# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 175
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3490 "2022-06-19T16:21:42Z")
At least one woman kissed Jesus’ feet in the Bible pre-holes, and kissing the feet is apparently a [thing in some parts of Christianity.](https://www.podiatryinfocanada.ca/Origins-of-Foot-Washing-&-Foot-Kissing) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3491 "2022-06-19T16:26:07Z")
If this were a cartoon, at some point he’s try to make a muscle and his arm would slump like wet spaghetti. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3492 "2022-06-19T16:27:45Z")
> [@duality72](#): > > Are there ultra-religious foot fetishists that obsess on Jesus’ holey feet? Almost certainly. D **o they have a web site?** Probably. Am I going to have a look for it? Not a chance. - Don’t forget McDonald’s logo is The Golden Arches. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3493 "2022-06-19T17:10:03Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > kissing the feet Sure, but _being_ the feet? What the fuck is that metaphor supposed to mean? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3494 "2022-06-19T17:11:30Z")
> [@duality72](#): > > Are there ultra-religious foot fetishists that obsess on Jesus’ holey feet? I happened on a site, might have been parody, where one page was a diatribe in favor of “antitriclavianism” – the dispute over how many nails were used to affix the dude to the sticks. Because, you see, 3 is a magic number, so they must have just used one on his feet, and we all know what cheap-ass bastards the Romans were. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3495 "2022-06-19T17:23:05Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > we all know what cheap-ass bastards the Romans were. Which is why people were tied during crucifixions. It’s a lot easier and cheaper to use rope. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3496 "2022-06-19T17:28:45Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > At least one woman kissed Jesus’ feet in the Bible pre-holes, and kissing the feet is apparently a [thing in some parts of Christianity.](https://www.podiatryinfocanada.ca/Origins-of-Foot-Washing-&-Foot-Kissing) There’s a Quentin Tarantino movie in it somewhere. Maybe he can do the 147th Jesus movie as his next project, this time with a focus on feet for a change. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3497 "2022-06-19T17:30:57Z")
The foot fetish sounds like it’s made for Joss Whedon’s comeback! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3498 "2022-06-19T17:50:06Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > But Sheehan told investigators that she believed older people should have higher blood sugar than young people and that she didn’t care “what Joe Biden says” with his strict criteria. Joe Biden has a blood sugar criteria? What about the medical textbooks that written and taught in nursing schools for decades before we knew Biden’s name? She cannot claim ignorance. But she can still claim stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3499 "2022-06-19T18:56:03Z")
One form of progress I’ve come to deeply appreciate is … “A Florida woman” is finding _her_ place in the pantheon of stupidity _right alongside of_ “A Florida man:” > **[Woman filmed pepper spraying four Asian women in in New York arrested](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10930351/Florida-woman-filmed-pepper-spraying-four-Asian-women-New-York-arrested.html)** > > The suspect, 47-year-old Madeline Barker, was caught on camera hurling racial insults at the victims, such as 'Go back to where you came from' and you don't belong here,' during the June 10 altercation. > [@](#): > > - **The suspect, Madeline Barker, was caught on camera hurling racial insults at the victims, such as ‘Go back to where you came from’ and you don’t belong here’** > - **The 47-year-old Florida resident was filming arguing with the four Asian victims before suddenly pulling out pepper spray and embarking on a racist rant** > - **She now faces charges of assault as a hate crime, attempted assault as a hate crime and harassment as a hate crime, the NYPD said Saturday** > - **A second video from a bystander shows the women walking away, but the woman, who had been dubbed ‘Karen’ online, chases after them** > - **She then pepper sprays one of them in the face, the footage shows** She seems nice. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3500 "2022-06-19T19:03:43Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > She seems nice. This horrific racism is rife in Australia, too. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/3Lyex2tSUyA/hqdefault.jpg "No asians - racist real estate ad") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lyex2tSUyA) ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3501 "2022-06-19T19:16:19Z")
Alright. That was damned funny. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3502 "2022-06-19T19:18:42Z")
From the article: > The victims claimed that after the assault, one of them got a message from someone else who had allegedly ran into the same women earlier in the day, saying the Karen had pepper sprayed three others, including a 13-year-old girl. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3503 "2022-06-19T21:12:31Z")
When I was a kid I always heard that old Johnny Rivers song as being about Secret Asian Man. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3504 "2022-06-20T03:06:38Z")
Ask and ye shall receive. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ezd_gZxOukw/maxresdefault.jpg "Secret Asian Man") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezd_gZxOukw) ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3505 "2022-06-20T06:48:40Z")
/hijack continued/ 🎶 [And did those feet in ancient times](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/54684/jerusalem-and-did-those-feet-in-ancient-time) : Other than that, besides that bitch be crazy I’ve got nothing. coding screwed up. here’s the real link [Jerusalem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9TbiIEpZJ8) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3506 "2022-06-20T11:06:06Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > I always heard that old Johnny Rivers song as being about Secret Asian Man. I recently saw a video of a guy in the UK being interviewed about his ad renting/selling a home (?). The ad specified “NO ASIANS” but after much discussion it was learned the guy specified “NO AGENTS”. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3507 "2022-06-20T11:23:34Z")
Just a few posts higher in this thread > [@Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread/931945/3500): > > This horrific racism is rife in Australia, too. [[No asians - racist real estate ad] ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lyex2tSUyA) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3508 "2022-06-20T11:43:09Z")
That’s it! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3509 "2022-06-20T13:01:12Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > … a video of a guy in the UK … If I am very much mistaken, it was god’s green earth (Australia), not UK. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=174) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=176)