# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5371 "2022-12-03T00:24:40Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > I live in South Africa, a country which actively tried to perfect institutionalised racism, by the way. Where do you live? The Starbucks where this latest stunt occurred is located in the United States, a country that actually did perfect institutionalized racsim. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5372 "2022-12-03T03:39:47Z")
Geez dude! It’s like you didn’t see this, > [@scudsucker](#): > > I, as a white South African Ya know, the thing that makes them an expert on the racism experienced by Black Americans. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5373 "2022-12-03T06:03:37Z")
There’s even a song by Counting Crows called _[Monkey](https://youtu.be/guhYfq8tNEw)_ with the word being a pet name for his partner. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5374 "2022-12-03T07:24:58Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Geez dude! It’s like you didn’t see this, > > > [@scudsucker](#): > > > > I, as a white South African > > Ya know, the thing that makes them an expert on the racism experienced by Black Americans. 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5375 "2022-12-03T07:28:59Z")
The USA is a vast country with many variations on culture. I doubt any one of you is an expert in all of them. My being South African may not be germane to USA prejudices, but it has sure taught me about racism. I’m not sure why you yanks are appearing to take pride and ownership of the USA’s specific styles of racism; but go ahead. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5376 "2022-12-03T15:02:23Z")
Her’s a MFer commenting on a stupid MFer… **four years ago.** [![](https://static.independent.co.uk/2022/12/02/09/Zack%20Fox%20Kanye%20tweet.jfif?quality=75&width=982&height=726&auto=webp) ](https://static.independent.co.uk/2022/12/02/09/Zack%20Fox%20Kanye%20tweet.jfif?quality=75&width=982&height=726&auto=webp) - List item ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5377 "2022-12-03T16:20:39Z")
No mention of the DG letter is complete without a link to Michael Shannon’s dramatic reading. [Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter - YouTube](https://youtu.be/dngOH9G4UPw) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5378 "2022-12-03T18:46:43Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > I’m not sure why you yanks are appearing to take pride and ownership of the USA’s specific styles of racism; but go ahead. Enjoy. It’s more like someone without experience with USA racism claiming to have a better understanding of racism in America than Americans. Yeah, that’s point-and-laughable, so people pointed and laughed. Nobody claimed pride, you can shove that bullshit back up your hole. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5379 "2022-12-03T19:56:46Z")
Ok, then. Enjoy yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5380 "2022-12-04T01:21:01Z")
Has-been actor James Woods says he’s going to sue the Democratic Party because his post of a nude photo of Hunter Biden was taken down by Twitter. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5381 "2022-12-04T01:26:53Z")
> [@Tamerlane](#): > > Literally the only time I have ever heard that full term was in this [utterly psycho viral Delta Gamma letter](https://www.mic.com/articles/36373/university-of-maryland-delta-gamma-sorority-email-goes-viral) from an outraged sorority sister angry at her fellow members for being insufficiently…stereotypically soroityish, I guess. The Dope did, of course, conduct our usual brilliant analysis of the phenomenon at the time > [@Sorority girl's warning letter to sisters goes viral - It's epic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104): > > [This woman will either be in jail or running a major corporation the future](http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read?tag=life-lessons). I’ll give it a golf clap just for the nuclear heat and creativity. What actress could read this letter and do it justice? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5382 "2022-12-04T03:51:42Z")
Nick Fuentes went into an In N Out restaurant in California, where people started harassing him and throwing open packets of ketchup at him, so he threw his drink which got all over the wrong people, and then he stormed out He’s also feuding with Marge Greene right now, which is a beautiful thing to watch. ---
**Author:** ![Capn\_Carl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Capn\_Carl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capn_Carl)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5383 "2022-12-04T13:57:42Z")
A shame about the ketchup packets. Ketchup squeeze bottles are more accurate, and deliver a higher volume. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5384 "2022-12-04T14:02:25Z")
> [@Capn\_Carl](#): > > A shame about the ketchup packets. Ketchup squeeze bottles are more accurate, and deliver a higher volume. - If he has little hands like his hero, bottles are hard to grip when throwing. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5385 "2022-12-04T14:35:37Z")
Airline passenger accuses other passengers of drug smugglers, then bites police who are escorting her from the plane > **[Chris Christie's niece kicked off New Orleans plane, injured 6 deputies,...](https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/chris-christies-niece-bites-officers-at-new-orleans-airport/article_592e7ee2-728d-11ed-9b91-9345a9dda9b2.html)** > > The former New Jersey governor's niece was kicked off a plane and fought police at New Orleans' airport. > Shannon Epstein, 25, boarded the Spirit Airlines flight to New Jersey on Nov. 24 at about 6 a.m., and asked a family who were near her and whom she perceived to be Latino if they were “smuggling cocaine,” said Capt. Jason Rivarde, a Sheriff’s Office spokesperson. Airline workers requested Epstein be removed from the plane as she became increasingly irate, and the plane, which had started to taxi to the runway, returned to the gate, Rivarde said Friday. > > When deputies arrived, Epstein refused to exit the jet bridge into the terminal, Rivarde said. When they tried to arrest her, she became “extremely combative,” Rivarde said. > > … > In the scuffle, she injured six deputies, biting one of the arm and breaking the skin, and kicking another in the groin, Rivarde said. They were treated there by paramedics. ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5386 "2022-12-04T14:40:06Z")
That was good, but I liked [the reading Alison Haislip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0uXLSi7-Bs) did even better. The link posted to Alison’s video in the old thread is no longer valid. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5387 "2022-12-04T14:43:01Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > … He’s also feuding with Marge Greene right now, which is a beautiful thing to watch. Obviously they had so much success pwning the libs in the recent election that they now have no recourse than to start pwning each other. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5388 "2022-12-04T14:54:23Z")
> [@Andy\_L](#): > > Airline passenger accuses other passengers of drug smugglers, then bites police who are escorting her from the plane She injured 6 police officers…maybe she was the one on cocaine. Also, I don’t know if this is common knowledge or not, but if your behavior results in a plane having to return to the gate to remove you (not sure if it counts when it hasn’t taken off yet), you can get billed by the airline and fined by the FAA, in addition to anything the local police charge you with, a bankruptingly large amount of money. It’s not uncommon when a plane has to divert for the unruly passenger to end up with 100k+ worth of fines and airline bills. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5389 "2022-12-04T16:33:15Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > they now have no recourse than to start pwning each other. They always, always turn on each other. There is no safety there. ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5390 "2022-12-04T16:43:09Z")
For those of you who haven’t been to In N Out, the ketchup in the store is self serve in [these little cups.](https://www.google.com/search?q=in+n+out+ketchup+cups&rlz=1C1VDKB_enUS939US939&sxsrf=ALiCzsaOppo6iC1XVCjr8UTMACn5BdfzcA:1670172032317&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjlvMzVs-D7AhWsL30KHb5rBfUQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1536&bih=714&dpr=1.25) They can be quite messy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=268) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=270)