# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3030 "2022-04-26T04:37:30Z")
Is there a brand of beer infused with copious amounts of asparagine? ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3031 "2022-04-26T10:49:44Z")
I’m sure there are any number of beers that would pair well with various asparagus dishes. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3032 "2022-04-26T23:37:35Z")
Congressman Nimrod tries to take a loaded gun through airport security. I am impressed that they caught it. [Congressman caught bringing loaded gun through airport security (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/congressman-caught-bringing-loaded-gun-through-airport-security/ar-AAWCKW7?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=ce96b55d59a148479d5d65234611f6be) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3033 "2022-04-27T00:32:09Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > Congressman Nimrod tries to take a loaded gun through airport security. > > I am impressed that they caught it. > > [Congressman caught bringing loaded gun through airport security (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/congressman-caught-bringing-loaded-gun-through-airport-security/ar-AAWCKW7?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=ce96b55d59a148479d5d65234611f6be) - This is the second time and all he got was a fucking _ticket_? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3034 "2022-04-27T19:08:55Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > This is the second time and all he got was a fucking _ticket_ ? Technically he is a terrorist, inasmuch as he supported and apologizes for the Capitol Squalltroopers, but we are not allowed to openly call him that since he has not be convicted of being or terrorist, so the TSA are required to continue to treat him as an innocent AWG. “I forgot it was in there” is still an acceptable excuse for average white guys, with no limit on number of incidents. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3035 "2022-04-27T19:44:30Z")
I think it’s a fairly open secret that attempting to carry a gun onto a plane doesn’t generally result in prosecution. Cawthorn’s a bit of a disgusting fuck. This was probably a performance to generate campaign donations, and shore up votes, from his less-than-cerebral-giants base. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3036 "2022-04-27T19:59:04Z")
TSA should through these dumb fucks to the ground, handcuff them and through them in a tiny room for a while and make absolutely sure they miss their flight. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3037 "2022-04-27T20:22:48Z")
just jam a stick in his chair and leave him in the middle of the concourse ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3038 "2022-04-27T22:39:47Z")
Don’t do that. There’s way too much actual mockworthy material on Cawthorn to have to resort to cheap ableist jokes. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3039 "2022-04-27T22:48:55Z")
There was talk that suggested throwing (him) to the floor – I was merely pointing out (in my ham-fisted sort of way) that in his case, that would be a very bad look. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3040 "2022-04-27T23:29:16Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > I think it’s a fairly open secret that attempting to carry a gun onto a plane doesn’t generally result in prosecution. Tell him to bring his gun into Canada, and when the border guards take it, he should loudly tell them to respect his 2nd amendment rights. Maybe boast about how important he is. That will end well. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3041 "2022-04-29T04:45:51Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > TSA should through these dumb fucks to the ground, handcuff them and through them in a tiny room for a while and make absolutely sure they miss their flight. I want to apologize for through/throw. But I am on vacation in Hawaii getting a bit, um, tippsey. And I’m a poor speller to begin with. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3042 "2022-04-29T07:32:17Z")
I love you, bro. And agree with what you (mis)typed. Enjoy your vacation! ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3043 "2022-04-29T09:56:50Z")
In Hawaii but still visiting us. Man, I feel the love. (or am I confusing that with addiction?) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3044 "2022-04-29T11:06:58Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > In Hawaii but still visiting us. Man, I feel the love. We’re everywhere. It’s Dopeworld! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3045 "2022-04-29T16:51:30Z")
Goddam tourists > **[Israel: Bomb scare at airport after US family pack unexploded shell to take...](https://news.sky.com/story/israel-bomb-scare-at-airport-after-us-family-pack-unexploded-shell-to-take-home-as-souvenir-12601317)** > > Video circulated on social media showing panicked passengers running in the departure hall. One man was taken to hospital for treatment for injuries sustained as he tried to flee the area over a baggage carousel. Just cannot leave stuff lay, gotta take it home for a souvenir. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3046 "2022-04-29T21:22:46Z")
It doesn’t say in the article, but I bet they are from Florida. > One man was taken to hospital for treatment for injuries sustained as he tried to flee the area over a baggage carousel, the Israel Airports Authority said. Definitely sounds like Florida Man. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3047 "2022-04-29T21:26:05Z")
Or Clark Griswold. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3048 "2022-04-29T21:42:56Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Clark Griswold _National Lampoon’s Israeli Vacation_ just begs to be made. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3049 "2022-04-29T22:56:41Z")
I got the impression that that person was a bystander who heard “boomy thing” and ran for his life, assuming a terrorist threat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=151) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=153)