# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4851 "2022-10-22T19:45:18Z")

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> **[Is 'rainbow fentanyl' a threat to your kids this Halloween? Experts say no](https://www.npr.org/2022/10/11/1127168627/is-rainbow-fentanyl-a-threat-to-your-kids-this-halloween-experts-say-no)**
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> The Drug Enforcement Administration is warning that drug dealers are marketing rainbow-colored fentanyl to kids. Many drug experts say that's likely not happening.

> Drug experts contacted by NPR also questioned whether traffickers, who are driven by profit, would focus on kids.
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> They said selling fentanyl pills deliberately to children would be incredibly risky. The drug is potent and deadly, and the legal penalties for dealing drugs to kids are severe.
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> They also noted that selling to really young kids — who might be drawn to pills that look like candy or sidewalk chalk — would be bad for business.
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> Young children typically lack access to the kind of cash that makes for good repeat customers.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4852 "2022-10-22T20:19:52Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> The price of Skittles went up. Thanks, Biden.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/0ixmqzjvb7k/maxresdefault.jpg "Katie Porter delivers MASTERCLASS on Inflation and utterly DEBUNKS Republican lies") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ixmqzjvb7k)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4853 "2022-10-22T20:34:26Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Kanye is planning on building his own city with Kanye branded products in the stores.

Shades of Unca Walt and his [original plans for EPCOT](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPCOT_(concept)).

> [A] ll adults living in EPCOT would be employed, thereby preventing the formation of slums and ghettos. There would be no retirees—everyone would have been required to have a job. Residents would have been employed at the [Magic Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Kingdom) theme park, the city central core shopping areas, the hotel/convention center, the airport, the Welcome Center, or the industrial park. As the film states, “everyone living in EPCOT will have the responsibility to maintain this living blueprint of the future.”

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4854 "2022-10-22T20:41:44Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Kanye is planning on building his own city with Kanye branded products in the stores.

There’s a facility that’s probably available down by Tucson. Bonus is we can lock him and all his buddies in there and never hear from them again.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4855 "2022-10-23T03:40:04Z")

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Holy Shit!

> **[Newsmax cuts ties with Lara Logan after her QAnon-inspired, on-air rant about...](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/newsmax-cuts-ties-with-lara-logan-after-her-qanon-inspired-on-air-rant-about-world-leaders-drinking-the-blood-of-children-and-making-people-eat-insects/ar-AA13g42P?cvid=02e32b36c7be4246b5fbc35d586e033d)**
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> Newsmax said it has "no plans to interview her again" after Lara Logan spouted conspiracy theories about world leaders drinking children's blood.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4856 "2022-10-24T01:07:47Z")

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Kanye West claims that Quentin Tarantino stole the plot of “Django” from one of his music videos.

> **[Kanye West Says Quentin Tarantino Ripped Off ‘Django’ Movie Idea From Him](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kanye-west-ye-quentin-tarantino-django-unchained_n_63541030e4b04cf8f3842631)**
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> The rapper alleged that he originally created the film’s plot as a music video concept for his 2005 hit “Gold Digger.”

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4857 "2022-10-24T12:43:30Z")

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And in the “both sides have good people” corner, we have…drum roll/goose step (your choice), please…['I Am Correct:’ School Board Candidate Doubles Down After Declaring ‘All Nazis Weren’t Bad’](https://dnyuz.com/2022/10/21/i-am-correct-school-board-candidate-doubles-down-after-declaring-all-nazis-werent-bad/).

But, hey, he did get one thing right:

> "I believe the majority of people that read this will understand that my words are an accurate representation of who I am,” Keefer said.

