# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3010 "2022-04-25T16:02:03Z")
How are they still a thing? How can they _afford_ to still be a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3011 "2022-04-25T16:03:45Z")
Stupidity and malice is an inexhaustible wellspring of motivation. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3012 "2022-04-25T16:22:39Z")
I’m sure there’s a right-wing crowdfunding site involved… one with one heckuva house rake, if you get my drift. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3013 "2022-04-25T17:07:41Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Some random “People’s Convoy” (damn commies) went to the Bay area, got all lost, and the locals egged them on What a beautiful sight. I’d have just used water balloons, what with the price of eggs. Still, the young and old, all races and creeds, united against the clueless wannabe fascists, it brought joy to my heart. And so many aging hippies! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3014 "2022-04-25T17:10:52Z")
They are always so surprised that the general public doesn’t agree with them. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3015 "2022-04-25T17:32:48Z")
Who would want these dumbshits driving through their neighborhood laying on their horns and doing burnouts? What a bunch of grade-A asshats. No one likes you. I bet your dogs even piss in your shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3016 "2022-04-25T17:42:05Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Who would want these dumbshits driving through their neighborhood laying on their horns and doing burnouts? They definitely weren’t winning any converts, or demonstrating to the locals that they have been duped by the democrats. But they are doing a (mostly) successful job at intimidation and terror tactics. Funny that some people don’t like them, ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3017 "2022-04-25T17:52:23Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > What a beautiful sight. I’d have just used water balloons, what with the price of eggs. Yes, but would you put water in them, given the wide variety of alternatives? I’d use beer, personally. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3018 "2022-04-25T17:54:25Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > No one likes you. I bet your dogs even piss in your shoes. Oh, SO close … > **[The People’s Convoy Can’t Stop Their Own Dogs From Peeing on Their Food](https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-peoples-convoy-cant-stop-their-own-dogs-from-peeing-on-their-food)** > > They claim to be working to stop vaccine mandates, but now their attention has turned territorial, hoping to just stop their dogs from destroying their food supply. > But now, in California, they have a new issue on their hands: Their own dogs are urinating on their food. [as posted previously] ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3019 "2022-04-25T17:54:57Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’d use beer, personally. You’d need something to pressurize it, but yea, that would leave a stink. Especially if one managed to get one inside the cab. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3020 "2022-04-25T17:59:42Z")
I knew it! No one likes these fucking clowns. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3021 "2022-04-25T18:03:15Z")
Someone must, right? Right? Else how are they getting gas money? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3022 "2022-04-25T18:12:53Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’d use beer, personally. Can I filter it through my kidneys first? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3023 "2022-04-25T19:52:03Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Can I filter it through my kidneys first? That will leave an even better stink! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3024 "2022-04-25T20:25:52Z")
Beer’s good, but a nice, sugary clear soda would work better. After a couple hours in the heat, that syrup would be a bear to get off. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3025 "2022-04-25T20:49:56Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Beer’s good, but a nice, sugary clear soda would work better. Put some Sprite in a really powerful Super-Soaker. [![](https://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/NERF-Super-Soaker-Hydra.jpg) ](https://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/NERF-Super-Soaker-Hydra.jpg) Something like this can hold an entire 2-liter bottle and fire it up to 25 feet away in a precise stream (say, through a window). That should get the job done. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3026 "2022-04-25T21:20:16Z")
Oh please. Milk. Whole milk, all over the interior. Impossible to get it all out, and boy will that stink. Of course, these solutions assume that these folks have a sense of smell, which evidence seems to be to the contrary. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3027 "2022-04-26T01:50:17Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > Milk. Whole milk, all over the interior. Impossible to get it all out, and boy will that stink. Bonus points if the milk is ingested, then vomited back up by a car sick child. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3028 "2022-04-26T03:31:15Z")
Oh damn you _still_, **Atamasama** , for the earworm. Anyone not had their unhinged-teacher-going-off-the-rails fix yet, today? Here… > **[High school teacher resigns after calling students ‘idiots’ in...](https://nypost.com/2022/03/23/north-carolina-teacher-resigns-after-calling-kids-idiots/)** > > A foul-mouthed North Carolina teacher resigned after berating students during a lengthy in-class tirade. (from a month ago - already posted?) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3029 "2022-04-26T03:59:26Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Yes, but would you put water in them, given the wide variety of alternatives? I’d use beer, personally. Process it first. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=152)