russia, with its [Okhrana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okhrana), [Pale of Settlement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_of_Settlement) and other goodies. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1672 "2024-08-21T00:26:48Z")
🙀 > **[Woman Tossed Into Oncoming Traffic, Brutal Assault On Camera](https://www.tmz.com/2024/08/20/man-throws-woman-into-traffic/)** > > A woman was viciously thrown into oncoming traffic multiple times ... and the shocking footage has hit the internet, showing just how brutal her ordeal really was. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1673 "2024-08-21T00:30:18Z")
If the TMZ video doesn’t load, here’s a youtube video from a news outlet. She’s lucky to be alive. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/2CCRATdJPIg/hqdefault.jpg "Woman shoved off train tracks, dragged and thrown to traffic") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCRATdJPIg) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1674 "2024-08-21T01:03:45Z")
What the Hell? Nobody stopped, just cruised on by? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1675 "2024-08-21T23:22:34Z")
Sorry if this was already posted. It’s sickening. To top it all off, they had the wrong man. Makes you wonder how many times these police got away with beating suspects. > **[Alaska Department of Law charges two state troopers after bloody arrest in...](https://alaskabeacon.com/2024/08/15/alaska-department-of-law-charges-two-state-troopers-after-bloody-arrest-in-kenai/)** > > The state troopers pepper-sprayed a man, directed a dog to bite him for more than a minute, tazed him and kicked him, documents say. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1676 "2024-08-21T23:26:46Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > > [@Monty](#): > > > > One of our best, isn’t he? > > He’ll be on the short list for Trump’s medal of freedom honorees. As long as he isn’t full of bullets and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1677 "2024-08-22T13:08:07Z")
Guy searched online obituaries for funeral notices. When the funeral was held, he would break into the house and steal what he could. Of course, he wasn’t too bright. He used a fake ID to rent a car, which had a GPS which placed that vehicle at the scene of some of the burglaries. > **[Wichita man searched obits online, robbed homes during funeral. He’s guilty...](https://www.aol.com/wichita-man-searched-obits-online-163732047.html)** > > The charges included using the Walmart Visa card of a deceased couple. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1678 "2024-08-22T15:14:59Z")
I’ve heard of people (not just him) robbing houses during funerals. I think the advice is to ask _someone_ to stay in the house during the funeral to discourage this. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1679 "2024-08-22T18:55:16Z")
Yes, it’s commonly given advice to have a housesitter during funerals precisely for that reason. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1680 "2024-08-22T22:13:52Z")
I think the headline says it all > **[The Taliban publish vice laws that ban women’s voices and bare faces in public](https://apnews.com/article/afghanistan-taliban-vice-virtue-laws-women-9626c24d8d5450d52d36356ebff20c83)** > > The Taliban say it's mandatory for Afghan women to conceal their voices and bare faces in public. That's according to newly published laws covering aspects of everyday life from the Ministry of Vice and Virtue. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=85)