# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 253
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5051 "2022-11-05T04:35:45Z")
I agree that you should do your due diligence about online security, things are really scary nowadays. Here is my favorite starting spot. [Yavapai County AZ | Free Public Records Search](https://countyclerkrecords.com/state/arizona/recorder/yavapai-county-az/) You will have to make your own account but you can search for misdemeanor tickets that way. The vehicle owner is usually listed. Move to the County Assessor’s page to look up the tax and property information. I really didn’t think that this was sensational at all, it is all out there. There is NO expectation of any sort of privacy anymore. None. ETA Yanno what? I am sorry for getting into a snit because an online stranger thought they knew better than a different online stranger. Back when I was doing government work, we learned a surprising amount of stuff from unverified sources and the only way to know that it was right was to question and challenge. Please ask all the questions you want and I will do my best to walk you through the best way I know to find the answers. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5052 "2022-11-05T15:30:25Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > I really didn’t think that this was sensational at all, it is all out there. There is NO expectation of any sort of privacy anymore. None. I can’t speak for license plates (that would certainly be useful for both good and evil) but I never thought court records were private. And in Maricopa county, too, property tax records are totally open. I can look up any address and find the owner, when they bought it, the selling price, the taxes, property info (lot size, sq foot). You don’t even need an account. I have a near zero web presence, but when I do an ego search, it lists my possible relatives (mostly correct, not not entirely. Who ARE those other people with my name??) and all my addresses (again, mostly correct), and my age (usually close). ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5053 "2022-11-05T18:06:57Z")
Kanye wanted to buy Parler because it claims to support free speech. Apple, which runs Parler’s website, covered up his new anti-Semitic post. It’s on their website, but you can’t see it if you use their app. > **[Kanye West Censored by ‘Free Speech’ Platform He Praised](https://www.thedailybeast.com/kanye-west-censored-by-free-speech-platform-he-praised)** > > Kanye West—known as Ye—thought the MAGA social media site Parler would be a free speech paradise. Unfortunately for him, that’s not exactly the case. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5054 "2022-11-05T20:11:07Z")
Like most “free speech” blatherers, what he actually wants is “Consequence-free speech”. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5055 "2022-11-05T20:25:14Z")
Former fans are now regretting getting inked. > **[I regret my Kanye West tattoo and ‘need f–king laser removal’ now](https://nypost.com/2022/11/04/kanye-west-tattoo-removal-is-the-hot-new-google-search/)** > > They’re done-da. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5056 "2022-11-05T21:34:17Z")
People are just **now** figuring out that Kanye is a loathsome human being?! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5057 "2022-11-05T21:37:31Z")
I’m guessing they already knew but now that [he’s attracting hate groups…](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/banner-kanye-right-los-angeles-freeway-antisemtic-group-rcna53653) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5058 "2022-11-06T01:46:46Z")
An ABC news reporter called Native Americans indigenous creatures. > **[ABC News Anchor Refers to Indigenous People as "Creatures" in Reference to...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/abc-news-anchor-refers-indigenous-001245452.html)** > > During news coverage on Native American Heritage Month, ABC reporter Kyra Phillips misspoke and referred to Indigenous people as “Indigenous creatures” on ABC News’ streaming channel on Thursday morning. “Celebrating Native American... ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5059 "2022-11-06T05:34:50Z")
I think they meant “indigenous cultures”. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5060 "2022-11-06T18:18:11Z")
I agree. I can’t see any news anchor calling humans “creatures” on purpose. At least I hope so. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5061 "2022-11-07T03:12:05Z")
I think they meant to say “indigenous creators” and had a slip of the tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5062 "2022-11-08T03:48:24Z")
The 32-year-old heir and CFO of Tyson Foods was found naked, drunk, and in some woman’s bed uninvited. > **[Tyson Foods Heir Arrested for Drunkenly Breaking Into Stranger’s Home](https://www.thedailybeast.com/tyson-foods-cfo-john-tyson-arrested-for-drunkenly-breaking-into-arkansas-womans-home)** > > Police said the homeowner found the 32-year-old lounging in a back room, drunk and unclothed, around 2 a.m. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5063 "2022-11-08T03:53:15Z")
The CFO of Tyson Foods is 32??? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5064 "2022-11-08T04:04:54Z")
His last name is Tyson. That’s all you need to know. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5065 "2022-11-08T04:11:04Z")
Don’t forget son of the Chairman of the Board (also named Tyson, as it happens!) ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5066 "2022-11-08T16:21:00Z")
I will admit that I’ve been pretty damn drunk at times but just how wasted do you have to be to break into someone else’s house, strip, climb into a bed and pass out? And, not proud of this but, I know what blackout is like yet I always managed to get my ass home. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5067 "2022-11-08T16:26:18Z")
There was a video circulating years ago of someone doing just that. While I’m sure it was terrifying to the homeowners, it did look like he was so drunk he thought he was in his own house. ETA, I tried to find it, turns out it’s more common than I realized. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5068 "2022-11-08T16:33:06Z")
A couple of years ago, someone so drunk confused where he lived with another house. Tried to break in. It was the County Sheriffs house. Bad choice. 🤣 He survived uninjured. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5069 "2022-11-08T16:34:29Z")
Didn’t Robert Downey Jr. do that once also? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5070 "2022-11-08T16:44:15Z")
> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#): > > I will admit that I’ve been pretty damn drunk at times but just how wasted do you have to be to break into someone else’s house, strip, climb into a bed and pass out? Anytime I wonder if maybe I should cut back on my alcohol use, someone like John Tyson comes along and reminds me I don’t drink nearly as much as I should. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=252) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=254)