# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 262
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5231 "2022-11-24T00:34:02Z")
That worked out really well for the Native Americans, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5232 "2022-11-24T01:11:46Z")
The Colorado Springs shooter’s father, who is a meth addict and porn actor, says he is relieved to find out that, even though his murdering son was in a gay bar, he isn’t gay. > **[Porn-Star Dad of Colorado Massacre Suspect Spews Homophobia in First Interview](https://www.yahoo.com/news/pornstar-dad-lgbt-club-massacre-190625556.html)** > > Aaron Franklin Brink, who has appeared in such films as “I Wanna Get Titty Fucked” and “Latina Slut Academy,” said he was just happy his kid isn’t gay. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5233 "2022-11-24T01:26:25Z")
yeah that’s mighty fuckin’ gross… ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5234 "2022-11-24T21:47:09Z")
I watched some of that with my son last night. I could barely understand what that tweaker was saying. My son told me there is a version with subtitles. What a sickening piece of wasted humanity. He should know that Mormons aren’t all about pornography or hy _ **murder** _ either. Oh and drug use and alcohol use are right out too. I love how these people pick and choose which parts of their claimed religion they pay attention too. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5235 "2022-11-24T22:06:48Z")
> [@Sylvanz](#): > > I love how these people pick and choose which parts of their claimed religion they pay attention too. That’s because they don’t have actual faith, it’s just a way to justify bigotry. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5236 "2022-11-25T00:50:47Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > The Colorado Springs shooter’s father, who is a meth addict and porn actor, says he is relieved to find out that, even though his murdering son was in a gay bar, he isn’t gay. [![](https://i.imgur.com/ugULjCv.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/ugULjCv.png) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5237 "2022-11-25T01:49:15Z")
It raises the question: do you want to know what movies your dad made so you avoid them, or not so you don’t have to think about them and risk just stumbling on something horrible one day? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5238 "2022-11-25T04:57:09Z")
[Anthony Jeselnik] When I was 12 years old… I found my dad’s porn. In the back of the attic. That was a great day. That was a game-changer for me. But then the worst day of my life is the day I found my mom’s porn…In the back of that video store… [/Anthony Jeselnik] ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5239 "2022-11-25T06:13:38Z")
Kanye dropping a Presidential campaign ad attacking Individual 1. > **[Kanye Disses Trump, Unleashes Bombshell 2024 Campaign Videos](https://www.thedailybeast.com/kanye-ye-west-releases-bombshell-campaign-video-for-2024-presidential-election-talks-trump-kim-kardashian)** > > In a bizarre 2024 move, Ye dished on topics from ex-wife Kim Kardashian to white nationalist Nick Fuentes, with an adviser telling The Daily Beast that “Trumpworld is in crisis.” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5240 "2022-11-26T22:56:24Z")
[umm](https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/11/after-renegade-nurse-chops-off-mans-foot-state-finds-heap-of-system-failures/) … > [@](#): > > Officials in Wisconsin found a series of failures and federal violations at a nursing home where a renegade nurse cut off a man’s foot without his consent and wanted to have it stuffed in her family’s taxidermy shop and put on display to warn children to “wear your boots” in cold weather. not sure if that is stupid or just assholery (probably a bit of both) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5241 "2022-11-26T23:36:37Z")
You’re a tad late there. > [@Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread/931945/5100): > > A nurse cut off a patient’s foot to keep in her uncle’s taxidermy shop. The article doesn’t say till quite a ways down the page that the patient was dead at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5242 "2022-11-27T23:07:00Z")
Man found check made out for 4.63 million euro. Man contacted the payee, who said to destroy the check and send proof of destruction. Payee thanked man with six bags of candy. > **[A man returned a check made out to Haribo for $4.8 million. He was thanked in...](https://www.nbcwashington.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/a-man-returned-a-check-made-out-to-haribo-for-4-8-million-he-was-thanked-in-gummy-candy/3211543/)** > > “I thought it was a bit cheap," said the man. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5243 "2022-11-28T01:23:07Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Man found check made out for 4.63 million euro. Man contacted the payee, who said to destroy the check and send proof of destruction. Payee thanked man with six bags of candy. Who is the “stupid MF” here? The one who lost the check? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5244 "2022-11-28T01:33:01Z")
Haribo – [a billion dollar enterprise](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexmorrell/2013/10/15/haribo-gummi-bear-billionaire-hans-riegel-dies-at-age-90/) – couldn’t be arsed to send more than some crappy candy. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5245 "2022-11-28T01:34:40Z")
If someone hands you a cheque for €4M and you are pretty sure there is no way you will get that much money, why the hell would you even bother trying? You get more out of the positive PR than you would out of trying to collect. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5246 "2022-11-28T01:46:03Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Haribo – [a billion dollar enterprise](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexmorrell/2013/10/15/haribo-gummi-bear-billionaire-hans-riegel-dies-at-age-90/) – couldn’t be arsed to send more than some crappy candy. The check was effectively worthless. You think some joe schmoe is going to actually cash it? Hairbo was in no financial danger. The check was likely already stopped. How much do you think the “reward” should be for tearing up a piece of paper? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5247 "2022-11-28T01:50:06Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > How much do you think the “reward” should be for tearing up a piece of paper? Nothing would have been better. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5248 "2022-11-28T01:52:40Z")
Either make a statement or don’t. 6 bags of candy is ridiculous. Zero? OK. Cheap, but OK. 10 kilos each of every candy they make? Sure! **That’s** a statement. That gets you headlines and human interest bits on CNN. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5249 "2022-11-28T03:08:56Z")
> **[16-year-old confesses over Instagram to fatal shooting, Pennsylvania police say](https://www.yahoo.com/gma/16-old-confesses-over-instagram-171200289.html)** > > A Pennsylvania teen has been charged with murder after he allegedly confessed over Instagram to fatally shooting another child, according to police. > In the chat, the teen stated that he “had just killed someone” before flipping the camera around and showing the legs and feet of someone covered in blood, police said. He then asked for assistance with disposing the body, according to police. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5250 "2022-11-28T04:16:00Z")
I like Haribo candy. Their cola gummies are my favorite. I would have thought it was pretty cool if it was me, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=261) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=263)