# Omnibus Religious Fucks in the NEWS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066 "2022-02-07T18:33:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/241 "2023-02-04T13:26:40Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> That particular doctirne does not mean the Pope cannot make mistakes at all. [It refers to his infallibility when issuing dogma](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility).

I know, I was making a joke

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/242 "2023-02-05T02:05:16Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> > [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> > Pope Francis praises the virtues of the middle finger, then deletes tweets after ridicule all over
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> I’m sorry, he _deleted_ the tweet?

“Staffer in charge of Pope’s Twitter account sacked after showing up for work tweaked” may be the actual report we’re looking at. Or maybe “Elon takes over Pope’s verified account”.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/243 "2023-04-07T02:08:11Z")

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Couldn’t find this thread earlier, but someone pointed out the obvious to me so now quoting my post here. Definitely belongs here.

> [@Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread/931945/7014):
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> I thought there was an omnibus religion pit thread, but I’m not finding it. And, this isn’t really a “stupid MFers” story but more of an “evil religious MFers” story. I also searched and don’t see any recent postings about it, but it could be out there. Fucking assholes. Unbelievable cruelty and evilness, all in the name of religion.
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> [https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2023/apr/05/report-shows-astonishing-depravity-in-sexual-abuse/](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2023/apr/05/report-shows-astonishing-depravity-in-sexual-abuse/)

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/244 "2023-04-10T21:06:59Z")

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Weelp… religious leaders keep going for the cringe… appearing in another thread

> [@Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread/931945/7042):
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> I bet you never expected the Spanish Inqu… scratch that, the Dalai Lama to jump into this thread, but I guess he asked some kid to suck on his tongue!?! " In the video, the young boy can be seen approaching the Nobel Peace Prize winner before asking, “Can I hug you?” The 87-year-old spiritual leader then invites the boy on stage and points to his cheek and says, “first here,” prompting the boy to give him a hug and a kiss. The Dalai Lama then points to his lips, and says: “then I think finall…

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/245 "2023-05-10T09:51:07Z")

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An [interesting article on how the far-right Hindu government are trying to erase Muslims from their history.](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/5/10/qa-the-word-hindu-is-arabic-why-dont-they-throw-it-out) Maybe DeSantis should have visited on his trip.

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**Author:** ![mjmartin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3d9bf3/32.png) [@mjmartin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmartin)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/246 "2023-05-15T18:57:33Z")

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A teacher in Florida is being investigated for showing her students the Disney movie “Strange World”. Unfortunately for the teacher and her class, the mother of one of her students is a school board member and, in her words: “God did put me here”.

My town just narrowly avoided this kind of nonsense in the most recent school board election, when our very own “God told me to run” candidate was thankfully defeated.

> **[Florida teacher says she is under investigation after showing 5th grade class...](https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/15/us/florida-teacher-disney-movie-gay/index.html)**
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> A fifth-grade teacher said she is being investigated by the Florida Department of Education after she showed her students "Strange World," a 2022 animated Disney movie featuring a character who is biracial and gay.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/247 "2023-05-16T03:34:50Z")

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Isn’t amazing how so many of these “God told me” folks are those who believe God stopped talking to humans about two thousand years ago?

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/248 "2023-05-16T04:13:24Z")

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> Guess What? [Mem Fox’s children’s book has been banned in Florida as ‘pornography’](https://theconversation.com/guess-what-mem-foxs-childrens-book-has-been-banned-in-florida-as-pornography-but-bathing-is-not-a-sexual-act-205657) – but bathing is not a sexual act.

