# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3830 "2022-07-18T20:35:19Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> convinced by the fringe of the fringe

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uqUa_G1h3pw/hqdefault.jpg "Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw&t=3s)

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3831 "2022-07-19T02:43:11Z")

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I hope I wasn’t the only one forced to read [The Man Without a Country (1863)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Without_a_Country) in seventh grade. Actually, it was kind of interesting, but at the time I didn’t realize it was written during the US Civil War as a warning about betraying the United States. The main character was charged with treason as an accomplice to - Aaron Burr! Maybe that story should be required reading to some of the insurrectionists.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3832 "2022-07-19T03:19:13Z")

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Guam is American territory. Right in the name, BIOT is British territory.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3833 "2022-07-19T05:50:23Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Guam is American territory.

Which is why they’d be subject to American law, unlike BIOT, which was Riemann’s point.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3834 "2022-07-19T07:07:46Z")

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That’s my point. BIOT is part of the United Kingdom.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3835 "2022-07-19T08:06:40Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> BIOT is part of the United Kingdom.

I’m not disputing that. I’m disputing whether it makes someone a stupid MFer if they don’t know that. I’ve only every heard it called Diego Garcia by the U.S. military, and there’s basically nothing there other than the naval / air force base, right? I mean, I’m British, I knew there was an important U.S. military base on Diego Garcia, but I had no idea it was a British Colony. I’ve never heard of “BIOT”, and I’m obviously not alone in that. I could forgive a young American sailor or military contractor who is transferred there (from Guam, for example) for not realizing the sordid colonial history and that they are under British jurisdiction if they commit a crime on Diego Garcia. It’s not like they are living in the middle of Germany or the English countryside.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3836 "2022-07-19T18:05:11Z")

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Just going to stick this here. Twitter is having a bit of a TERF war, and J.K.Rowling is discovering that there are some very nasty people on her side of the divide:

[The Blaze](https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1545499081384099841):

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> After tons of backlash, Macy Gray changes her tune:
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> “Being a woman is a vibe…if you in your heart feel that that’s what you are, then that’s what you are, regardless of what anyone says or thinks.”

[Gad Saad](https://twitter.com/GadSaad/status/1545654752423202822):

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> Dear [@MacyGraysLife](https://mobile.twitter.com/MacyGraysLife), I’m getting a weird vibe tonight. Can you walk me through the process of how I might establish that I’m a woman? Perhaps [@MattWalshBlog](https://mobile.twitter.com/MattWalshBlog) can help?

[FiLiA](https://mobile.twitter.com/FiLiA_charity/status/1545839783225790465), a certain “feminist” organization JK Rowling supports:

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> Back off.
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> You will receive far less backlash than [@MacyGraysLife](https://mobile.twitter.com/MacyGraysLife) simply because you are male.
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> Stop picking an easy target, and start doing the hard work, as Feminists have been doing for years.
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> You don’t get brownie points for targeting Women.

[Matt Walsh:](https://mobile.twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1545843838497034240)

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> Sorry but women who publicly renounce the definition of “woman” for fear of mean comments from trans activists deserve all the scorn they get. That kind of gutless cowardice is exactly what got us into this position in the first place.

[J.K. Rowling](https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1546141988139016194):

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> Endless death and rape threats, threats of loss of livelihood, employers targeted, physical harassment, family address posted online with picture of bomb-making manual aren’t ‘mean comments’. If you don’t yet understand what happens to women who stand up on this issue, back off.

[Jason Whitlock](https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1546199896709074944):

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> Respectfully – and I sincerely mean respectfully – you need to fall back and support men like Matt Walsh. You’re not built for this conflict. The failure and cowardice of men got us into this mess. Matt is standing up. You need to support him. Men have to fix this.

[J.K.Rowling again](https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1546843546392711168):

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> Respectfully, I’ve been facing down the Punch-and-Kill-TERFs brigade for a while now and not once have I thought, ‘what I really want is to hand this over to a man who thinks feminism is one of the worst things to happen to western civilisation.’

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> Like many women on the left, I despair that so many self-proclaimed liberals turn a blind eye to the naked misogyny of the gender identity movement and the threat it poses to the rights of women and girls. Walsh’s film undeniably exposed what many leftists are too scared to,

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> but a shared belief that women exist as a biological class (and water’s wet and the moon’s not made of cheese) does not an ally make. I believe women are susceptible to certain harms and have specific needs and that feminism is necessary to secure and protect our rights.

