# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6291 "2023-02-06T19:04:18Z")

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“These folks” and “aware” are like magnets with the same poles facing each other.

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**Author:** ![peccavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peccavi/32/388_2.png) [@peccavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peccavi)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6292 "2023-02-06T19:11:22Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> “These folks” and “aware” are like magnets with the same poles facing each other

👍  
 ![](https://media.tenor.com/UHlajyQDA-wAAAAM/magnets-icp.gif)

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6293 "2023-02-06T21:38:43Z")

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A family of Individual 1 supporters committed group suicide because the same demons attacking their Messiah was also attacking them.

> **[Not a cult: Entire family of Trump supporters dies in apparent suicide pact](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/2/4/2151147/-Not-a-cult-Entire-family-of-Trump-supporters-commit-suicide)**
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> An entire Pennsylvania family of Trump supporters, including James Daub, 62, Deborah Daub, 59, and their daughter Morgan, 26, were found dead in their backyard. An investigation found several notes inside the house that indicated the family made a...

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6294 "2023-02-06T22:18:18Z")

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> [@DoctorJ](#):
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> Uh, these folks are aware that backyard chickens (that is, ones exposed to natural daylight/dark cycles) slow down or stop laying in the winter, right?

Well, from my extensive research (watching [Swooner Crooner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swooner_Crooner)) chickens need a rooster that sings like Bing or Frankie before they can lay eggs. And when has Looney Toons ever steered me wrong on such matters?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6295 "2023-02-07T00:22:04Z")

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How do I know it’s Black History Month? Simple, friends; simple. [The food vendor for Nyack Middle School in New York served their own version](https://people.com/food/school-apologizes-serving-chicken-waffles-watermelon-black-history-month/) of Fluffy’s [gift basket](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0gW25F_PY). From the first link, here are two intersting tidbits:

> “This was a mistake and does not represent the values of our company, and we are committed to doing better in the future.”

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> This is not the first time that Aramark has found itself in hot water for racially stereotyped menus. In 2018, the food vendor served NYU students a “Black History Month Menu” with ribs, collard greens, cornbread, smashed yams, mac and cheese, red Kool-Aid and watermelon-flavored water. The incident angered students, [according to CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/22/us/nyu-kool-aid-watermelon-menu-black-history-month-trnd/index.htmlhttps://www.cnn.com/2018/02/22/us/nyu-kool-aid-watermelon-menu-black-history-month-trnd/index.html), and eventually prompting the university to stop using Aramark as their food provider in 2019.
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> Similarly, back in 2011, the food-service company offered students at the University of California Irvine “MLK Holiday Special: Chicken and Waffles,” according to a [_Los_ _Angeles_ _Times_ article](https://www.latimes.com/local/la-xpm-2011-jan-27-la-me-0127-uci-mlk-20110127-story.html).

Looks to me like that is very much your corporate culture, folks. You people need to get into another line of business. Or out of business altoghether.

Color me unsurprised that racists are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6296 "2023-02-07T00:30:16Z")

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Well, they are doing the same refusing the COVID vaccine, so not really a surprise.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6297 "2023-02-07T00:47:36Z")

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I sure am glad these two evil people were found out.

> **[Neo-Nazi Couple Arrested for Alleged Plot to Attack Power Grid and ‘Destroy...](https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5v4pq/baltimore-power-grid-attack-arrest-atomwaffen)**
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> Brandon Russell, leader of neo-Nazi group Atomwaffen Division, and his prison-girlfriend allegedly plotted to attack five Baltimore-area energy stations.

Geez, oh Pete.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6298 "2023-02-07T02:12:39Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> How do I know it’s Black History Month? Simple, friends; simple. [The food vendor for Nyack Middle School in New York served their own version](https://people.com/food/school-apologizes-serving-chicken-waffles-watermelon-black-history-month/) of Fluffy’s [gift basket](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0gW25F_PY).

On the one hand that sounds delicious. But on the other hand, yeah that’s racist.

Plus, white folks love that shit too dammit. Chicken and waffles and watermelon are universal!

It just reminds me of this old bit from Dave Chappelle:

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wJ4B7G8Rw3Q/hqdefault.jpg "Dave Chappelle Chicken") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ4B7G8Rw3Q)

He’s right, chicken is just delicious. Why do we need to put racist baggage on this stuff? Just enjoy food you like, let others enjoy food they like, and don’t act like there is something genetic involved.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6299 "2023-02-07T02:27:10Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> On the one hand that sounds delicious. But on the other hand, yeah that’s racist.

Is there any time of year where it would be acceptable to serve that? (I’ve had chicken, and I’ve had waffles, but I’ve never had chicken ‘n’ waffles.)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6300 "2023-02-07T02:29:09Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> (I’ve had chicken, and I’ve had waffles, but I’ve never had chicken ‘n’ waffles.)

When done well it’s a wonderful blend of savory, salty, and sweet. You also have the textural difference between the crunchy breading on the fried chicken, the spongy/crispy waffle, and the meat of the chicken.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6301 "2023-02-07T02:39:14Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Is there any time of year where it would be acceptable to serve that?

At Amy Ruths’ in Harlem, every day of the year.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6302 "2023-02-07T02:42:00Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> At Amy Ruths’ in Harlem, every day of the year.

[Here too](https://dameschickenwaffles.com/).

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6303 "2023-02-07T03:19:50Z")

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[And here](https://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/main-menu/).

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6304 "2023-02-07T05:11:04Z")

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And don’t forget the maple syrup on the chicken.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6305 "2023-02-07T05:19:44Z")

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It sounds so wrong but it’s so good.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6306 "2023-02-07T13:26:24Z")

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Oh man, I don’t want to find out. Sounds disgusting.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6307 "2023-02-07T16:27:17Z")

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It’s surprisingly tasty.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6308 "2023-02-07T16:39:07Z")

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🤷‍♂️ We all have our tastes, and we all draw the line somewhere.

I like peperoni, jalapeno and pineapple pizza for instance. That’s a Rubicon too far for my wife, so I rarely get it. I also like homemade pasta. I make the real stuff that starts with flour and eggs. My wife prefers the boxed stuff. Or can’t tell the difference.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6309 "2023-02-07T18:45:26Z")

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I was going to point out last night, before our Xfinity modem rudely died, that I meant serving at schools and/or institutions; not chicken’n’waffle restaurants.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6310 "2023-02-07T19:54:01Z")

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Stupid MF’er antivaxer dies.

But wait - it’s not what you might think. He did not die of Covid. He died of a fentanyl overdose.  
While I don’t think that everyone who dies of a fentanyl overdose is a stupid MF’er, this guy qualifies I think. He thought Covid was a hoax, and probably thought that the poisonous drug supply was a hoax too. Oh, and he was also apparently a flat-earther.

> **[Prominent B.C. anti-vaxxer died of fentanyl overdose, coroner rules](https://nationalpost.com/news/local-news/prominent-b-c-anti-vaxxer-died-of-fentanyl-overdose-coroner-rules/wcm/e115e26a-9547-433c-a8e5-dc4c6c913773)**
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> Coroner's report dispels myth that Makhan Singh Parhar died from COVID-19

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