# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4651 "2022-10-07T20:50:41Z")
Person harassed and threatened Amazon driver > **[Ex-Daycare Owner’s Attack on Amazon Driver Ends With Hate Crime Charge](https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-jersey-man-john-vincentinis-vile-attack-on-amazon-driver-ends-with-hate-crime-charges?source=articles&via=rss)** > > John Vincentini, 62, is accused of threatening to shoot the driver for coming into a “racist neighborhood.” Apparently he used to own a daycare center with his wife (Karen) ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4652 "2022-10-07T21:06:13Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > It was weird. The pain did not go away, I felt every bit of it. _But I just didn’t care._ From a way back…an ex-bf of mine had a tendancy to get kidney stones, poor boy, and this is exactly how he described it. The pain was there. He could feel it. He just did.not.care. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4653 "2022-10-07T21:08:38Z")
> [@duality72](#): > > > [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > > > When we bought thirty tubs of Crisco and greased the rails, OTOH. > > How did that end? Very, very loudly. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4654 "2022-10-07T21:18:07Z")
What do you get when you mix 30 tubs of Crisco with a group of drunken frat boys? A lot of noise. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2022, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4655 "2022-10-09T04:53:32Z")
> [@Wilson](#): > > Read this quickly and was like “huh? How are we detaining one sixth of a person?” Relieved to know I wasn’t the only one! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4656 "2022-10-09T16:48:05Z")
Oh, Santa. How far you’ve fallen! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4657 "2022-10-10T02:25:23Z")
The official Libertarian Party Twitter account coming out in favor of Putin. > ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4658 "2022-10-10T03:02:55Z")
I guess that means that we don’t have to be concerned about Russian war crimes, or their murder and torture of unknown hundreds or thousands of innocent civilians, because it was not supported by US foreign aid. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4659 "2022-10-10T22:02:23Z")
Vital Proteins, which is a supplements company owned by Nestle for which Jennifer Anniston is Chief Creative officer, whatever that means. They have been sued so many times for lead and other adulterants in their products, they include Terns and Conditions that they claim are binding before you open the product, which says that you agree to go to individual arbitration instead of suing. > **[Terms & Conditions](https://www.vitalproteins.com/pages/terms-conditions#)** > > Vital Proteins, LLC Terms and Conditions Last updated: Nov 10, 2022   See Subscription Program Terms & Conditions Here See SMS Terms & Conditions Here See Rewards Program Terms & Conditions Here These Terms and Conditions (the... ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4660 "2022-10-10T22:21:08Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > they include Terns and Conditions that they claim are binding before you open the product I know I would definitely not want glorified seagulls stuck to me. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4661 "2022-10-10T22:25:00Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > They have been sued so many times for lead and other adulterants in their products, they include Terns and Conditions that they claim are binding before you open the product, which says that you agree to go to individual arbitration instead of suing. Sure, they can say that. I suspect that the whole reason is to trick people into thinking that they can’t sue, not that it actually has any real weight in court. I still remember once many years ago (probably 2001) the company I worked for at the time had ordered some software I needed to deploy to our computers. When I opened the packaging, on the **INSIDE** it said something like, “By opening this package you agree to the following.” I remember it well because I almost fell off my chair laughing. It’s like the old “Do Not Read This Sign Under Penalty Of Law” joke, but for real. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4662 "2022-10-11T01:30:23Z")
A member of the Russian legislature says that they will consider admitting any US states that want to join Russia. > **[U.S. states that wish to join Russia will be considered, says Duma member](https://www.newsweek.com/american-states-that-wish-join-russia-will-considered-says-duma-member-1750336)** > > A legal expert told Newsweek that state secession is unconstitutional in the U.S. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4663 "2022-10-11T02:05:41Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I know I would definitely not want glorified seagulls stuck to me. Then don’t try their sausage; I hear they took a tern for the wurst. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4664 "2022-10-11T02:56:14Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A member of the Russian legislature says that they will consider admitting any US states that want to join Russia. You have _got_ to be shitting me. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4665 "2022-10-11T05:50:06Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A member of the Russian legislature says that they will consider admitting any US states that want to join Russia. When was that ever not the case? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4666 "2022-10-11T06:26:49Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > A member of the Russian legislature says that they will consider admitting any US states that want to join Russia. Didn’t another Russian legislator want to admit a US state, Alaska, that doesn’t want to join Russia? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4667 "2022-10-11T08:40:17Z")
I’d like to think that Russia is not stupid enough to think they are going to annex Alaska but I’m not sure of that. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4668 "2022-10-11T16:38:19Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I’d like to think that Russia is not stupid enough to think they are going to annex Alaska but I’m not sure of that. In the land where a sitting US President wanted to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland, anything is possible. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4669 "2022-10-11T22:21:32Z")
Florida Men shoot each other’s passenger daughters during road rage. > **[Two fathers shot each other's daughters during a road rage incident - Just...](https://justsentinel.com/two-fathers-shot-each-others-daughters-during-a-road-rage-incident/)** > > Two Florida men, fathers, who shot each other's daughters during a road rage incident were arrested and each charged with one count of attempted second-degree murder. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4670 "2022-10-11T23:41:58Z")
> Allison told investigators that he just wanted to “get out of the whole scenario,” which is why he fired the shot. You’re in a fucking vehicle. **Drive away.** I hope these guys both go away for a long time, but it’s Florida. And they’re white. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=232) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=234)