# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 97
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1921 "2024-10-24T20:00:04Z")
A Washington man attempted to lynch his 13-year-old son’s friend when he learned the teen was gay, then tried to lasso his son when the two escaped. > **[Bremerton man allegedly tied noose around neck of son’s friend after he told...](https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/bremerton-man-allegedly-tied-noose-around-sons-neck-after-he-told-his-father-he-was-gay/FCQY6CBAXJGJBJR7545NFZ5LDM/)** > > When the teen said, “Yes, is it a crime to be gay in this house?,” deputies say he tied a noose around his neck and then assaulted the boy’s friend. > [@](#): > > According to the court documents, Sweeney asked his 13-year-old son’s friend if he was gay; when the teen said, “Yes, is it a crime to be gay in this house?” deputies said Sweeney put a noose around his neck and tightened it. > > Sweeney later chased his biological son around the house and lassoed him around his chest, the court documents added. > > Both boys managed to escape, deputies said. > > Sweeney allegedly recorded both boys with his cell phone while telling them to kiss each other in an effort to humiliate them, detectives said in the court documents. > > Sweeney later made jokes about the 14-year-old boy being a princess, the court documents write. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1922 "2024-10-24T21:10:30Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > A Washington man attempted to lynch his 13-year-old son’s friend when he learned the teen was gay, then tried to lasso his son when the two escaped. This is my fucking home town too. 😡 ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1923 "2024-10-24T21:50:45Z")
The _only_ good thing is the homophobe tried a lasso (rather than pulling out a gun). ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1924 "2024-10-25T09:04:50Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > The _only_ good thing is the homophobe tried a lasso [Hedley Lamarr] Kinky. Sign here. [/Hedley Lamarr] ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1925 "2024-10-25T10:16:13Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > According to the court documents, Sweeney asked his 13-year-old son’s friend if he was gay; when the teen said, “Yes, is it a crime to be gay in this house?” deputies said Sweeney put a noose around his neck and tightened it. > > Sweeney later chased his biological son around the house and lassoed him around his chest, the court documents added. > > Both boys managed to escape, deputies said. > > Sweeney allegedly recorded both boys with his cell phone while telling them to kiss each other in an effort to humiliate them, detectives said in the court documents. > > Sweeney later made jokes about the 14-year-old boy being a princess, the court documents write. Isn’t it odd how so many raging homophones seem to get off on homosexual acts? Humiliate the son and his friend? Nah, I think a different desire was at play there. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1926 "2024-10-25T11:04:22Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > raging homophones Band name! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1927 "2024-10-25T12:14:53Z")
I’d go with Raging Homophones just to make people do a double-take. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1928 "2024-10-25T14:08:30Z")
Meh, they sound the same. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1929 "2024-10-25T20:37:49Z")
Banned names? ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1930 "2024-10-25T21:47:57Z")
And another popular rapper: > **[Grammy-winning rapper Lil Durk charged with orchestrating 2022 Los Angeles...](https://apnews.com/article/lil-durk-florida-indicted-los-angeles-5d55866b2caf5ef5bd7d3cef43b6ced8)** > > Rapper Lil Durk has been arrested in Florida on federal charges that he paid for the attempted 2022 revenge killing of rapper Quando Rondo. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1931 "2024-10-25T23:02:04Z")
A violent feud between Lil Durk and Quando Rondo, sounds like a song you’d have heard on Dr. Demento. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1932 "2024-10-25T23:15:27Z")
🎵Tell me Qaundo, Quando, Ron-do… 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1933 "2024-10-29T17:13:00Z")
