# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2610 "2022-02-25T01:34:50Z")

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This should be in NSRIotD2, because she is clearly a R (bluer than the bluest of the bluedogs).

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2611 "2022-02-25T03:06:29Z")

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> [@Tulsi Gabbard as quoted by Rick\_Kitchen above](#):
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> This war and suffering could have easily been avoided if Biden Admin/NATO had simply acknowledged Russia’s legitimate security concerns regarding Ukraine’s becoming a member of NATO, which would mean US/NATO forces right on Russia’s border

Well Putin has the solution to that! Just take over Ukraine and make it part of Russia, and then . . .

. . . he’ll have NATO nations right on Russia’s border!

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2612 "2022-02-25T03:34:34Z")

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That occurred to me, too. If he brings Ukraine into the borders of Russia, then the NATO countries will just have to get out of NATO to acknowledge his legitimate security concerns.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2613 "2022-02-25T03:53:50Z")

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> [@Ziberian](#):
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> And the US trucker convoy rolls tomorrow – arriving in DC Sat March 5.

Why not just call them “Putin’s Convoy”.

That’s who is sponsoring them.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2614 "2022-02-25T04:04:18Z")

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Wasn’t the “People’s Convoy” supposed to arrive to coincide with the State of the Union address?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2615 "2022-02-25T04:16:04Z")

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Is that the date Putin addresses the Duma?

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**Author:** ![Ziberian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/919ad9/32.png) [@Ziberian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ziberian)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2616 "2022-02-25T13:19:05Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Why not just call them “Putin’s Convoy”.

Putin may be the driving force getting them organized, but the money is coming from the suckers who follow Trump. Someone is making a LOT of money on this and it’s not the participating truckers

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> Wasn’t the “People’s Convoy” supposed to arrive to coincide with the State of the Union address?

Not sure what happened with that plan. Supposedly some of the convoys originating in the east will arrive in DC this weekend. But, so far, it looks like this is going to be a big fizzle.

Putin may be significant in turning this convoy into a non-event. With the world facing WWIII, there will be little patience or sympathy, or news space, for these idiots if they do bring a crowd to DC. If this event fails or gets beaten up (metaphorically) enough due to their timing, maybe these coup attempts will end for now.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2617 "2022-02-25T13:32:12Z")

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Man, the Four Horsemen are really screwed up nowadays. I remember there was supposed to be War, and we’ve got Pestilence, but I don’t recall Assholes being one of the Apocalypse Riders.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2618 "2022-02-25T13:36:27Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Man, the Four Horsemen are really screwed up nowadays. I remember there was supposed to be War, and we’ve got Pestilence, but I don’t recall Assholes being one of the Apocalypse Riders. -

They’re not. They’re just following behind.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2619 "2022-02-25T13:46:43Z")

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One of them has got to be Things Not Working Properly Even After You’ve Given them A Really Good Thumping.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2620 "2022-02-25T13:49:11Z")

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Oh, you mean People Covered In Fish!

Yeah, they got hung up in traffic.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2621 "2022-02-25T21:20:32Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> but I don’t recall Assholes being one of the Apocalypse Riders.

There are always a lot more horses’ asses than there are horses.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2622 "2022-02-26T00:15:49Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Tulsi Gabbard today.  
> This war and suffering could have easily been avoided if Biden Admin/NATO had simply acknowledged Russia’s legitimate security concerns regarding Ukraine’s becoming a member of NATO, which would mean US/NATO forces right on Russia’s border  
> [https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1496695830715142148](https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1496695830715142148)

etc.

Do you have any comment, or are you just going to tell us verbatim what the tweets say, then post the tweets?

Nothing personal; it’s just a pet peeve of mine.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2623 "2022-02-26T00:18:19Z")

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So block me then. Nobody forces you to read my posts.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2624 "2022-02-26T00:24:01Z")

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I’d _LOVE_ to read _your_ posts. Do you plan to write some any time soon?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2625 "2022-02-26T00:27:26Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> They’re not. They’re just following behind.

Which is of course is the natural tendency of assholes. If only we could convince them to carry shovels.

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**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2626 "2022-02-26T00:54:28Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> So block me then. Nobody forces you to read my posts.

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I’d _LOVE_ to read _your_ posts. Do you plan to write some any time soon?

You go, my friend!

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2627 "2022-02-26T02:39:10Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Do you have any comment, or are you just going to tell us verbatim what the tweets say, then post the tweets?

This is very reminiscent of half the articles on Raw Story and some over at HuffPost.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2628 "2022-02-26T02:43:21Z")

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This could’ve been posted in about eight other threads…

> **[Marjorie Taylor Greene Insists 2020 Election Was Rigged, But 'No, I Don't...](https://ca.movies.yahoo.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-insists-2020-000542008.html)**
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> "I know for a fact there was so much wrong in that election, and I believe it was stolen," Greene said at CPAC, but added: "Do I know how? No, I don’t know how.”

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/2629 "2022-02-26T02:46:01Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> This could’ve been posted in about eight other threads…

I can’t define a Rigged Election, but I know one when I see one!

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