# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 345
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6891 "2023-03-24T21:43:13Z")
Al Koholic? Homer Sexual? ---
**Author:** ![peccavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peccavi/32/388_2.png) [@peccavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peccavi)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6892 "2023-03-24T21:45:53Z")
Or I’m A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6893 "2023-03-24T21:47:01Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > [MSN](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/are-people-seriously-this-stupid-missouri-woman-and-pastor-claim-miracle-of-three-regrown-toes/ar-AA190ud8) Wait, no proof of what? No proof that she ever lost them or no proof that they grew back. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6894 "2023-03-24T22:00:53Z")
According to a [gofundme](https://www.gofundme.com/f/prayersforkrissy) campaign, she was seriously injured and spent two months in a coma. I googled her name, and didn’t find any news articles about the assault. [Show Me The Toes!](https://showmethetoes.com) says ‘If you have photographic/video evidence this occurred, provide it and we will share it on this page. So far James River and Krissy have provided zero proof.’ And: > #### John Lindell provides his reasoning for not showing proof. > > In the original account of the miracle, John shared Krissy’s full name, backstory, location, and then they made a video of her to show what she looks like. In this video John claims they are withholding proof to protect Krissy. They never had provide her identity and chose to exploit her instead of protect her from the beginning. It is obvious they never thought what John shared from the stage would end up creating the viral facebook post at the top of this page. If there is proof SHOW IT! ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6895 "2023-03-25T01:25:44Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Under a Facebook post about the “miracle,” Jason Kunza said, “Are people seriously this stupid?” I sense a trick question. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6896 "2023-03-25T05:10:02Z")
Y’know, that makes a lot more sense if John Lindell is related to Mike Lindell. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6897 "2023-03-25T08:16:35Z")
Have we heard from Bopha D. Snutts? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6898 "2023-03-25T13:27:23Z")
Bluetooth earbuds went missing from jacket pocket at San Francisco International, owner tracked earbuds to the home of an airport contractor. Who denied having the earbuds until detectives showed him the tracking info. > **[How one woman tracked her AirPods she left on a plane to an airport worker's...](https://abc7chicago.com/alisabeth-hayden-apple-airpod-headphones-united-airlines/13008263/)** > > Using her phone to track her AirPods, the passenger watched in astonishment as they made their way to an airport worker's home. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6899 "2023-03-25T13:38:01Z")
> “United Airlines holds our vendors to the highest standards and we are working with local authorities in their investigation of this matter.” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/5YGc4zOqozo/hqdefault.jpg "United Breaks Guitars") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6900 "2023-03-25T13:40:06Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > A woman is claiming a Christian pastor’s _sermon_ caused three of her amputated toes to grow back… Read that as semen. Potato, Patato. And her husband sure is a lousy shot. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6901 "2023-03-25T14:36:34Z")
I swear, Missouri is trying valiantly to beat Texas and Florida in a race to become America’s Craziest State. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6902 "2023-03-25T15:24:15Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mwV8ozElNjk/hqdefault.jpg "Tom Paxton - Thank You, Republic Airlines (1985)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwV8ozElNjk) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6903 "2023-03-25T16:22:54Z")
> **[Venice hunts for 'idiot' who jumped off three-story building into canal | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/italian-authorities-venice-canal-intl/index.html)** > > Italian authorities are searching for a man who jumped off a three-story building into a canal in Venice on Thursday. When I was taking a water taxi in Venice, I saw turds floating in the water. I wouldn’t want to _touch_ that water, let alone immerse myself in it! ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6904 "2023-03-25T17:01:51Z")
In 1954, the actress Katherine Hepburn acquired an eye infection that bothered her for the rest of her life from jumping into a Venetian canal while filming a movie. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6905 "2023-03-25T18:48:11Z")
Not quite sure if this is the right topic, but apparently a mob of trans people assaulted a speaker at a womens rally. I wish my phone could copy and paste but google will show it. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6906 "2023-03-25T18:51:33Z")
This one? > **[‘Feared for life’: Anti-trans activist on attack](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/antitrans-activist-kelliejay-keenminshull-attacked-during-her-own-womens-rally/news-story/dbb67cf7dd9fee2ef0fa7b129ba1d024)** > > Controversial pro-woman and anti-transgender campaigner Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull said she thought she was going to die after she was attacked with tomato sauce and mobbed, forcing to cut her planned rally short. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6907 "2023-03-25T19:03:05Z")
Yes. Free speech works both ways. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6908 "2023-03-25T20:35:17Z")
[Trans athletes have been banned from track & field.](https://www.npr.org/2023/03/24/1165795462/transgender-track-and-field-athletes-cant-compete-in-womens-international-events) Yet more poop flapjacks on a sh\*t sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6909 "2023-03-27T12:06:53Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > “Are people seriously this stupid?” No matter what the topic, the answer to "Are people seriously this stupid?” is always “Sadly, yes.” ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6910 "2023-03-27T20:36:06Z")
I put this here instead of the SRIOTD thread because the perpetually offended were not specifically identified as Republicans, however obvious it seems. “A Wisconsin elementary school has been at the center of headlines after it removed Miley Cyrus’ and Dolly Parton’s “Rainbowland” duet from its first-grade concert list, deeming the song “controversial.” … Soon after, Tempel (bobot’s edit- she’s the first grade teacher.) reported the song Rainbow Connection from the Muppet Movie was also removed.” > **[Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton's 'Rainbowland' Removed From Wisconsin...](https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/miley-cyrus-and-dolly-partons-rainbowland-removed-from-elementary-concert-for-being-controversial/3104668/)** > > A Wisconsin elementary school has been at the center of headlines after it removed Miley Cyrus’ and Dolly Parton’s “Rainbowland” duet from its first-grade concert list, deeming the song “controversial.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=344) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=346)