# Omnibus Religious Fucks in the NEWS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066 "2022-02-07T18:33:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1221 "2026-07-22T12:02:42Z")

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Somebody inside the church reported the situation while it was happening; that alone puts it heads and shoulders over a lot of other look-the-other-way situations we only hear about years/decades after the fact.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1222 "2026-07-24T22:11:25Z")

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SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!

> **[Monks in Scotland warned against consecrating their own bishop - The Tablet](https://www.thetablet.co.uk/news/monks-in-scotland-warned-against-consecrating-their-own-bishop/)**
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> The diocese of Aberdeen has told the Sons of the Most Holy Redeemer on Papa Stronsay that their plan to consecrate Fr Michael Mary is “unlawful and a grave

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1223 "2026-07-24T22:21:48Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!

“We’re sick and tired of your isms, schisms games”…

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1224 "2026-07-25T00:48:13Z")

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They’re like the sovereign citizens of the RCC.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1225 "2026-07-25T08:55:49Z")

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Who owns the monestary?

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1226 "2026-07-25T09:06:50Z")

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Probably the monks. Most Catholic Churches, rectories, etc., are locally owned by the diocese, the religious order, etc.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1227 "2026-07-25T09:47:43Z")

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> [@Stratocaster](#):
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> They’re like the sovereign citizens of the RCC.

This particular group are apparently sedevacantists of the “Vatican II was wrong and every pope since Paul VI is illegitimate” variety. They reconciled with the Church during Benedict’s papacy (because of COURSE he did) but have since gone off the deep end again. They were founded in 1988 and the founder is still their leader today, and he’s apparently going to be the one to be illegitimately elevated as a bishop, by another sedevacantist bishop who claims apostolic succession from the excommunicated brother of the late dictator of South Vietnam. This all comes shortly after one of the monks apparently drowned himself after the founder disavowed Vatican II and three others “escaped” their island hermitage (AFAIK, the monastery are the only inhabitants of the island, one of the smaller Orkneys) on a clandestine late-night sailing because they couldn’t countenance the heresy.

Tradcath stuff is WEIRD.

> **[Sons of the Most Holy Redeemer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sons_of_the_Most_Holy_Redeemer)**
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> The Congregation of the Sons of the Most Holy Redeemer (Latin: Filii Sanctissimi Redemptoris; FSSR), commonly known as The Sons and The Transalpine Redemptorists, are a sedevacantist religious institute. They were formed in 1988 as a traditionalist offshoot of the Redemptorists, following a monastic rule based on that of Saint Alphonsus Liguori. In 2008, they reconciled with the Catholic Church and were later formally erected by the Catholic Church as a religious institute in 2012. The institute...

> **[Ngô Đình Thục](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ng%C3%B4_%C4%90%C3%ACnh_Th%E1%BB%A5c)**
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> Pierre Martin Ngô Đình Thục (.mw-parser-output .IPA-label-small{font-size:85%}.mw-parser-output .references .IPA-label-small,.mw-parser-output .infobox .IPA-label-small,.mw-parser-output .navbox .IPA-label-small{font-size:100%}Vietnamese pronunciation: \[ŋo ɗîŋ̟ tʰùk\]) (6 October 1897 – 13 December 1984) was a Vietnamese Catholic prelate who served as the first Archbishop of Huế in the Republic of Vietnam from 1960 until 1968. He later lived in exile in Europe due to the unrest in his country and ...

> **[Trio make secret late-night escape from religious group in Orkney after...](https://www.thenational.scot/news/26123868.3-followers-religious-group-make-late-night-escape-orkney/)**
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> THREE followers from a religious group based in Orkney have made a late-night secret escape from the island in the wake of the death of a monk from…

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1228 "2026-07-26T18:31:20Z")

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Last night, I learned about the existence of [a](https://mooncross.org/)group whose goal is to put a cross on the moon.

> **[Cross On The Moon Coalition](https://mooncross.org/)**
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> The Cross on the Moon Coalition is an organization that is focused on uniting people through our savior Jesus Christ. We are on a mission to send a cross to the lunar surface to consecrate the heavens and remind humanity that God is the center of the...