There’s an image of the “pornography” in that link.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/249 "2023-05-16T04:52:38Z")

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Money quote fromt that link:

> Duval County is a county of 997,000 people in Florida. It is not important.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/250 "2023-05-17T11:10:03Z")

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[Islamophobia in South Korea blocks the construction of a mosque.](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/5/17/pig-heads-bbqs-mosque-backlash-tests-s-korea-religious-freedom) Just “good Christians being Christian”, ya’ll! The combination of concerns about homosexuality and Islam is weird, though. Or maybe I just haven’t heard about it before now.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/251 "2023-05-17T13:53:51Z")

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Fanatics can’t be bothered with logical consistency. Queers = bad. Mooslums = bad. Therefore bad + bad = BAD!!!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/252 "2023-05-19T01:17:25Z")

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When I was on a visit to Seoul in 1976 I saw a big mosque that I was told had been financed by Mid East business interests. I wonder how it is faring. I didn’t go inside, but it was a nice looking building on the outside. Here it is

> **[Seoul Central Mosque: First Mosque In Korea - The Seoul Guide](https://www.theseoulguide.com/seoul-central-mosque/)**
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> Seoul Central Mosque is Korea's first and Seoul's only mosque or masjid. It is located at the top of a hill above the busy neighborhood of Itaewon.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/253 "2023-05-19T02:43:58Z")

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It’s a beautiful building, IMHO, much better looking than the other buildings in the neighborhood. I’ve taken my wife to see it, although we had to go into different rooms since they segregate the men and women during prayers. The last time I was there was in 2000 just before the pandemic caused travel disruptions. At that time, there were notices about the upcoming renovation of the complex. It is, after all, an old building now. When I first went there back in the late 1970s, I was given a nice bilingual Qur’an (Arabic/English). Today, you can buy bilingual Qur’an in a number of languages at a just downhill from the mosque.

The [Wiki page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seoul_Central_Mosque) has this interesting bit of history:

> President [Park Chung-hee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park_Chung-hee) offered the Korean Muslim Federation land on which to build a proper mosque as a gesture of good will to potential Middle Eastern allies for the still young Republic of Korea.[[3]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seoul_Central_Mosque#cite_note-:2-3) The governments of [Saudi Arabia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudi_Arabia) and several other Middle Eastern nations responded by providing funds to aid in the construction of the mosque.[[2]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seoul_Central_Mosque#cite_note-:1-2) Most of the funds came from Saudi Arabia.[[4]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seoul_Central_Mosque#cite_note-4)

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/254 "2023-05-19T04:27:29Z")

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Thank you so much for the update! I still wish I’d had time to see it. I’m not Muslim but I do know some of the rules for behavior and think I wouldn’t have been too much of an ugly American.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/255 "2023-05-19T05:12:08Z")

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My wife is from Busan. There is a [nice mosque](https://www.tripadvisor.com.sg/Attraction_Review-g297884-d8285475-Reviews-Busan_Al_Fatah_Masjid-Busan.html). I’ve never been inside, but most of the photos at that link show it to be decent. The washing stations to prepary for prayer seem to have been hit hard by being close to the ocean (salt air).

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/256 "2023-05-23T14:52:56Z")

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Franklin Graham has revealed that every “demon from hell” [has been unleashed on society](https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/franklin-graham-christian-media-convention-demon-hell-turned-loose-society).

That apparently includes Amazon.

But we already had suspicions. 👹

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/257 "2023-05-23T15:02:18Z")

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(Quote from article)

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> Miller added, “Franklin Graham has devoted his life to meeting the needs of hurting people around the world and proclaiming the Gospel of Jesus Christ.”

Let me fix that for you:

_Franklin Graham has devoted his life to ~~meeting the needs of~~ hurting people around the world_

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/258 "2023-05-24T00:28:35Z")

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I miss the good ol’ days when Microsoft was in league with the anti-Christ.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/259 "2023-05-24T03:43:50Z")

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He’s not lying. He’s meeting the nees of “hurting the people”. Whatever that task, the task of hurting the peope, needs, he’ll meet it.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/260 "2023-05-26T22:09:15Z")

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This is more of an Omnibus Stupid Religious Fucks in the NEWS.  
The town of Gower,MO (pop 1500) is expecting 10,000 - 15,000 people per day to see a NON-decomposing body of Sister Wilhelmina Lancastera (4 year old corpse).

> **[Sheriff: Expect 10k-15k people per day over weekend to see body of exhumed nun](https://www.kctv5.com/2023/05/26/sheriff-expect-10k-15k-people-per-day-over-weekend-see-body-exhumed-nun/)**
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> Despite her death being four years ago, the body of Sr. Wilhelmina appears to be incorrupt.

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