# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/4645 "2026-07-30T21:38:54Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> That doesn’t seem like a difficult call to make.

You’d think that, but a lot of decapitated people opt to [self-rescue](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7970) to save themselves the cost of calling a coroner.

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