# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3430 "2022-06-14T20:31:53Z")
> [@mordecaiB](#): > > > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > > > It’s a pity Christopher Plummer isn’t around when they need him. > > This went right over my head. [They popped him in to replace Kevin Spacey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsNoHwLxzTU) when things came to light. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3431 "2022-06-14T20:38:09Z")
this is the way. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3432 "2022-06-14T20:55:23Z")
One of the Patriot Front assholes who got arrested in Idaho got told by his mother that he would have to choose between the Patriot Front of his family, and he said he couldn’t abandon his right wing bros, so she kicked him out of the house. > **[Mom kicks white nationalist son out after he got arrested for going to riot...](https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/06/mom-kicks-white-nationalist-son-got-arrested-going-riot-pride/)** > > "Don’t believe the media, mom," Jared Michael Boyce allegedly told his mother. "We were just there because they’re grooming kids... ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3433 "2022-06-14T21:02:18Z")
Harsh, I hope his Patriot Front bros know how to nuke a Hot Pocket and open a juice box. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3434 "2022-06-14T21:06:57Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > “Atamadurian” has a nice sound to it. _The Mandadurian_, coming soon to Disney+. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3435 "2022-06-14T21:08:20Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Atamasalami I feel like we’re almost all the way back to Atamasalami Lee Jones. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3436 "2022-06-14T21:13:58Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > As a Seattle area native Which you have made obvious from time to time, I did not grow up in the Seattle area, but my mom taught me to say “skid **road** ”. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3437 "2022-06-14T21:27:41Z")
> So we should refer to you as **Atamasama-san**? Great, now I’ve got Boy George’s voice stuck in my head… _Atama, Atama, Atama-Sama-Saaaan /_ _You come and go, you come and go-oh-oh-ohhh…_ ---
**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3438 "2022-06-14T22:39:22Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “A bit out there…”? What do they consider batshit insane? No kidding! I’ve had bad neighbors, but none that made their own explosives and had a barbwire fence. Lucky me! > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > [They popped him in to replace Kevin Spacey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsNoHwLxzTU) when things came to light. Gotcha. I’d forgotten about that. > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > One of the Patriot Front assholes who got arrested in Idaho got told by his mother that he would have to choose between the Patriot Front of his family, and he said he couldn’t abandon his right wing bros, so she kicked him out of the house He may be a homeless douchebag with jail time in his future, bit I bet he still thinks he’s an “Alpha Chad.” 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3439 "2022-06-14T23:04:23Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Geoducks are horrifying and delicious. They are also my college mascot. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3440 "2022-06-15T05:33:40Z")
A Florida Man wanted for fraud was caught trying to jet ski to Cuba. > **[Florida Exec Wanted for Fraud Is Nabbed on a Jet Ski Bound for Cuba](https://www.thedailybeast.com/ernesto-cruz-graveran-hialeah-healthcare-exec-accused-of-fraud-is-nabbed-on-a-jet-ski-bound-for-cuba)** > > The jet ski was found fully loaded with enough fuel, water, and food to last the trip, the feds said. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3441 "2022-06-15T05:44:38Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A Florida Man By Florida Man standards, this seems quite well planned out. Except that I’m not sure the Cubans would really have wanted him? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3442 "2022-06-15T05:46:44Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > By Florida Man standards, this seems quite well planned out. Normal Florida Man article would be more along the lines of, “A Florida Man wanted for fraud was caught trying to jet ski to Nebraska.” ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3443 "2022-06-15T12:01:33Z")
> [@mordecaiB](#): > > he still thinks he’s an “Alpha Chad.” Alpha? Hell no, check out that chin. He aspires to be an epsilon. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3444 "2022-06-15T12:29:02Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@Riemann](#): > > > > By Florida Man standards, this seems quite well planned out. > > Normal Florida Man article would be more along the lines of, “A Florida Man wanted for fraud was caught trying to jet ski to Nebraska.”- And he would have made it if it weren’t for all that pesky dirt. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3445 "2022-06-15T12:46:04Z")
Easy-peasy. Across the Gulf to New Orleans, up the Mississippi to St Louis, take the Missouri over and up to Nebraska. And you can refuel along the way. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3446 "2022-06-15T14:15:47Z")
A friend purchased a large boat/small yacht that was in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico. The cost to trailer the boat to western PA was not negligible, so he brought it on the water. Up the Mississippi, eventually reaching his home on the Allegheny River. Captaining a brand new (to him) boat, bigger than he’d ever experienced, was an experience. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3447 "2022-06-15T16:03:32Z")
[https://images.app.goo.gl/764J5hzCLkY1254G8](https://images.app.goo.gl/764J5hzCLkY1254G8) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3448 "2022-06-15T17:14:53Z")
16 years ago, a 16 year old girl was raped and became pregnant. She gave birth to a daughter. The court has now given custody of the now 16 year old daughter to the rapist, and has ordered the victim to pay child support. > **[INVESTIGATIVE UNIT: Rape victim ordered to pay her abuser child support](https://www.wbrz.com/news/investigative-unit-rape-victim-ordered-to-pay-her-abuser-child-support)** > > INVESTIGATIVE UNIT: Rape victim ordered to pay her abuser child support ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3449 "2022-06-15T17:48:54Z")
> But having her daughter taken away weeks ago over allegations she gave her a cell phone left her with a lack of confidence that she’ll ever get a fair shake with justice impossible to find for the past 16 years. What 16 YO in America doesn’t have a cell phone? Hell, I’d be more likely to question her fitness as a mother if she denied the child a phone note not likely to question it for either condition. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=173)