# Omnibus of short, pithy, off the cuff reviews based on very little information.  Spoilers welcome.

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Based on a fifteen second ad, _Doolittle_ looks dreadful.

_1917_ looks moist. I can feel the trenchfoot grow while I watch the ads. I’ve seen reviews, but nobody has mentioned that Hitler earned his Iron Cross doing the same dispatch running in the German trenches. Not so heroic when the bad guys do it, too, eh?