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> Walsh believes feminism is ‘rotten’ and his default appears to be denigrating women with whom he disagrees. He’s no more on my side than the ‘shut up or we’ll bomb you’ charmers who cloak their misogyny in a pretty pink and blue flag.

I’m not defending whatever actual abuse she may have received (from anyone), but watching Walsh and Rowling squabble is definitely a “leopard eating face” moment.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3837 "2022-07-19T22:04:02Z")

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There appears to be no “Pretentious Fucking Douchebags” thread, so this’ll do.

> **[Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters says he’s ‘far, far, far more important’ than...](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/music/article-roger-waters-i-have-no-idea-what-or-who-the-weeknd-is/)**
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> The British rock legend talked to The Globe and Mail via Zoom about hope, his complete ignorance of the aforementioned Canadian musicians, and being literally spitting mad

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> “And, by the way, with all due respect to the Weeknd or Drake or any of them, I am far, far, far more important than any of them will ever be, however many billions of streams they’ve got.”

“With all due respect” 🙄 - one of the more annoying absolute bullshit euphemisms.

There’s other assholish stuff in the article too.

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> …now I’m not constrained by the rock group that I was with then. They were always trying to drag me back from my natural instinct, which is to tell the truth.

Aaaaw poor Roj - oppressed by truth-denying bandmates.

_Still_ rock’s worst SOB.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3838 "2022-07-19T22:50:03Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> _Still_ rock’s worst SOB.

Worse than Ted Nugent?

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3839 "2022-07-19T22:58:29Z")

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Very good response. Roger’s an insufferable git much of the time, but he’s far from rock’s worst asshole.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3840 "2022-07-19T23:00:53Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Worse than Ted Nugent?

Terrible Ted is louder at it than Roj, but Waters has a higher total output of assholisness. 50% of the Wall, 80% of The Final Cut and all of Radio KAOS and the Pros and Cons… and probably everything after is Waters being “true”. True SOB. I still think he hasn’t come to terms with his father dying. Way back in the 80s, if I were a journalist I would have asked “Do you think we should have fought WWII?” I think he’d have said no.

> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> I am far, far, far more important than any of them will ever be

But is he bigger than Jesus?

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3841 "2022-07-19T23:04:49Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> But is he bigger than Jesus?

Well sure, he’s even bigger than the Beatles!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3842 "2022-07-19T23:09:03Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> Well sure, he’s even bigger than the Beatles!

“…and he went on to say that neither The Beatles nor Jesus ever had a hit record.”

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3843 "2022-07-19T23:14:57Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Aaaaw poor Roj - oppressed by truth-denying bandmates.
> 
> _Still_ rock’s worst SOB.

He’s always been a megalomaniacal ass, but if he weren’t, we wouldn’t have The Wall or The Final Cut or… etc, etc, etc.

So I’m willing to overlook it.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3844 "2022-07-19T23:15:38Z")

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What a wanker.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3845 "2022-07-19T23:16:10Z")

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> [@GreysonCarlisle](#):
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> He’s always been a megalomaniacal ass, but if he weren’t, we wouldn’t have The Wall or The Final Cut or… etc, etc, etc.
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> So I’m willing to overlook it.

I think some of my favorite artists are megalomaniacs. They often go hand-in-hand.

You can love their work without having to deify the individual.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3846 "2022-07-19T23:19:48Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I think some of my favorite artists are megalomaniacs. They often go hand-in-hand.
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> You can love their work without having to deify the individual.

Indeed. Was it Alice Cooper who flicked open his sword-cane and threw it into the audience?

(Not that I think that Coop is an asshole. He’s straightened up a lot over the decades.)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3847 "2022-07-19T23:28:23Z")

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> [@GreysonCarlisle](#):
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> Indeed. Was it Alice Cooper who flicked open his sword-cane and threw it into the audience?

I don’t know, but he did stab himself in the leg with Errol Flynn’s sword once.

> **[Alice Cooper Recalls Stabbing Himself With Errol Flynn’s Sword](https://ultimateclassicrock.com/alice-cooper-stabbed-himself-sword/)**
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> Alice Cooper recalled how he once stabbed himself in the leg with a sword that once belonged to movie star Errol Flynn in October 2017.

He probably shouldn’t be given access to swords in general.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3848 "2022-07-19T23:30:08Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> You can love their work without having to deify the individual.

That’s how I’ve always felt about God.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/3849 "2022-07-19T23:32:46Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I don’t know, but he did stab himself in the leg with Errol Flynn’s sword once.

Quoth the dark one:

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> “I take a bottle of whisky and just pour it on there," he said. "Because that’s what James Bond would do.”

Of course a bottle of whiskey was involved.

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