# Omnibus Morgenstern omnibus omnibus thread omnibus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816 "2018-02-14T05:51:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/1 "2018-02-14T05:51:14Z")
> [@The OMNIBUS furkin' OMNIBUS thread to end all furkin' OMNIBUS threads. Forever](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-furkin-omnibus-thread-to-end-all-furkin-omnibus-threads-forever/808766/18): > > I think that somebody should start an omnibus thread to track all the omnibus threads. > [@The OMNIBUS furkin' OMNIBUS thread to end all furkin' OMNIBUS threads. Forever](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-furkin-omnibus-thread-to-end-all-furkin-omnibus-threads-forever/808766/19): > > But can we work “ **Morgenstern** ” in somehow, to show our appreciation for his hard work and dedication in supporting the word omnibus? A PM every time a new omnibus thread is started? An asterisk in the OP with a link to **Morgenstern**? There must be some way we can repay him. 😃 > [@The OMNIBUS furkin' OMNIBUS thread to end all furkin' OMNIBUS threads. Forever](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-omnibus-furkin-omnibus-thread-to-end-all-furkin-omnibus-threads-forever/808766/20): > > I will not rest until it’s; > > 1. something. > 2. something else. > 3 omnibus. Done. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/2 "2018-02-14T07:50:37Z")
And, lest we forget, omnibus. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/3 "2018-02-14T08:36:46Z")
I was gonna buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo the whole thing but Morgenstern omnibus omnibus omnibus morgenstern omnibus thread omnibus _omnistern_ morgenbus. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/4 "2018-02-14T08:41:09Z")
Can I start an “Ask the Omnibus” thread? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/5 "2018-02-14T10:29:01Z")
Requiescat in Omnibus ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/6 "2018-02-14T10:56:24Z")
Dominus nabiscum, Nabisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/7 "2018-02-14T11:47:00Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Can I start an “Ask the Omnibus” thread? Omri the Omnipotent Omnibus ominously intones: “Ommmmmm…” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/8 "2018-02-14T13:04:19Z")
Alius bus unus invehitur, Alius bus unus invehitur, Et venit ad se, Et venit ad se, Alius bus unus invehitur ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/9 "2018-02-14T13:56:13Z")
Fucking Omnibus, YES Omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus, omnibus. GOD, I FEEL \*\*FREE \*\*NOW! I’m posting naked all day! Thank you Bo! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/10 "2018-02-14T14:10:39Z")
_ **ormniboos!** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/11 "2018-02-14T14:11:19Z")
You’re either on the omnibus or off the omnibus. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/12 "2018-02-14T14:12:47Z")
Naked Morgenstern? Is there a way to put a poster on ignore until they put their sweatpants back on? Or maybe this is one more reason I need a butler. “Wadsworth, please hide from me any discussions where posters are naked, especially overweight and naked, or where the term ‘omnibus’ is used without the _gravitas_ it deserves.” “Very good, sir. But if I may be of assistance, I would inveigh against your habit of inserting latin terms into daily speech. It hearkens of a desperation to appear literate, especially when you speak them in italics. In your previous request, the word ‘gravity’ would suffice.” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/13 "2018-02-14T14:15:58Z")
[Omnibus take all of us](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjpI2SSSbXg) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/14 "2018-02-14T14:20:04Z")
I have written Merriam-Webster and requested I be given the copyright to the word _omnibus_. They are experiencing some financial difficulties and offered to sell me the word for $2,500. I intend to start a GoFundMe page and request donations, and I will thank, personally, all of you suckers for donating. Break out the wallets. Thank you. Once I perfect my copyright, I intend to enforce it. Anyone not using **omnibus © 2018 Morgenstern, .** Will be reported. Even omnireported to the omnimods. I feel empowered. Like Shags in a whore house empowered. Life is great. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/15 "2018-02-14T15:13:57Z")
Malkovich. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/16 "2018-02-14T16:48:56Z")
Moved to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/17 "2018-02-14T16:51:25Z")
[Omnibus Bus](https://www.omnibus-society.org/media/332033/OM534-web-cover.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/18 "2018-02-14T16:55:52Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Moved to MPSIMS. You gonna take that Spicy? Send it to Café society. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/19 "2018-02-14T17:23:38Z")
Is this like the time John Malkovich crawled into his own head? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816/20 "2018-02-14T17:30:43Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [Omnibus Bus](https://www.omnibus-society.org/media/332033/OM534-web-cover.jpg) [Dodge Omnibus](http://my.net-link.net/~dcline/dodgomni.jpg) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-morgenstern-omnibus-omnibus-thread-omnibus/808816.md?page=2)