# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 202
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4030 "2022-08-07T13:50:56Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Cases like this, I always wonder why they even got started. It’s Florida. Maybe it was the heat, maybe the humidity. ---
**Author:** ![Tride](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tride/32/13907_2.png) [@Tride](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tride)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4031 "2022-08-07T13:52:46Z")
It’s not the heat–it’s the stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4032 "2022-08-07T14:15:53Z")
It’s not the heat, it’s the tumidity. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4033 "2022-08-07T14:23:24Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > It’s not the heat, it’s the tumidity As damned funny as it was disgusting. Well played ! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4034 "2022-08-07T16:30:47Z")
I bet the damn canary sang. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4035 "2022-08-07T21:27:42Z")
Buddy certainly looks upstanding… > **[Ohio Man Arrested For Sending Three Dozen Feces-laden Letters To Republican...](https://mercercountyoutlook.net/2022/08/07/ohio-man-arrested-for-sending-three-dozen-feces-laden-letters-to-republican-politicians/)** > > Federal agents on Friday arrested Richard John Steinle (77) Mogadore, Ohio and accused him of sending more than three dozen feces-laden letters to Republican politicians in Ohio While I full-throatedly back this with a side of schadendraude, it really was not the most brilliant of ploys. Trying to imagine the preparation of such mailings. 🤢 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4036 "2022-08-07T21:34:31Z")
Was he doing this because they were too right wing, or because they weren’t right wing enough? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4037 "2022-08-07T21:35:46Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Was he doing this because they were too right wing, or because they weren’t right wing enough? - Who gives a shit? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4038 "2022-08-07T21:37:13Z")
He does, obviously. 😁 Actually, I was wondering if this qualifies for the Stupid Liberal thread. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4039 "2022-08-07T23:18:58Z")
this is a hangin offense… : > **[Thieves steal at least 20 whole briskets worth thousands of dollars from...](https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/thieves-steal-at-least-20-whole-briskets-worth-thousands-of-dollars-from-famous-texas-barbecue-restaurant/ar-AA10oMVd?ocid=MSNHP_U646&pc=U646&cvid=a31ce2feb80c4b73b758cf1cdf47a85b)** > > A thief jumped the fence of la Barbecue restaurant before loading at least 20 briskets into an SUV and fleeing, KVUE TV reported. I’d wait and see if anyone starts a new bbq truck or tries selling meat door to door ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4040 "2022-08-07T23:31:44Z")
This seems more like a clever MF than a stupid one. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4041 "2022-08-08T02:19:33Z")
A Texas church illegally performed Hamilton and changed it so that Hamilton found Jesus upon the death of his son, then at the end, the pastor told the congregation that they could repent of their homosexual and alcoholic ways. All massively in violation of copyright. > **[A Texas church illegally performed 'Hamilton' to spread anti-gay bigotry](https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/a-texas-church-illegal-performed-hamilton-to-spread-anti-gay-bigotry/)** > > The Door McAllen church in Texas staged illegal performances of Hamilton in order to spread an anti-gay message to the audience ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4042 "2022-08-08T02:51:00Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A Texas church illegally performed Hamilton and changed it so that Hamilton found Jesus upon the death of his son, then at the end, the pastor told the congregation that they could repent of their homosexual and alcoholic ways. I would love to see that church sued into oblivion. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4043 "2022-08-08T03:10:07Z")
A woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with a slim younger woman. They were old photos of herself. > **[Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos](https://yucatanmagazine.com/confused-jealous-wife-stabs-husband-after-seeing-her-younger-self-in-old-photos)** > > A woman stabbed her husband after thinking she found photos of him with a younger woman. It turns out that she was that "other" woman. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4044 "2022-08-08T03:32:02Z")
Wow. And it’s not like they just cobbled together costumes and did a few numbers. Money was spent. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4045 "2022-08-08T03:35:22Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with a slim younger woman. They were old photos of herself. - Which means he doesn’t look much different from back then. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4046 "2022-08-08T04:01:03Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > The cat was cool, and he never said a mumbling word. I haven’t thought of that song in a long time. Thanks. > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with a slim younger woman. They were old photos of herself. I don’t know whether to hope that alcohol was involved or not. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4047 "2022-08-08T04:03:04Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Right, but how do you get from there to LEO involvement? If there was video, what are the odds that it was posted online? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4048 "2022-08-08T04:08:56Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with a slim younger woman. They were old photos of herself. Ripped from Law and Order. There was an episode with a similar theme, except it was audio recording rather then pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4049 "2022-08-08T04:59:03Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with a slim younger woman. They were old photos of herself. I’m only surprised this wasn’t in Florida. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=201) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=203)