Yep. That they are, you fascist SOB.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4858 "2022-10-24T13:05:05Z")

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_Sigh_ Would a “nuanced” view of Nazis as a scary example of cultish groupthink be a good lesson for high school students? Sure, if carefully presented. But not like this, you dingus. You wiped out any opportunity to present that idea with your rambling nonsense.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4859 "2022-10-24T15:23:00Z")

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Oh, now come on,

> “To the Constituents of **Zionsville** Community Schools,” he [posted](https://www.facebook.com/Mattkeeferforschoolboard/posts/pfbid02NZ46nDuKNuKMXa7pBiBizRUAAJDXB4rF84s5sCmphmEkWTRWV3S2FJESEPfN95o6l). “A few days ago I made the comment ‘not all Nazis were bad’ in my response to a question posed to me on Facebook. I am correct.”

How fucking totally lacking in situational awareness can one person be?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4860 "2022-10-24T15:25:20Z")

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How da fuck did NAZIS become the darlings of the right? Nazis, right here in America.

I guess all the Greatest Generation ™ are dead, or don’t vote.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4861 "2022-10-24T15:29:24Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> How da fuck did NAZIS become the darlings of the right? Nazis, right here in America.
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> I guess all the Greatest Generation ™ are dead, or don’t vote. -

Remember when Russia was “The Great Satan”? Not anymore.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4862 "2022-10-24T15:35:32Z")

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I don’t think that Zion in Zionsville is at all related to Judaism. My tiny home town has a “Zion Lutheran Church” (along with two other Lutheran churches (splitter!), the Methodists and the Catholics), and the first person I met who I knew was Jewish was when I started working.

Zionist is Jewish, Zion in my experience is very much a conservative/evangelical word.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4863 "2022-10-24T15:41:12Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> How da fuck did NAZIS become the darlings of the right?

Not unlike the NAZIs, the American neo-conservatives (sometimes referred to here as the “White Wing”) seeks to have a nation full of people who thimk/act like them. Diversity is a double-plus-ungood thing, and people not like us must be severely marginalized until they become like us. Or be _removed_.

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Remember when Russia was “The Great Satan”?

I lived through much of the Cold War and never recall hearing that term used for Russia (USSR). Or any other country, only to describe America (by the Iranian Revolutionaries).

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4864 "2022-10-24T15:43:36Z")

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Reagan did refer to them as The Evil Empire.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4865 "2022-10-24T15:44:02Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> > How da fuck did NAZIS become the darlings of the right?
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> Not unlike the NAZIs, the American neo-conservatives (sometimes referred to here as the “White Wing”) seeks to have a nation full of people who thimk/act like them. Diversity is a double-plus-ungood thing, and people not like us must be severely marginalized until they become like us. Or be _removed_.
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> > [@running\_coach](#):
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> > Remember when Russia was “The Great Satan”?
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> I lived through much of the Cold War and never recall hearing that term used for Russia (USSR). Or any other country, only to describe America (by the Iranian Revolutionaries). -

Sorry. Evil Empire.  
Got Reagan confused with The Ayatollah.

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**Author:** ![omenran](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omenran/32/3318_2.png) [@omenran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omenran)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4866 "2022-10-24T15:51:01Z")

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Regan’s beard was better. 😝

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4867 "2022-10-24T15:52:32Z")

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> [@omenran](#):
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> Regan’s beard was better. 😝 -

I never heard Nancy called that before.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4868 "2022-10-24T17:27:04Z")

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I just vomited a little.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4869 "2022-10-24T18:32:37Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> ['I Am Correct:’ School Board Candidate Doubles Down After Declaring ‘All Nazis Weren’t Bad’](https://dnyuz.com/2022/10/21/i-am-correct-school-board-candidate-doubles-down-after-declaring-all-nazis-werent-bad/).

I can see the good side and the bad side

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_4oru-a1B7M/maxresdefault.jpg "Sean Lock & Miles Jupp Funniest Moments! The FULL BROMANCE | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4oru-a1B7M)

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/4870 "2022-10-24T18:47:18Z")

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[Stranger Things Halloween display shut down over concerns about “danger to children.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PjtJmBfTVQ).

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