> **[Right-Wing Guest Booted From CNN Mid-Segment After 'Vile' Attack On Panelist](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ryan-girdusky-cnn-mehdi-hasan_n_67204a90e4b0a55cb4ce008d?utm_source=cordial&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=hp-us-reg-morning-email_2024-10-29&utm_term=us-morning-email&email_hash=d35c5a397d502580201f8e31f42bed2ab2db7f68)** > > Ryan Girdusky was kicked off the air for comments directed at Mehdi Hasan. > A conservative commentator was given the boot from CNN in the middle of a show after a “completely unacceptable” attack on a fellow panelist. > > “I hope your beeper doesn’t go off,” right-wing personality Ryan Girdusky told Mehdi Hasan after Hasan said he supports Palestinian people. I have no idea who Ryan Girdusky is, but he deserves no platform. He’ll probably be a guest on Jesse Watters’ show today. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1934 "2024-10-29T19:46:17Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > I have no idea who Ryan Girdusky is, but he deserves no platform. For anyone who’s curious (because I had no idea either), here is an article about him: > **[Who is Ryan Girdusky? CNN panelist's "beeper" comment sparks fury](https://www.newsweek.com/who-ryan-girduski-cnn-beeper-comment-1976482)** > > Who is the political commentator at the center of this controversy? He’s a conservative political commentator and writer (read: extreme right wing propagandist) and there’s this little gem: > He also founded the 1776 Project PAC, which supports school board candidates who oppose progressive curricula, such as teaching Critical Race Theory and gender theory. So those asshole wacko school board members trying to really fuck up our schools and our kids that you keep hearing about? This guy is responsible for funneling a lot of money to them. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1935 "2024-10-29T22:25:14Z")
The world is full of these tyrants. Some become President, some make pizza. I wish they weren’t so common, and I wish he got a longer sentence. > **[A pizza shop owner is sentenced to 8.5 years in prison for threatening...](https://apnews.com/article/pizza-shop-owner-sentenced-threatening-workers-cf33dad0412c3bd07433136953724d68?user_email=769ee64f4ba9e97696a034e9f80abda63d2b8f0dfd7058ad72d1add74e6a026f&utm_medium=Afternoon_Wire&utm_source=Sailthru_AP&utm_campaign=AfternoonWire_Oct29_2024&utm_term=Afternoon%20Wire)** > > The owner of two Boston-area pizza shops convicted of forced labor for using physical violence and threats of reprisal or deportation against employees living in the country illegally has been sentenced to more than eight years in prison. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1936 "2024-10-29T22:29:39Z")
Perhaps we declare war on tyrants, petty or grand? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1937 "2024-10-30T13:24:06Z")
Some non-political (and relatively mild in comparison) evil for you: these malign dipshits grabbing Mookie Betts arm to wrestle the ball away from him at the World Series: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FGtfqwHwvmA/maxresdefault.jpg "Yankees fan pulls ball out of Mookie Betts' glove in World Series Game 4 | MLB on FOX") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGtfqwHwvmA) IMH-IANAL-O, this went way beyond interference with the play and well into actual assault. They could have injured Betts quite badly doing that. Fortunately Betts seems to be okay and was more bothered by his team’s loss of the game. FTR that catch was ruled an “out” (as he’d clearly caught the ball) and the two dipshits involved were ejected. Not sure if they’re facing any other punishments. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1938 "2024-10-30T14:06:52Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Not sure if they’re facing any other punishments. Evidently not: > Game 5 is Wednesday night at Yankee Stadium. Capobianco, who is a season ticket holder, said he was were told they would be allowed to attend. [Yankees Fan Offered Ridiculous Reason for Taking Ball From Mookie Betts’s Glove (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/yankees-fan-offered-ridiculous-reason-for-taking-ball-from-mookie-betts-s-glove/ar-AA1tcdjF?ocid=BingNewsSerp) ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1939 "2024-10-30T14:19:58Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Fortunately Betts seems to be okay and was more bothered by his team’s loss of the game. Well shit. I couldn’t finish the game before bedtime last night and have been fastidiously avoiding looking at news sites (and the SDMB Game Room) since then… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1940 "2024-10-30T15:11:36Z")
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