# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3310 "2022-06-07T17:53:41Z")
Now that it’s turned out that it’s a lie that Kyle Rittenhouse is going to attend Texas A&M, he now says he’s going to be attending a community college. The college says no, he isn’t. > **[Kyle Rittenhouse now says he’s going to Blinn College, after Texas A&M...](https://www.salon.com/2022/06/07/kyle-rittenhouse-now-says-hes-going-to-blinn-college-after-texas-aandm-said-hes-not-a-student_partner/)** > > Rittenhouse headed to two-year public college after repeatedly falsely claiming he got into big-name schools. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3311 "2022-06-07T18:05:27Z")
Well, Blinn is an open enrollment community college so anybody who wants to take classes can do so. I know some folks who went there. It’s not bad. So they won’t stop him from attending but he kind of has to actually enroll first, which he apparently hasn’t done yet, if he ever will. I think their most recent previous claim to fame was Cam Newton spent a year there playing JuCo after his academic troubles at Florida and before transferring to Auburn. Even won a NCAA Jr college football championship IIRC. They have campuses in College Station and Bryan (pretty much adjacent to College Station) so no doubt Rittenhouse will try to hang out at A&M as much as possible and attempt to transfer in, which is very common for Blinn students. They collaborate so a lot of the credits transfer directly. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3312 "2022-06-07T21:01:37Z")
Ha! Kyle the murderer previously lied about going to Arizona State. He’s just a lying little piece of shit who killed people and then whined that the dead people ruined his last year of high school. He can rot. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3313 "2022-06-07T21:44:39Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > He’s just a lying little piece of shit who killed people They were antifa woke terrorists! He was defending white people from…something! They got what they deserved! It was self-defense! Yes, I read the Yahoo news comments section. I really should stop. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3314 "2022-06-07T22:17:47Z")
Kyle Rittenhouse blames media for stealing his ‘normal life’ . . . during multiple media appearances, [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Nihj9PmyxLc/maxresdefault.jpg "Kyle Rittenhouse Blames Media For Stealing His ‘Normal Life’") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihj9PmyxLc) ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3315 "2022-06-07T22:20:54Z")
Can his 15 minutes of fame be over now? It’s making him think he’s important or something, and he’s more like something I’d scrape of my shoe. I might even burn the shoe afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3316 "2022-06-07T22:26:49Z")
Just skip the first part. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3317 "2022-06-07T22:47:34Z")
I didn’t watch it. I want, very much, to forget his very existence. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3318 "2022-06-07T23:24:51Z")
I meant the part about scraping. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3319 "2022-06-07T23:41:33Z")
nm. wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3320 "2022-06-07T23:46:36Z")
I’d been hoping – against experience – that he was just some dumb kid who’d gotten in over his head and after his near-brush with how actions bring consequences would keep his head down. Apparently not. In a way it reminds me of a comment a _Rolling Stones_ writer had after Abbie Hoffman had his Chicago 7 conviction vacated and was stirring up shit in interviews: “Hey, Abbie? Want my advice? Shut up!” ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3321 "2022-06-08T00:22:08Z")
disregard this post ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3322 "2022-06-08T00:24:17Z")
What post? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3323 "2022-06-08T00:27:56Z")
Not tryin to get Shrodinger-y, just wishing discourse would allow just an “nm”. (not very creative with the 5-word minimum thing) ETA: Ha! But I got away with only three words! And you - two! Og I love cheating the system. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3324 "2022-06-08T00:29:58Z")
I think this works, _Fuck-off Discourse, there’s five words!_ ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3325 "2022-06-08T00:30:32Z")
_ceci n’est pas une post_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3326 "2022-06-08T00:31:20Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > (not very creative with the 5-word minimum thing) - Five characters. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3327 "2022-06-08T00:33:50Z")
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e1/ea/e9/e1eae927b00dd6f41af232d8935acecf.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e1/ea/e9/e1eae927b00dd6f41af232d8935acecf.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3328 "2022-06-08T00:35:47Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Five characters. Oh. heh. Maybe I should read that quite urgently oscillating message more closely next time. Well, I’m in the right thread, anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3329 "2022-06-08T00:44:07Z")
> [@lum\_s\_husband](#): > > ceci n’est pas une post cecil n’est pas un poster [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=165) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=167)