# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5671 "2022-12-30T15:36:11Z")

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Seen on Twitter: “Small-dicked man still manages to fuck himself”

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5672 "2022-12-30T16:06:37Z")

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Anybody know how legal issues/arrests/charges work in Romania? He’s apparently been released, so is that it? I would love to hear that he will not get off the hook easily.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5673 "2022-12-30T16:14:44Z")

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I assumed that he posted bond and is out on bail…

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5674 "2022-12-30T16:16:35Z")

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Wait a minute. This asshole is supposed to be a world class chess player? Kick boxer, sure, whatever, never heard of him. But CHESS, um what?? You need to be very good at strategy for chess.

Well, we’ve all heard of him now. 😀

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5675 "2022-12-30T16:18:49Z")

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Maybe I am mistaken about him being released. I thought I read that, but Reuters posted a story about an hour ago that is written as if he is still detained. So confused.

ETA: Okay, so he’s expected in court today but his lawyer claims he was released after 24 hours?

> **[Andrew Tate and his brother detained for a month in Romania](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/12/30/europe/andrew-tate-detained-romania-human-trafficking-intl-hnk/index.html)**
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> Controversial internet personality Andrew Tate and his brother were ordered to be detained for a month on Friday as prosecutors pursued claims of human trafficking and rape.

> A lawyer for Andrew and Tristan Tate told CNN that the brothers were expected to appear in court later Friday. He stressed that Andrew Tate was not under arrest. “He was not arrested. He was detained for 24 hours,” said the lawyer, Eugen Vidineac.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5676 "2022-12-30T16:20:54Z")

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There’s a video of him being released from an earlier arrest. It’s being promoted by his followers as the current arrest.

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5677 "2022-12-30T16:24:36Z")

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Okay, that explains some of my confusion then. I’m seeing stuff that says released, no charges, but it’s Tate trolls.

ETA: I’ve heard of him vaguely and what a trashpot he is but didn’t know he’d been arrested before and exactly what all he was doing, just that he was a big fat misogynist with a following.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5678 "2022-12-30T16:30:08Z")

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I assume that the 24 hours on that isn’t up yet, and that the lawyer is claiming that he will _only_ be detained for 24 hours.

Though how a 24 hour detention isn’t considered to be an arrest I don’t understand.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5679 "2022-12-30T16:33:12Z")

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I’m considering that to be lawyer-speak for “Wow, the rules are REALLY DIFFERENT in Romania!”

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5680 "2022-12-30T19:53:51Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Wait a minute. This asshole is supposed to be a world class chess player? Kick boxer, sure, whatever, never heard of him. But CHESS, um what?? You need to be very good at strategy for chess.

No, haven’t you been paying attention to the news in the past year? All you need for chess is a set of vibrating anal beads.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5681 "2022-12-30T19:57:34Z")

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> **[A group of ice skaters captured the moment a car drove across a frozen canal...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/group-ice-skaters-captured-moment-191708285.html)**
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> A group of ice skaters filmed a car driving over the frozen water before it plunged in. Videos of the incident have received millions of views.

> [It was] reported [that] a 33-year-old woman named Biankia Gleason had been arrested in connection with the event, suspected of driving under the influence, and told firefighters her GPS had taken her onto the canal.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5682 "2022-12-30T22:26:55Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> All you need for chess is a set of vibrating anal beads.

Wait, those are for chess? That explains why they don’t seem to be helping my cribbage game.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5683 "2022-12-30T22:58:55Z")

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I know chessboxing is a thing, but again those guys are probably not idiots.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5684 "2022-12-30T23:17:56Z")

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Tate wasn’t found via pizza, say Romanian authorities. Also, he and his brother are being held for at least 30 days.

> **[Andrew Tate, brother charged in Romania with human trafficking](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/12/30/andrew-tate-detained-romania-brothers-crime/)**
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> Romanian prosecutors are seeking to hold Tate, a self-described misogynist, and brother Tristan for up to 30 days. One alleged victim was American.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5685 "2022-12-30T23:28:33Z")

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I couldn’t access that link.  
From [CNN.](https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/30/europe/andrew-tate-detained-romania-human-trafficking-intl-hnk/index.html)

Hopefully Mr. Contact Chess also blew a lot on those Donald NFTs. A likely customer, I’d imagine.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5686 "2022-12-31T00:31:01Z")

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tristantate sounds like some kind of chemical compound

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5687 "2022-12-31T00:32:41Z")

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“Sad actor”. Sounds about right for the week he is having.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5688 "2022-12-31T00:33:30Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> No, haven’t you been paying attention to the news in the past year? All you need for chess is a set of vibrating anal beads

I think you also need some kind of internet connection. Buzz Buzz.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5689 "2022-12-31T00:50:49Z")

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I wouldn’t admit I used pizza to find someone either if I were them.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5690 "2022-12-31T00:59:03Z")

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Good point.

Gift link for WaPo article above for anyone interested:

> **[Andrew Tate, brother charged in Romania with human trafficking](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/12/30/andrew-tate-detained-romania-brothers-crime/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWJpZCI6IjQ2MDI4ODUiLCJyZWFzb24iOiJnaWZ0IiwibmJmIjoxNjcyNDQ4Mjg3LCJpc3MiOiJzdWJzY3JpcHRpb25zIiwiZXhwIjoxNjczNjU3ODg3LCJpYXQiOjE2NzI0NDgyODcsImp0aSI6IjhiZDdhMzEyLTI3NTMtNDc0Yy1iMDYzLTE2NzAyZTNlYTYwMCIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lndhc2hpbmd0b25wb3N0LmNvbS93b3JsZC8yMDIyLzEyLzMwL2FuZHJldy10YXRlLWRldGFpbmVkLXJvbWFuaWEtYnJvdGhlcnMtY3JpbWUvIn0.ODuEHuBBjEaXTGQAJXkGUK67nS3SQdutyrajI6-uHyI&itid=gfta)**
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> Romanian prosecutors are seeking to hold Tate, a self-described misogynist, and brother Tristan for up to 30 days. One alleged victim was American.

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