# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1990 "2021-12-08T06:09:10Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I’m part of a group that sets hardware standards for our agency and there are some real security concerns with Bluetooth peripherals. You bet your ass there are security concerns with Bluetooth peripherals. [![](http://www.verydodgy.com/pics/computing/bluetooth.jpg) ](http://www.verydodgy.com/pics/computing/bluetooth.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1991 "2021-12-08T16:34:35Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’m no security expert, but I believe that is the concern here. [Kamala Harris Is Right: Bluetooth Is a Security Risk](https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkpgd7/kamala-harris-is-right-bluetooth-is-a-security-risk) I’m sure Trump used Bluetooth…if he even knew what it was. He’d probably complain that his teeth aren’t blue – he just had 'em bleached this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1992 "2021-12-09T21:51:40Z")
The guy who burned the Fox Christmas tree says that it was _actually_ the moms that want to rape their fucking daughters who burned it. > **[Fox Christmas tree arson suspect released without bail](https://nypost.com/2021/12/09/fox-christmas-tree-arson-suspect-craig-tamanaha-released-not-eligible-for-bail/amp/)** > > The arsonist who allegedly torched the Fox News Christmas tree was freed after his arraignment Wednesday night because his charges were not eligible for bail under new liberal reform laws. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1993 "2021-12-09T22:30:08Z")
Fox News, The New York Post, and Wall Street Journal are all there in that same building? That’s downright incestuous. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1994 "2021-12-09T22:51:13Z")
Why? They are all owned by Murdoch. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1995 "2021-12-09T23:45:16Z")
How else can they get asinine bullshit stories based on “people are talking about XXX”. They just head to the office next door and listen to some bullshit that people there are talking about, and then head back and report it as “news” that “people are talking about” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1996 "2021-12-09T23:48:26Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The guy who burned the Fox Christmas tree says that it was _actually_ the moms that want to rape their fucking daughters who burned it. He’s clearly dealing with mental illness, most likely exacerbated by drug addiction. I find it sad more than anything. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1997 "2021-12-09T23:53:34Z")
Sounds like your typical Fox viewer to me. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1998 "2021-12-10T03:14:31Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Fox News, The New York Post, and Wall Street Journal are all there in that same building? That’s downright incestuous. Makes for a tempting target though, don’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1999 "2021-12-10T03:28:03Z")
Evil bastard kills family because of conspiracy theory > **[Conspiracy Theorist Allegedly Killed Family ‘Over Fake Vaccine Certificate’](https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5qvw3/german-conspiracy-theorist-killed-family-police)** > > German authorities say the man turned a gun on his family and then himself because he was scared the state would take his kids away. > German police say they believe a man, who has been referred to as Devid R., committed the quadruple murder-suicide last week. Prosecutor Gernot Bantleon told the [German Press Agency on Tuesday](https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/07/german-family-deaths-linked-to-fake-covid-certificate-says-prosecutor) that in a suicide note, the man indicated the couple was worried that the government would take their kids away because his wife was found with a fake vaccination certificate he’d provided to her. Actual punishment for a fake card - a fine. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2000 "2021-12-10T11:28:38Z")
Homeless guy? BULLSHIT! It was antifa . . . la la la la, la la la la! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2001 "2021-12-10T15:33:30Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [The blonde, white Capitol rioter who bragged her race and status would keep her from prison is sentenced to 60 days in prison - Boing Boing](https://boingboing.net/2021/11/04/the-blonde-white-capitol-rioter-who-bragged-her-race-and-status-would-keep-her-from-prison-is-sentenced-to-60-days-in-prison.html) > > > “Definitely not going to jail. Sorry I have blonde hair white skin a great job a great future and I’m not going to jail,” she wrote. I wish somebody would make a reality show about Jenna in prison. I want to see her trying out the slang she learns from Youtube. > **[Capitol rioter who flew to DC on a private jet says she's preparing for her...](https://www.businessinsider.com/capitol-rioter-jenna-ryan-preparing-prison-learn-slang-meet-consultants-2021-12)** > > Jenna Ryan was sentenced to 60 days in a Texas prison after pleading guilty to parading on Capitol grounds on January 6. [![](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1923366/steve-buscemi.jpg?w=1600&h=1200&q=88&f=aa8b3819d866ff312dec011d1ace174b) ](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1923366/steve-buscemi.jpg?w=1600&h=1200&q=88&f=aa8b3819d866ff312dec011d1ace174b) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2002 "2021-12-10T15:42:44Z")
> **['I'm gonna end up losing weight': Capitol rioter describes jail like a...](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/capitol-rioter-jenna-ryan-prison-lose-weight/)** > > Convicted Capitol rioter Jenna Ryan roasted over a TikTok in which she says she's going to lose weight and work out in jail. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2003 "2021-12-10T15:45:15Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > the moms that want to rape their fucking daughters > [@Senegoid](#): > > That’s downright incestuous. That’s an interesting juxtaposition of consecutive posts. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2004 "2021-12-11T02:17:30Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I wish somebody would make a reality show about Jenna in prison. I want to see her trying out the slang she learns from Youtube. It’s going to be just a 2-month vacation in a minimum-security Club Fed for her. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2005 "2021-12-11T17:34:05Z")
Oh. But I thought she wasn’t going to jail because she was blonde and white. Never mind, then. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2006 "2021-12-11T20:09:27Z")
Be funny if someone Banksys\* her bus bench ads to show her wearing jailbird stripes. Not quite as _satisfying_ as her losing everything, but we might have to take what we can get. \*(sp? I’m trying to use Banksy as a verb) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2007 "2021-12-11T21:08:56Z")
Impossible Foods has started selling a new meat-substitute line, which has [run into a bit of a snag because of naming](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/tapestry/impossible-pork-and-family-secrets-1.6270847/why-plant-based-pork-is-giving-some-jews-and-muslims-pause-1.6273076). There is some serious stupid on both sides here. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2008 "2021-12-11T22:30:21Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > \*(sp? I’m trying to use Banksy as a verb) Hurry → hurries so I assume Banksy → Banksies. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2009 "2021-12-11T23:05:41Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Hurry → hurries so I assume Banksy → Banksies. Yes, it works with all transitive verbs that end in consonant-y too. bury → buries empty → empties study → studies glorify → glorifies I cannot find any transitive verb that ends in --sy, perhaps that’s why it’s not immediately intuitive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=99) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=101)