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1229 "2026-07-26T18:35:08Z")

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If people are having to escape from this island monastery, how are the local secular authorities not getting involved?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1230 "2026-07-26T18:41:16Z")

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As I understand it, the Tradcath cultists _are_ “the local authorities”.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1231 "2026-07-26T19:09:11Z")

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Scotland is the local authority. And I’m sure that Scotland has laws against kidnapping.

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**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1232 "2026-07-26T19:11:42Z")

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Better hope they’ve never read Heinlein’s “The Man Who Sold the Moon.”

“To solve the tougher financial problems, Harriman exploits commercial and political rivalries. He implies to the Moka-Coka company, for example, that rival soft drink maker 6+ plans to turn the Moon into [a massive billboard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_advertising "Space advertising"), using a rocket to scatter black dust on the surface in patterns. To an anti-Communist associate, he suggests that the Russians may print the [hammer and sickle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer_and_sickle "Hammer and sickle") across the face of the Moon if [they get to it first](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Moonshot "Soviet Moonshot").”

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1233 "2026-07-26T19:43:01Z")

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Well, at least they are not flat earthers, their perspective is much more nuanced 🙄  
[![](https://mooncross.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/MoonJesusRio-768x953.jpg.webp) ](https://mooncross.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/MoonJesusRio-768x953.jpg.webp)  
As they write in the webpage you linked to:

> # 2030
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> **The Coalition’s HOPE-1 mission is complete. The Cross, the ultimate unifying symbol of grace and glory, sanctifies the lunar surface. Christ’s message of peace and salvation has gone beyond Earth’s bounds.**

And they have Congressman Michael Guest from Mississippi on their side!

Speaking of perspective: God goes to the Moon when they bring a message of peace and salvation through _the ultimate unifying symbol of grace and glory_. That is the cross, not the half moon. I can hardly wait.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1234 "2026-07-26T20:13:54Z")

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Credit where it’s due, that’s a really cool photograph.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1235 "2026-07-26T20:29:38Z")

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The church sign said “EVERYONE WELCOME.” Sorry, there are exceptions to that, and this is one of them.

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**Author:** ![IkesAcolyte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ikesacolyte/32/19012_2.png) [@IkesAcolyte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IkesAcolyte)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1236 "2026-07-26T20:31:37Z")

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In Atlanta the “Welcome All” or “Everyone Welcome” signs are typically a signal that they _aren’t_ that kind of church, but I guess it might vary from place to place.

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1237 "2026-07-26T20:32:37Z")

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Gosh, instead of using those resources to feed the hungry, house the homeless, or even maintain their local buildings?

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1238 "2026-07-26T20:39:36Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Credit where it’s due, that’s a really cool photograph.

Credit where it’s due would be fine with me. Not one picture on that webpage is attributed to a photographer or copyrighted (perhaps I missed it? May be well hidden). They also show a Hubble Deep Field image, no copyright, no attribution either. Only in the URL if you open the picture in a new tab they mention where they took it from: Hubble. Not NASA. Even if NASA’s picures were public domain (are they?), you should say where you took them from in my book. There is another image of the same Rio de Janeiro Christ with a moon, only slightly askew and a different size on the top of the page. I am beginning to suspect there is some AI involved in this image.

No, that is not cool for me. Yes, it is a nice picture at first sight. But the ciscumstances… no, I don’t like it.

The rest of the page looks like bullshit to me.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1239 "2026-07-26T20:42:14Z")

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There will always be poor. It’s written in the Bible.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-fucks-in-the-news/959066/1240 "2026-07-26T21:05:44Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> Even if NASA’s picures were public domain (are they?)

They are. All works created by the federal government, or employees of the federal government in the course of their employment, are automatically public domain. NASA also has a policy that all data collected from any NASA mission is publicly available at latest a year after it’s collected (the individuals in charge of particular missions can and often do choose to release it earlier, often immediately).

Given that, I’m not surprised to not see any attribution on a NASA image, even though it would be good form to include it. But you’re right that the lack of photo credits on the other images is an issue, and likely does indicate AI work. Which really should have occurred to me.

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