# Omnibus Pit Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 23, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472 "2009-03-23T16:42:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/21 "2009-03-23T19:20:18Z")

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Just call me Pontius.

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**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/22 "2009-03-23T19:26:09Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Just call me Pontius.

Seriously, that was really funny. I hope folks see the bright side of this thread.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/23 "2009-03-23T19:39:33Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> Seriously, that was really funny. I hope folks see the bright side of this thread.

Why, of course I see it!

I knew he was into BDSM!

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/24 "2009-03-23T21:04:56Z")

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I second what **Cisco** said about **GIGOBuster**.

Don’t be bitter just because he runs circles around you intellectually.

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/25 "2009-03-23T21:18:54Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> Just the fact that you could write things like this - presumably with a straight face - about one of the most intelligent, nicest, most well-spoken members of this board brings you down even farther. **GIGOBuster’s** first language isn’t English, but I doubt you could’ve guessed that from his posts, because the dude writes it better than most of us do.

I came to comment on only one aspect of this: while I understand that **GIGObuster’s** first language is not English, he is quite articulate. I agree that it would be quite difficult for anyone to discern that from the quality of English in his postings. I disagree with him vehemently on some issues, but this claim by the OP (with whom I have no history) is false and cheap.

I’ll add that GIGO expresses himself better in English than many other posters who have English as a first language do.

He’s still wrong about all that other stuff we disagree on, though.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/26 "2009-03-23T21:30:02Z")

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> [@magellan01](#):
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> I came to comment on only one aspect of this: while I understand that GIGObuster’s first language is not English, he is quite articulate. I agree that it would be quite difficult for anyone to discern that from the quality of English in his postings. I disagree with him vehemently on some issues, but this claim by the OP (with whom I have no history) is false and cheap.

Whoa!  
Everyone that knows the history knows that indeed I do not agree with **magellan01** on many subjects; so I have to give **magellan01** the most sincere thanks for his support here.

Thanks also to **Idle Thoughts**!

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/27 "2009-03-23T21:37:10Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> I’m not sure if **GIGOBuster** actually stupid or just doesn’t read or write English very well, but he really manifests a lot of arrogant stupidity.

Edit \> Find and Replace

Find: GIGOBuster

Replace with: Brazil84

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/28 "2009-03-23T21:37:34Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> So go right ahead and flame me.

Can we dismissively ridicule you instead? Flaming takes more energy than you deserve.

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/29 "2009-03-23T22:03:06Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Whoa!  
> Everyone that knows the history knows that indeed I do not agree with **magellan01** on many subjects; so I have to give **magellan01** the most sincere thanks for his support here.

What—you’re still around? No heart attack?!!!

Looks like I’ll need a Plan B. Drat.

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**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/30 "2009-03-23T22:17:54Z")

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> [@magellan01](#):
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> but this claim by the OP (with whom I have no history) is false and cheap.

As mentioned above, take a look at the posts I referenced. **GIGOBuster** completely missed the point. Not only that, but he is completely unaware, as far as I can tell, that he completely missed the point.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/31 "2009-03-23T22:32:16Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> I’m not upset at all. I already know that I’m extremely unpopular on this board.

So…why do you think that might be?

Because you’ve got too much integrity?  
Because you tell the truth, and we don’t want to hear the truth?  
Because we’re afraid of you and what you represent?  
Because we prefer to stick our heads in the sand?  
Because some popular posters don’t like you, and so the rest of us pretend to dislike you so we fit in?  
Because certain people have an economic interest in making sure your message never gets honestly debated?  
Because you’re brutally honest?  
Because there is a secret campaign to discredit you?  
Because some people are jealous that men want to be you, and women want to be with you?  
Because we can’t handle the truth?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/32 "2009-03-23T22:48:21Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> So…why do you think that might be?
> 
> Because you’ve got too much integrity?  
> Because you tell the truth, and we don’t want to hear the truth?  
> Because we’re afraid of you and what you represent?  
> Because we prefer to stick our heads in the sand?  
> Because some popular posters don’t like you, and so the rest of us pretend to dislike you so we fit in?  
> Because certain people have an economic interest in making sure your message never gets honestly debated?  
> Because you’re brutally honest?  
> Because there is a secret campaign to discredit you?  
> Because some people are jealous that men want to be you, and women want to be with you?  
> Because we can’t handle the truth?

Goddamnit, I absolutely HATE multiple-choice questions where none of the answers is actually right!

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/33 "2009-03-23T22:53:42Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> So, will your lack of engagement mitigate or aggravate anthropogenic global warming?

Neither. He is concerned with the RATE at which his lack of engagement mitigates or aggravates anthropogenic global warming. Please make a note of it.  
**brazil84** –this is not going to go well. Best depart for a while and come back later…

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**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/34 "2009-03-23T22:55:29Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> So…why do you think that might be?

An interesting question, but not one I care to discuss at the moment.

So go right ahead keep flaming (or ridiculing). I’m fulling expecting it and I don’t care.

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**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/35 "2009-03-23T22:58:38Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> **brazil84** –this is not going to go well.

It’s going pretty much as I expected. Bring on the flames/derision/ridicule.

🆒

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/36 "2009-03-23T23:00:57Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> As mentioned above, take a look at the posts I referenced. **GIGOBuster** completely missed the point. Not only that, but he is completely unaware, as far as I can tell, that he completely missed the point.

Okay, I went back and read it. Now I ask you to go back and read my post to which you responded. I’m not saying he was right. Or that you were wrong. My point was that I think it is incorrect and unfair of you to attribute any disagreement or miscommunication to GIGO’s first language being something other than English (Spanish, I think).

For what it is worth, I tend to agree with you in that thread. The problem is that the whole GW thing has been sold so hard and so well that it has become the new religion. I do think, as another poster mentioned in that thread, that a lot of people are guilty of an excluded middle fallacy. I do think his response was a bit Pavlovian. But regardless, I simply don’t attribute any disagreement or miscommunication to be due to a language problem. And, as I said, I think your implying so was both incorrect and unfair. I’d ask you to search into any post he’s made in any thread. In the many exchanges we’ve had I don’t recall any disagreement that could be chalked up to a language problem. I’m pretty sure they all can be attributed to him being unable to comprehend my vastly higher intellect.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/37 "2009-03-23T23:15:30Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> An interesting question, but not one I care to discuss at the moment.

Of course you wouldn’t. Talk about an inconvenient truth.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/38 "2009-03-23T23:17:57Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> It’s going pretty much as I expected. Bring on the flames/derision/ridicule.

No.

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**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/39 "2009-03-23T23:27:09Z")

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> [@magellan01](#):
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> My point was that I think it is incorrect and unfair of you to attribute any disagreement or miscommunication to GIGO’s first language being something other than English (Spanish, I think).

Actually my point was that either he has a problem with English or he is stupid.

However, I am willing to concede the possibility that he simply doesn’t read very carefully or at all before responding. Neverthless, he has acted – and continued to act – as if he understands the point I made when he clearly has not. Even though it’s been pointed out. To me, that’s manifesting stupidity.

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-pit-thread/490472/40 "2009-03-23T23:37:56Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> Actually my point was that either he has a problem with English or he is stupid.
> 
> However, I am willing to concede the possibility that he simply doesn’t read very carefully or at all before responding. Neverthless, he has acted – and continued to act – as if he understands the point I made when he clearly has not. Even though it’s been pointed out. To me, that’s manifesting stupidity.

Well, your Hobson’s Choice would have worked better if the person in question’s command of English was not open to debate. But since most people know his first language is not English, it didn’t work and came off as a cheap shot.

Onward.

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