# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5631 "2022-12-29T05:15:23Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> He thinks he is.

He has a Bugatti. And two Ferraris.

And probably a mansion and a yacht.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5632 "2022-12-29T05:23:00Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Are they conceding the accuracy of her insinuation about the dimensions of his genitalia?

And how would they know?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5633 "2022-12-29T13:57:08Z")

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I never heard of him.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5634 "2022-12-29T17:14:48Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> ‘Needledick, the Bugfucker’
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> (That’s from dad, but I don’t remember the context.)

From the movie Outrageous Fortune, spoken by Bette Midler:

> **[Outrageous Fortune (1987) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093690/characters/nm0000541)**
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> Outrageous Fortune (1987) Bette Midler as Sandy

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5635 "2022-12-29T17:47:10Z")

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Dad would have said it in the early-'70s.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5636 "2022-12-29T18:07:23Z")

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Here’s a comic I found.  
[[https://www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/needledick\_thumb.jpg](https://www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/needledick_thumb.jpg)]

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5637 "2022-12-29T19:05:08Z")

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Someone who is compelled to brag about having 33 car (if he actually does) cleariy feels like he has to compensate for _something_. Greta was merely inferring what that might be.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5638 "2022-12-29T19:12:49Z")

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_One_ Porsche is what we Germans call a Schwanzersatz (do I need to translate?), so 33 sports cars are obvious.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5639 "2022-12-29T20:36:27Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Someone who is compelled to brag about having 33 car (if he actually does) cleariy feels like he has to compensate for _something_. Greta was merely inferring what that might be.

Unless at least one of his herd is a [coal roller](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_coal), he’s not a **real** polluter. Just a pathetic poser.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5640 "2022-12-29T21:38:20Z")

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Romanian media are reporting that the Romanian Directorate for the Investigation of Organized Crime and Terrorism police have raided his luxury villa in relation to the abduction of two girls. This would not be out of character for him.

> **[Andrew Tate arrested in Romania following police raid - Dexerto](https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/andrew-tates-luxury-villa-reportedly-raided-by-armed-police-in-romania-2019584/)**
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> Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have reportedly been arrested following a December 29 raid on their Romanian home.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5641 "2022-12-29T21:39:01Z")

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[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlH8aY-aAAADqiW?format=jpg&name=900x900) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlH8aY-aAAADqiW?format=jpg&name=900x900)

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5642 "2022-12-29T21:44:41Z")

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That’s so cool 😂. It’s a pity that it’ll be edited out soon.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5643 "2022-12-29T22:00:52Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> He claimed that he “forgot” about the missing credits and “assumed” he’d been conferred his degree.

I have actual nightmares about this.

I applaud small-dick energy even though I’m generally against that sort of shaming because it is exactly the kind of thing that shitball would find insulting.

Like a story I read once where a woman’s final words to her misogynistic, sexually harassing boss were, “Don’t be such a cunt.” Just the look on his face.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5644 "2022-12-29T22:13:03Z")

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Arrested! He’s having quite a week!

> <https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1608578309981442051?t=TcvjAlJeI_KvGMvpQNBKBg&s=19>

And, get this: it was his clapback video which tipped Romanian authorities that he was in the country:

> <https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608579412588650496?t=KBG4NBOgD_4LcbEfUm6XbA&s=19>

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5645 "2022-12-29T22:18:21Z")

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Ms. Thunberg really _really_ won that one.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5646 "2022-12-29T22:20:59Z")

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I bet the pizza place just gave up the address. Romania’s secret police was legendary in the Cold War days, would not be surprising if they kept their competence in this arena.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5647 "2022-12-29T22:30:17Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> it was his clapback video which tipped Romanian authorities that he was in the country

Spectacular.  
Just for the satisfaction of “flexing” at Greta.  
Verified “Stupid MFer” (common among those going around claiming “Alpha male” status)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5648 "2022-12-29T22:44:58Z")

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[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52594012987_0f37879e9e_b.jpg "Gretate") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/52594012987/)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5649 "2022-12-29T22:49:51Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [Gretate | JohnT\_15 | Flickr](https://flic.kr/p/2o8y4Hn) -

You forgot the laser beams.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5650 "2022-12-29T23:15:35Z")

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Schadenfreudelicious!

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