# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 251
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5011 "2022-11-03T01:34:23Z")
That’s a joke riiight? Oh, he was serious? That makes it more funny. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5012 "2022-11-03T01:51:28Z")
At least they keep all the live resin, shatter, rosin, wax, HTFSE and budder out of the h’ween candy. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5013 "2022-11-03T01:51:49Z")
Well, why wouldn’t he have a more impressive resume than President Obama? After all, if you’re going to falsify the thing, you might as well go big. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5014 "2022-11-03T02:12:41Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > That happened in my neck of the woods. Who in the hell has loose “regular” gummy bears around and empty weed bags for the stuffing? If there was more than 1 empty weed bag and loose gummy bears lying around, I’d say there’s probably a decent chance those bags hadn’t been empty for long. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5015 "2022-11-03T05:44:41Z")
> [@Airbeck](#): > > I mean it’s ok to just say you ran out. They may not have been totally lucid. Hell, they might have thought the creatures on their doorstop were actual monsters and were afraid to anger them. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5016 "2022-11-03T21:28:16Z")
Some other candy in the South was poisoned with critical race theory! Beware! > **[r/insanepeoplefacebook - From a town’s drama page in the south.](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/yktsn4/from_a_towns_drama_page_in_the_south/)** > > 132 votes and 19 comments so far on Reddit ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5017 "2022-11-04T00:07:39Z")
Is the reddit world calling bullshit on it yet? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5018 "2022-11-04T00:28:27Z")
There’s been a very similar meme going around for weeks. [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ffv7apuXEAARS6e.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ffv7apuXEAARS6e.jpg) [![](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9705268480/h8981C2CF/everyone-be-sure-check-kids-halloween-candy-my-little-brother-found-coleslaw-inside-his-candy-bar) ](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9705268480/h8981C2CF/everyone-be-sure-check-kids-halloween-candy-my-little-brother-found-coleslaw-inside-his-candy-bar) [![](https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/check-your-kids-candy-memes-7-20221008.jpeg) ](https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/check-your-kids-candy-memes-7-20221008.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5019 "2022-11-04T00:34:26Z")
Also, “RASICISM”. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5020 "2022-11-04T00:41:33Z")
I just read that Individual-ONE is evading The Man by hiding his assets in a different corporation, cleverly named Trump Organization 2. I mean, that is some apex stupid right there. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5021 "2022-11-04T01:02:01Z")
If he had any brains he’d hid 'em in a snickers bar. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5022 "2022-11-04T02:21:36Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I just read that Individual-ONE is evading The Man by hiding his assets in a different corporation, cleverly named Trump Organization 2. And in case people think this is a joke, it’s not. Again, Trump is determined to put _The Onion_ out of business. > **[Donald Trump has incorporated 'Trump Organization II' in apparent dodge of NY...](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-new-company-dodges-ny-crimina-civil-cases-2022-10)** > > NY's attorney general fears that Donald Trump may be moving assets to "Trump Organization II" — created the very same day the AG sued him for fraud. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5023 "2022-11-04T02:21:56Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > If he had any brains he’d hid 'em in a snickers bar. Yeh, he could tuck his brains into a Snickers bar and have room left over for his heart, even his soul. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5024 "2022-11-04T06:34:49Z")
“haloween”? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5025 "2022-11-04T10:08:11Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > “haloween”? - Someone got the L out of there. ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5026 "2022-11-04T10:41:55Z")
👏 (extra text for Discourse) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5027 "2022-11-04T10:55:16Z")
Well, so much for that brilliant strategem… > **[Judge orders independent monitor to oversee Trump’s real estate empire](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/nov/03/donald-trump-manhattan-judge-independent-monitor-company)** > > Move will restrict his company’s ability to freely make deals, sell assets and change its corporate structure ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5028 "2022-11-04T11:28:41Z")
Call me overly cynical, but I’ll applaud when we find out who the watchdog is and how much power they have to penalize him. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5029 "2022-11-04T13:43:31Z")
I’m hoping for a really boring bureaucrat with OCD who loves to fill out paperwork. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5030 "2022-11-04T13:51:50Z")
Report of “razor blades” in Halloween candy. > **[Multiple razor blades found hidden in children’s Halloween candy as...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/multiple-razor-blades-found-hidden-childrens-halloween-candy/story?id=92584731)** > > Multiple razor blades have been found hidden in children’s Halloween candy and authorities have narrowed down their hunt for a suspect to a small neighborhood. The sub-headline is golden. “Police in Eugene, Oregon, have narrowed the search to the Friendly neighborhood.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=250) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=252)