# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 295
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5891 "2023-01-13T01:55:33Z")
here is some premium stupid: Russian propaganda about what America is like [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFrLRRygt7M) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5892 "2023-01-13T05:16:18Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Well, this doesn’t show any private parts at least. Isn’t that supposedly the reason for “tentacle porn” in Japan? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5893 "2023-01-13T05:31:57Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > It’s been suggested that it is due, at least in part, to the influence of a well-known image titled “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife” in a collection of erotica published in Japan in the early 19th Century,… How awesome would it be to be the creator of an entire genre of porn. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5894 "2023-01-13T05:37:02Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > here is some premium stupid: Russian propaganda about what America is like They didn’t even show them getting cowboy hats stapled to their heads, they do they all the time here. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5895 "2023-01-13T05:41:53Z")
Can we please _NOT_ make this thread about…_him_, too? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5896 "2023-01-13T06:12:30Z")
It took me a while to figure out what you meant. Then I had to puke. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5897 "2023-01-13T06:59:45Z")
I think I’m missing something. Please explain. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5898 "2023-01-13T09:51:13Z")
I think it was about the poster octopus, who has been known to hijack Pit threads with baloney and poppycock, causing a kerfuffle. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5899 "2023-01-13T10:09:44Z")
Now you’ve done it. Did you learn _nothing_ from _Beetlejuice_? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5900 "2023-01-13T10:18:19Z")
Baloney and poppycock sandwiches. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5901 "2023-01-13T10:19:41Z")
Of course, in Japan it’s poppytentacle. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5902 "2023-01-13T11:59:03Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > > [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > > > Wow, pithing to tentacle porn > > that is some Rule 34 opportunity Challenge accep…actually, no. Challenge not accepted. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5903 "2023-01-13T13:28:18Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > > > I think in a way, it allows shy and sexually repressed people to like rape scenes. > > Or bondage scenes. > > Tentacle porn isn’t really my thing, but I come across it occasionally in sci-fi romance. Many times there is clear consent and the eroticism is more about restraint. I’d wager there’s a cultural context here, like American tentacle porn might have different connotations. > > Wow, pithing to tentacle porn. We are quite the group. This thread made me wonder what the popularity of tentacle porn reflects about the culture of Japan? They’re a closed, insular, sometimes xenophobic society; this is just idle speculation - which is to say, total ass-pull - but I wonder if hentai has the titillation of the taboo, around the idea of submission to the Other, or alien? Rather the way interracial porn - which is still almost exclusively black man/white woman - used to be in the South, here? I suppose to answer that question, you’d have to A) see if tentacle porn is popular in other nations and B) if interracial porn is also popular in Japan. Or C) we’re all just a buncha pervs. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5904 "2023-01-13T13:30:49Z")
“Cakefarts” is a lessor known early 2000s shock site, which, yes, involved video of young ladies squatting on top of cakes and farting into the iceing. I get rule 34, and clearly there was at least some market because the performers, camera crew etc must have got paid… but really? Farting on a cake is just so far from my idea of lightly entertaining porn. However, I naturally sent it to all my friends. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5905 "2023-01-13T13:36:57Z")
I like the time something similar-ish managed to make it onto a game show. You can rewind to the beginning to see the task they were asked to do, but [it’s cued up to the fun part](https://youtu.be/IJ7pHfLSB9I?t=408). ETA, it should be mostly safe for work, but it does involve a grown man pulling down his pants and sitting on a cake. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5906 "2023-01-13T13:53:50Z")
This has to be from an attempt at a comedy show. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5907 "2023-01-13T14:11:39Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > “Cakefarts” is a lessor known early 2000s shock site, which, yes, involved video of young ladies squatting on top of cakes and farting into the iceing. Ray Smuckles? [Is that you](https://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09072004)? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5908 "2023-01-13T14:20:48Z")
Ok, I’m new to this thread, but can we get back to the dumb MF’s, and stop with the porn talk? > **[Man Posted High-Speed Chase That Ended With His Arrest (Stupid Criminals) |...](https://newcountry1079.iheart.com/featured/scott-stevens/content/2023-01-10-man-posted-high-speed-chase-that-ended-with-his-arrest-stupid-criminals/)** > > Unidentified man did something most wouldn’t think to do during a high-speed chase… **Man Posted A Clip To TikTok Of The High-Speed Chase That Ended With His Arrest:** An unidentified man did something most wouldn’t think to do during a high-speed chase…he videoed himself weaving between cars on an interstate highway in Georgia and then posted it to TikTok. It wasn’t a smart move; Georgia State troopers found the video and saw that the suspect was riding a 2022 Triumph Street Triple RS motorbike when he got away from them, which was [_ **the only one of its kind registered in the area** _](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11615053/Man-arrested-fleeing-cops-speeding-motorbike-posting-chase-TikTok.html). When officers showed up at his house, he confessed that he was the one who had run from them; he was issued 12 arrest warrants and taken into custody. Watch the video below from the Daily Mail. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5909 "2023-01-13T14:28:57Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > Ok, I’m new to this thread, but can we get back to the dumb MF’s, and stop with the porn talk? _bow chicka BOW wow…_ ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/5910 "2023-01-13T14:31:13Z")
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