# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1861 "2024-10-14T22:25:11Z")
Are you a Catheist? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1862 "2024-10-14T22:28:54Z")
No, just Catolic. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1863 "2024-10-14T22:29:43Z")
I’m a Meowthedist. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1864 "2024-10-14T22:30:21Z")
I’m not dogmatic. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1865 "2024-10-14T22:41:49Z")
The NRA is still around? I thought they got dismantled by New York. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1866 "2024-10-14T22:47:09Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I’m not dogmatic. you make him sad [![](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/927b3542-9619-419b-b22c-6d9544df9fbe/d634oqx-ca9c8bb7-d1f9-4671-9ab3-c0ade4c421bf.jpg/v1/fill/w_1600,h_1164,q_75,strp/goscinny_uderzo ___asterix___ dogmatix_by_morteneng21-d634oqx.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi85MjdiMzU0Mi05NjE5LTQxOWItYjIyYy02ZDk1NDRkZjlmYmUvZDYzNG9xeC1jYTljOGJiNy1kMWY5LTQ2NzEtOWFiMy1jMGFkZTRjNDIxYmYuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTE2MDAiLCJoZWlnaHQiOiI8PTExNjQifV1dfQ.5Ut0TLRwa53lfHIWsQMYVWDot_BwocPVast7Y2d0lcI) ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/927b3542-9619-419b-b22c-6d9544df9fbe/d634oqx-ca9c8bb7-d1f9-4671-9ab3-c0ade4c421bf.jpg/v1/fill/w_1600,h_1164,q_75,strp/goscinny_uderzo ___asterix___ dogmatix_by_morteneng21-d634oqx.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi85MjdiMzU0Mi05NjE5LTQxOWItYjIyYy02ZDk1NDRkZjlmYmUvZDYzNG9xeC1jYTljOGJiNy1kMWY5LTQ2NzEtOWFiMy1jMGFkZTRjNDIxYmYuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTE2MDAiLCJoZWlnaHQiOiI8PTExNjQifV1dfQ.5Ut0TLRwa53lfHIWsQMYVWDot_BwocPVast7Y2d0lcI) ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1867 "2024-10-14T23:53:54Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I’m a bad person. I want him to go through the same thing he put the cat through. > > Cats are sacred. I don’t like cats at all, but I still agree with your first line. ETA: Err, your first _two_ lines… ETAx2: That is to say, I must be a bad person too, because I wish the same thing… sheesh ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1868 "2024-10-15T00:15:14Z")
I knew a lady who was felinedamentalist; she was not pleasant to be around. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1869 "2024-10-15T00:18:18Z")
I was on a mental list once. Is that pretty much the same thing? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1870 "2024-10-15T00:19:47Z")
It should have been. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1871 "2024-10-15T03:48:33Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I want him to go through the same thing he put the cat through. Just toss him in one of the big cat pits at the zoo. If they toss him to the lions, the lions will wait till he crawls out of the moat. If they toss him to the tigers, the tigers will plunge right in. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1872 "2024-10-15T14:43:41Z")
Moral of story: lions are lazy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1873 "2024-10-15T15:02:11Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Moral of story: lions are lazy. 😉 - When food comes to you, why exert yourself? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1874 "2024-10-15T15:36:43Z")
Which ones play with their food the most? That’s where he gets tossed. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1875 "2024-10-15T16:01:55Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > The NRA is still around? Diminished, but it does continue to exist. The corporate identity was reconstituted in Texas in 2021 (and tried to file a bankruptcy but that court said “nice try”). In 2022 the NY court ruled against the dissolution of the organization, and LaPierre finally went away only early this year after they knew they would lose the suits. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1876 "2024-10-15T17:30:15Z")
I’ve heard that leopards are the meanest. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1877 "2024-10-15T18:24:17Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Diminished, but it does continue to exist. Are they still being funded by the Russian government? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1878 "2024-10-15T22:43:14Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’ve heard that leopards are the meanest. Depends on if you want to keep your face. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1879 "2024-10-15T22:51:48Z")
Speaking of animal cruelty, the Florida man who allegedly tied up his dog by a highway where flooding rains put it in peril of drowning, has been arrested and charged. The kicker is that he tried to reclaim the dog at a shelter. > **[Man arrested for animal cruelty after dog found tied to post in floodwaters...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-man-arrested-animal-cruelty-dog-tied-hurricane-milton/story?id=114829362)** > > The dog was found up to its chest in flood waters off Interstate 75 in Tampa on Oct. 9, as many residents were evacuating due to Milton. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1880 "2024-10-15T23:11:02Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > The kicker is that he tried to reclaim the dog at a shelter. Evidently he pays about as much attention to sensational news / social media as I do. Not that I’d leave my (imaginary) dog behind in a hurricane, but that, like him, I’d expect the dog was in a shelter afterwards and I’d be utterly unaware there was an internet lynch mob after me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=95)