You realize that he’s masturbating like a motherfucker while he reads these comments, right?
All? The thousands who have died haven’t turned out healthy, now, have they?
When did the pastor’s ***wife ***become the theological expert? Does she come by it through osmosis?
Mostly? By the way, do you happen to know what a lie is?
Oh, I have so many questions about this “church” of yours. What religion and domination? How many parishioners attend regularly?
Did the preacher make an announcement from the pulpit and say - “Since we can only have ten people at the service everyone but Suntan Lotion is out of luck, but Suntan Lotion can come over to my house and we’ll have church just for her”? Or did you win a lottery or draw the short straw? Were you the highest bidder? Did the other parishioners care?
Or is he “having church” at his house all day, one worshiper at a time? Why not just live stream the service like all the other churches are doing. Because it seems that the objections to the prohibitions on live services revolve around losing the community aspect. Which you still lose when you “have church” one person at a time.
Or maybe he cancelled services and all the members of the church but one were cool with it and that one person was just such a pain in the ass about losing liberty and freedom that he just invited her over to shut her up. Because it sounds to me like you were just visiting your preacher at his house, not “having church”. If it’s true at all.
TL dr I think Suntan Lotion is a liar.
He’s lying in the service of God. That makes it OK.
By injection, silly.
They’ve had a ministry for years, started their church in January. Rented a public place, now off limits. There were about thirty there when I first went. Christian, no denomination. We have church, word IP songs, communion, teaching. We have church right now in their home. Last week, besides me there were two guys. They sent a message out saying if people didn’t want to come at this time, they understood. They do video it. Yes, they said its OK I come there. God will not give us a spirit of fear. Now, where did I lie? Oh, I’m a female.
Can you elaborate on what type of “teachings”? Is it just the bible? What else?
With all these service options available, I don’t understand why you just don’t video it too. It is absolutely safer for you and your family church. Look at it this way: this god has sent you a message. He’s warned you through many experts that it’s dangerous to attend church. Why listen to the preacher?
Listen, them snakes ain’t gonna handle themselves.
Isn’t handling yourself a sin?
God apparently hates Africans, though. The AIDS epidemic, the Ebola epidemic, the COVID epidemic and now, making its grand debut, the worst locust horde in memory at 400 times the number that hit Africa in June 2019. This is a continent with 20 million food-deprived people, all of whom are about to be in danger of starving to death. Can someone explain why a “loving” god would allow this? Oh right, it’s one of his fucking mysteries.
If we weren’t supposed to handle ourselves, we wouldn’t be able to reach.
Still wondering what I lied about. Makes note. That poster bobot. Pray for him.
I thought it was to punish the US for tolerating homosexuality. For an omnipotent being, He has lousy aim.
But the virus will give you a lingering death as you slowly drown on your own fluids. Or if not you, your mom or your coworker or the random stranger you pass it to.
Not your problem, though, right? Praise god.
I think we should quit feeding Suntan Lotion. He should distance himself back under that bridge,
He just has a hard time believing that you actually are as stupid as you are acting. Poe’s Law, and all that. In case you are, we’ll be sure to think for you.
Not without a song. Praise The Lord, Pass The Snakes
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Ahhhhh.