# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/725 "2021-06-03T01:07:11Z")
No. A bit on the lean side actually. Definitely no need to keep using the iguana baster to empty the iguana roasting pan. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/726 "2021-06-03T01:11:36Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > No. A bit on the lean side actually. Definitely no need to keep using the iguana baster to empty the iguana roasting pan. - I propose a new dish-the goosuana. An iguana stuffed inside a goose. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/727 "2021-06-03T01:57:54Z")
Flordinogoosguana: Florida man inside a dinosaur inside a goose inside an iguana. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/728 "2021-06-03T02:12:59Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > We need a separate Omnibus Stupid Florida Mans thread. Redundancy alert! If you start the thread, you could avoid carpal tunnel by typing one less word in the title… ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/729 "2021-06-03T02:56:12Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I propose a new dish-the goosuana. An iguana stuffed inside a goose. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ut6MSMqxmlE/maxresdefault.jpg "Lobster stuffed with tacos") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6MSMqxmlE&t=6s) ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/730 "2021-06-03T02:57:59Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Here today, iguana tomorrow. Hasta manana iquana. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/731 "2021-06-03T03:58:26Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Hasta manana iquana. Hakuna matata. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/732 "2021-06-03T04:07:37Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > The trainer of the Kentucky Derby winning horse, which tested positive for banned drugs (the horse, not the trainer), How do they know this? Did they test the trainer too? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/733 "2021-06-03T06:01:49Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > We need a separate Omnibus Stupid Florida Mans thread. We could have an entire forum devoted to it… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/734 "2021-06-03T17:09:46Z")
The most disgusting display of vile stupid to date: someone came up with the idea of a sticker for your shirt that is a yellow mogen david (six-point star) with the words “not vaccinated” in it. It did not receive a positive reception from the broader community of non-assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/735 "2021-06-03T17:48:47Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > a yellow mogen david (six-point star) with the words “not vaccinated” in it Although if they are willing to wear some _other_ marker without the vile association - say a fluorescent orange sticker with “not vaccinated” on it - that would be most welcome, so that sensible people can steer well clear of them. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/736 "2021-06-03T18:42:34Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Although if they are willing to wear some _other_ marker without the vile association - say a fluorescent orange sticker with “not vaccinated” on it - that would be most welcome, so that sensible people can steer well clear of them. But, but, if it’s just a plain sticker with no association to an historically persecuted group, how will anyone know how persecuted they are for not being vaccinated. They neeeed(\*) everyone to see how only they themselves and the other historically persecuted group can understand how horribly they are being treated for refusing vaccination. (\*) Imagine this in the same wheedling tone that a four-year-old would use when asking for a cookie. ---
**Author:** ![Ziberian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/919ad9/32.png) [@Ziberian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ziberian)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/737 "2021-06-03T18:50:23Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > I would be surprised if the Feds just seized the money but wouldn’t be too surprised if they sued for the money after. Surely Nancy Pelosi is entitled to some of the profits since it was her office & her standing that made these photos valuable. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/738 "2021-06-03T19:07:26Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Although if they are willing to wear some _other_ marker without the vile association - say a fluorescent orange sticker with “not vaccinated” on it - that would be most welcome, so that sensible people can steer well clear of them. It should be a biohazard symbol. [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Biohazard_symbol.svg/1280px-Biohazard_symbol.svg.png) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Biohazard_symbol.svg/1280px-Biohazard_symbol.svg.png) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/739 "2021-06-03T19:10:05Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > a biohazard symbol That’s actually a pretty cool tattoo. A bit more original than the ubiquitous monochrome Maori stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/740 "2021-06-03T19:11:49Z")
I have the kanji for “atama” as a tattoo, I like it. [![](https://www5.big.or.jp/~otake/hey/kanji/gifmoji/f7/atama.gif) ](https://www5.big.or.jp/~otake/hey/kanji/gifmoji/f7/atama.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/741 "2021-06-03T19:46:51Z")
That’s just “head” in Chinese - does it have some special connotation in Japanese? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/742 "2021-06-03T19:50:27Z")
As noted above, it reads “Atama” in Japanese…and the post was written by “Atama”-sama ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/743 "2021-06-03T19:57:04Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > That’s just “head” in Chinese - does it have some special connotation in Japanese? Clothing brand? > **[Master in Kimonos](https://atamausa.com/)** > > Atama USA is the exclusive Atama Kimonos distributor for the north american market. Here you find the best Gis, apparels and accessories. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/744 "2021-06-03T19:59:52Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > That’s just “head” in Chinese - does it have some special connotation in Japanese? Yes, it means “Head” which is my actual name in real life. Since I studied Japanese all through high school my nickname was Atama, I’d sometimes be addressed as “Atama-san” in class and signed my work with the Kanji. So I’ve gone by that ever since just about any time I need an alias. Also that’s why my avatar is a samurai’s head. (And don’t think I wasn’t mocked for my name most of my life, I just learned to embrace it. 😁) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=38)