# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 357
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7131 "2023-04-18T16:57:47Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > At this point, I’m starting to think we have a navigation/how to read addresses problem _along with_ a gun problem: > > [Man shoots three after food order is delivered to wrong house, Michigan officials say](https://news.yahoo.com/man-shoots-three-food-order-150853935.html) Maybe it’s something in the food. > **[‘Shoot them.’ Chipotle order turns chaotic after duo demands more cheese,...](https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article273900820.html)** > > One suspect pulled out a gun while the other repeatedly said “shoot them,” authorities say. > [@](#): > > The [suspects demanded more cheese](https://stopcrime.centralohiocrimestoppers.org/2023/04/this-weeks-crime-of-week-focuses-on.html) and started harassing employees > … > One of the suspects pulled out a handgun and the other repeatedly said “shoot them,” the release said. The suspect would have opened fire, but their gun malfunctioned, according to witnesses. > … > They did not get extra cheese, according to the release. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7132 "2023-04-18T17:29:28Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > At this point, I’m starting to think we have a navigation/how to read addresses problem _along with_ a gun problem There will always be some cases of people showing up at the wrong house. Numbers are often not clearly visible; they often get heard wrong or written down wrong; many locations have confusing street names. I have several people every year – maybe about one a month – show up here because GPS told them this was the second road over. I’m an old woman living alone on a dead-end road. I don’t shoot at them, I give them directions. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7133 "2023-04-18T17:32:57Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > They did not get extra cheese, according to the release. Pizza Hut should capitalize. “You can order extra cheese without shooting anyone!” ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7134 "2023-04-18T17:36:56Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Pizza Hut should capitalize. “You can order extra cheese without shooting anyone! i expect you have to pay for it, though. And refrain from backing employees into the corner and grabbing at their clothes. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7135 "2023-04-18T18:26:15Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > The [suspects demanded more cheese](https://stopcrime.centralohiocrimestoppers.org/2023/04/this-weeks-crime-of-week-focuses-on.html) and started harassing employees > … The Ohio suspects are still at large. Maybe they should check records for residents who recently moved there from Wisconsin. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7136 "2023-04-18T21:42:32Z")
Police released this image of the suspects: [![](https://images.mubicdn.net/images/film/125216/cache-108239-1445960474/image-w1280.jpg?size=800x) ](https://images.mubicdn.net/images/film/125216/cache-108239-1445960474/image-w1280.jpg?size=800x) ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7137 "2023-04-18T22:07:03Z")
Ha! Love it. But don’t foh-get the _crack-uhs_. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7138 "2023-04-18T22:19:14Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Police released this image of the suspects: What s this - a Netflix documentary? That’s a lawsuit! ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7139 "2023-04-19T00:51:46Z")
He wore the wrong trousers! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7140 "2023-04-19T01:01:12Z")
Theres a total doofus on twitter named Nick Adams. He says stuff like I’m a masculine man, I make my woman cook, I eat, she does the dishes and I go to Hooters. As everyone knows, if youre bragging, its likely not true. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7141 "2023-04-19T01:08:16Z")
Hooters? Seriously? That hasn’t been something to brag about in years. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7142 "2023-04-19T19:37:54Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Theres a total doofus on twitter named Nick Adams. He says stuff like I’m a masculine man, I make my woman cook, I eat, she does the dishes and I go to Hooters. > As everyone knows, if youre bragging, its likely not true. It’s really hard to tell if he is genuine, or doing satire performance art. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7143 "2023-04-19T21:15:06Z")
Considering the world as it is today, if you can’t tell, it’s probably genuine. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7144 "2023-04-20T11:50:05Z")
Dunno what happened here; authorities are keeping mum because of the ages of those involved but I’m guessing there was either not enough adult supervision or too much “personal supervision”. > **[APS pauses overnight field trips to Outdoor Lab after ‘incident’ involving a...](https://www.arlnow.com/2023/04/18/arlington-public-schools-hits-pause-on-overnight-field-trips-after-an-incident-involving-a-student/)** > > Arlington Public Schools has "paused" some overnight field trips amid a law enforcement investigation. Some fifth-grade students were on a recent overnight field trip to the school system's Outdoor Lab in Fauquier County when an incident allegedly... ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7145 "2023-04-20T13:23:34Z")
> Owned by the nonprofit Arlington Outdoor Education Association and used by APS, Outdoor Lab celebrated its 50th anniversary in 2016. It was founded with financial support from the late Arlington philanthropist Preston Caruthers. I’m guessing that Preston’s ghost was scaring people off, until a handful of kids and their dog caught it in a cargo net trap and took off the mask. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7146 "2023-04-21T01:57:27Z")
This is from about 6 years ago, but I just learned about it earlier today, so here it is: Convicted child porn and molestation fan Jared Fogel once tried to have his convictions thrown out because he’s a [“sovereign citizen.”](https://www.courthousenews.com/disgraced-pitchman-loses-bid-toss-sex-crimes-sentence/) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7147 "2023-04-21T02:13:44Z")
Ya gotta hand it to those sovereign guys. Have they ever won in court? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7148 "2023-04-21T12:54:47Z")
it’s a great underdog story! Like Rocky! /s ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7149 "2023-04-21T13:04:58Z")
And like Rocky, they get beaten and lose in the end! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7150 "2023-04-21T15:31:07Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > Ya gotta hand it to those sovereign guys. Have they ever won in court? Are there courts with actual gold-fringed flags? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=356) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=358)