# Omnibus "religious people who think they control the virus" thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 29, 2020, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616 "2020-03-29T19:40:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/382 "2020-08-29T21:31:19Z")

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Turns out the faith of a mustard seed is trumped by the faith of a virus.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/383 "2020-09-02T17:10:24Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Turns out the Faith of a mustard seed is trumped by the faith of a virus.

Well, you know, when Jesus was coining that aphorism, a mustard seed was pretty much the smallest thing he could think of that people would be able to relate to. If everybody had known about viruses then, he probably would have said “faith as small as a virus”…

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/384 "2020-09-09T16:12:05Z")

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What’s this, a pitch for a Captain & Tennille song?

> **[Pope Francis: Confront Covid with unbounded love - Vatican News](https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2020-09/pope-francis-confront-covid-with-unbounded-love.html)**
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> At the General Audience on Wednesday, Pope Francis says it is “time to improve our social love.”

Yes, I’m aware that “Captain” died last year.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/385 "2020-09-18T12:28:58Z")

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[Yet another anti-mask pastor contracts Covid-19, goes to ICU.](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2020/sep/16/after-balking-at-masks-pastor-and-church-staff-in-/)

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/386 "2020-09-18T15:22:28Z")

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I was coming to post the same thing. He’s in the ICU and still saying “meh, do what you want”. What a fucking moron. I know it would be awful for insurance to deny coverage based on stupidity, but that bill should be partially paid for by this dipshit. Two weeks in ICU is an expensive bill.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/387 "2020-11-17T14:57:10Z")

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> **[After Repeatedly Vowing He'd Never Get COVID-19, E.W. Jackson Reveals He...](https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/after-repeatedly-vowing-hed-never-get-covid-19-e-w-jackson-reveals-he-contracted-the-virus/)**
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> From the very beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, right-wing pastor and radio host E.W. Jackson dismissed concerns about the virus and vowed to defy

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/388 "2020-11-17T15:13:25Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> What’s this, a pitch for a Captain & Tennille song?

Covid will keep us apart, aww yes it will.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/389 "2020-11-28T05:32:27Z")

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Religious douchebag extraordinaire Tony Spell’s appeal to the Supreme Court has been denied. He will (hopefully) now have to face criminal charges for repeatedly violating Covid restrictions by having large, indoor, maskless gatherings. And for almost hitting a protestor with his Church bus. He’s already lost his lawsuit against the governor’s coronavirus restrictions, so we will see if he actually gets punished for repeatedly risking the lives of thousands of people.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-religious-people-who-think-they-control-the-virus-thread/850616/390 "2020-12-23T11:06:57Z")

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Kirk “Pro Life, My Ass” Cameron does his best to spread covid-19 infections among humankind in California. Burn in hell, asshole. Should be a fucking crime.

> **[Ignoring warnings, Kirk Cameron hosts 2nd caroling event as COVID-19 surges...](https://abc7chicago.com/kirk-cameron-caroling-thousands-oaks-covid-19-coronavirus/8989700/)**
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> Dozens of people, most of them not wearing masks, showed up for a second caroling event hosted by actor Kirk Cameron in Thousand Oaks, as the region deals with a dangerous surge in COVID-19 cases and deaths.

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