# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/181 "2021-03-09T23:25:39Z")
nevermind ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/182 "2021-03-09T23:26:02Z")
He was. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/183 "2021-03-09T23:39:59Z")
Getting back to Stupid MFers in the news, the one-man hive of scum and villainy that is Piers Morgan got into a spot of bother when, having spent years saying horrible things about Meghan (nee Markle), he decided to double down and continue to say nasty things about her after the Oprah interview in which she revealed that she had been suicidal over her treatment. Morgan also got into a bit of a tiff with his show’s weather presenter Alex Beresford on the subject before storming off in a petulant snit. The television regulator Ofcom received over 41,000 complaints over Morgan’s assholery, resulting in ITV giving him the boot. We may now expect the usual crowd to whine about “cancel culture”, and for Morgan to immediately get a new show somewhere down on the odious end of the television dial. > **[Piers Morgan leaves ITV's Good Morning Britain after row over Meghan remarks](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56334082)** > > It comes as Ofcom receives more than 40,000 complaints over Morgan's comments about the duchess. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/184 "2021-03-10T00:00:43Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I agree, but whose fault is that? It’s a terrible slogan for a good idea. Agreed. It is a terrible slogan. But we have people hear snippets and make snap judgments and will not be swayed by any information. Same people who cannot accept global warming because it still snows in their hometown. Even when they changed it to Climate Change. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/185 "2021-03-10T01:24:46Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Was he banned, too? Here are the threads about it if you’re curious. > [@Starving Artist is banned](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/starving-artist-is-banned/822289): > > Following long discussion among the moderation staff, Starving Artist is banned. It’s become clear - over the last year or two - that sexual violence and harassment against women is an insidious and usually overlooked part of our culture. We have made small changes over this time - moderating out of place sexual jokes in women’s health threads as an example. However, the most important aspect of the Straight Dope Message Board is that we are a community. We can no longer say we didn’t know how… > [@The Banning of Starving Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-banning-of-starving-artist/822291): > > It is traditional to give a list of posts where warnings have been given in a ban post; there is none in the post banning Starving Artist. Could we see a list? ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/186 "2021-03-10T15:31:18Z")
A play in one act. I’m soliciting guesses as to who the main character is: > The weather looks ominous. The forecast calls for snow. I’m trying to decide what I should wear. > “Wear ?” You should be ‘a-wear’ that words don’t have **any intrinsic meaning.** That’s what you should ‘wear.’ And … scene. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/187 "2021-03-11T00:50:15Z")
[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pennsylvania-church-treasurer-stole-dollar150000-spent-it-on-porn-cops-say/ar-BB1esDlT?li=BBnb7Kz](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pennsylvania-church-treasurer-stole-dollar150000-spent-it-on-porn-cops-say/ar-BB1esDlT?li=BBnb7Kz) Sigh, Say it with me people! THERE IS _FREE_ PORN ON THE INTERNET!!! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/188 "2021-03-11T00:54:08Z")
[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-florist-who-admitted-to-being-in-pelosis-office-wants-case-moved-from-dc-because-of-cancel-culture/ar-BB1esH2V?li=BBnb7Kz](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-florist-who-admitted-to-being-in-pelosis-office-wants-case-moved-from-dc-because-of-cancel-culture/ar-BB1esH2V?li=BBnb7Kz) Yeah, that’s a good one. Go with that. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/189 "2021-03-11T01:00:43Z")
Lots of stupid today. [https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/a-militia-member-charged-in-the-capitol-riot-says-her-court-hearing-should-be-delayed-because-her-wedding-ring-is-stuck-lawyer-says/ar-BB1espoW?li=BBnb7Kz](https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/a-militia-member-charged-in-the-capitol-riot-says-her-court-hearing-should-be-delayed-because-her-wedding-ring-is-stuck-lawyer-says/ar-BB1espoW?li=BBnb7Kz) Stuck? In what?? ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/190 "2021-03-11T02:04:25Z")
From the article: > [@](#): > > “When Mrs. Meggs was taken to the Jacksonville International Airport, she was denied boarding of the aircraft because she was wearing her wedding ring, which apparently cannot be removed past the knuckle on her ring finger,” [her attorney, David Anthony Wilson, wrote in a court filing reviewed by Insider](https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.227816/gov.uscourts.dcd.227816.67.0.pdf). “She was then taken back to the jail in Orlando, Florida where the officials there refused to cut the ring from her finger. To this day she remains languishing in that facility.” That article is some shoddy journalism. You don’t just report that “excuse” and not explain what her ring has to do with anything. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/191 "2021-03-11T02:07:21Z")
Why would a wedding ring cause someone to be denied boarding? Don’t most people leave them on when going through the metal detector? Couldn’t the TSA just have done a manual pat-down and used a hand-held metal detector on her? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/192 "2021-03-11T02:08:34Z")
Just put the idiot on a fucking train. Coach. Amtrak runs from Jacksonville to DC. Or a greyhound bus. Milk run. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/193 "2021-03-11T02:11:01Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > That article is some shoddy journalism. You don’t just report that “excuse” and not explain what her ring has to do with anything. - I read the article. Everyone seems to be avoiding answering that question. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/194 "2021-03-11T02:40:13Z")
Maybe Florida officials just don’t want her to stand trial in DC. I don’t think this ploy is going to last long. My wedding ring is made of titanium and it never gets a reaction. So unless her wedding ring is made of high explosives (and that would explain why they won’t cut it off) then it’s completely bogus. In addition to the other suggestions, maybe we could find Gollum to throw into her cell with her, after convincing him that it is the Precious. Then stand back and see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/195 "2021-03-11T02:53:01Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > > [@aurora\_maire](#): > > > > That article is some shoddy journalism. You don’t just report that “excuse” and not explain what her ring has to do with anything. - > > I read the article. Everyone seems to be avoiding answering that question. The article is reporting what her attorney wrote in a court filing, so there was no opportunity for follow-up questions. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/196 "2021-03-11T03:10:46Z")
Apparently there are wedding rings made from gun parts, maybe that violates FAA regulations for boarding an aircraft? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/197 "2021-03-11T03:18:38Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Apparently there are wedding rings made from gun parts, maybe that violates FAA regulations for boarding an aircraft? - You only see those at a shotgun wedding. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/198 "2021-03-11T03:20:30Z")
So how did Connie Meggs get to Washington for the insurrection? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/199 "2021-03-11T03:31:47Z")
Ha! 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/200 "2021-03-11T04:41:47Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > THERE IS _FREE_ PORN ON THE INTERNET!!! Sure, but it tends to give your PC an STD. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=11)